Skinner (film)

The Thing: 27,000 Hours (2011)

Actors: Jennifer Handorf (producer), Daniel Brocklebank (actor), Sean Hogan (editor), Sean Hogan (writer), Sean Hogan (director), Billy Clarke (actor), Jack Gordon (actor), Emma Gaffney (producer), Justin Greaves (composer), Paul Haley (composer),

Genres: Horror, Short,

Skegs & Skangers (2002)

Actors: Ben Small (actor), Michael McGrath (actor), Alan Slattery (actor), Alan Slattery (editor), Mike Kelly (actor), Mike Kelly (producer), John Morton (director), John Morton (actor), John Morton (writer), David Thompson (actor), Trev Anderson (actor), Trev Anderson (producer), Kevin Mooney (actor), David Ruth (actor), Ross Costigan (actor),

Plot: A comic tale about the end of the summer in Ireland, 2001, where 5 boys and 5 girls are out to end the summer with a bang before heading back to school to sit the final exams, only to be thwarted by comic mishappenings.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Kilkenny City, Ireland. Nothing much happens. 5 guys. 5 girls. One weekend. Quite a few possibilities. Everyone knows everyone in Kilkenny. In one weekend, that's the making of a few stories. Why have a weekend you'll never forget when you could have one you'll hardly remember?

Quotes:

Claire: Do you want me to want you to walk me home?

Kevin: Anyone watch Murder She Wrote this morning?

Susan: Baby, we should call our first child Zepellin.

Skeet: You'd have a lot in common with my father, he had a nervous breakdown too.

Laura: My god, ye are such pussy ass bitch drinkers.

Ben: When George Harrison did something, he fucking did it right.

Sean: Dave, don't you think you've had too much to drink?::Dave: I maintain that I'm Irish and you should shut up.

Dave: Rain in Octember? No, no, no, no!

Emma: I'm warning you Claire, don't put her on the line! I don't want to talk to that bitch, I'm warning you- oh hey Sinead, how are you keeping?

Stevey: I gotta stay in and finish this painting for Sinead...::Skeet: You're painting a picture for that bitch? Nice one Picasso, nice one.

Strange Days (1995)

Actors: Kelly Hu (actress), Dru Berrymore (actress), Kim Giancaterino (actress), Michael Wincott (actor), Glenn Plummer (actor), Angela Bassett (actress), Nicky Katt (actor), Josef Sommer (actor), Vincent D'Onofrio (actor), Ralph Fiennes (actor), Richard Edson (actor), William Fichtner (actor), Tom Sizemore (actor), Juliette Lewis (actress), Kylie Ireland (actress),

Plot: Set in the year 1999 during the last days of the old millennium, the movie tells the story of Lenny Nero, an ex-cop who now deals with data-discs containing recorded memories and emotions. One day he receives a disc which contains the memories of a murderer killing a prostitute. Lenny investigates and is pulled deeper and deeper in a whirl of blackmail, murder and rape. Will he survive and solve the case?

Keywords: 1990s, 8-track, action-noir, apartment, bagpipes, bar, bare-breasts, bathroom, beach, beating
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: you know you want it An extreme taste of reality. new year's eve 1999. anything is possible. nothing is forbidden. strange days are coming

Quotes:

Palmer Strickland: Nero.::Lenny Nero: Strickland.::Palmer Strickland: Comissioner Strickland!::Lenny Nero: See, since you shit-canned my career, I don't even have to call you sir. One of life's small pleasures.

Talk radio host: Now, just so the, the rest of us know how much time is left, when is the rapture supposed to hit exactly? Is it midnight New Year's Eve?::Lori: That's right.::Talk radio host: Aha. Is that midnight L.A. time or, or Eastern Standard Time, or what? I mean, what timezone is God in anyway?

Lenny: Have you ever been in love with someone who didn't return that love?::Mace: Yeah, Lenny, I have.::Lenny: It didn't stop you from loving them, right? Or being able to understand them or forgive them?::Mace: I guess.

Strickland: You're a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more?::Lenny Nero: Your sex life?

Lenny: I didn't know you were color blind, Max.::Max: It was the only way I could stand your ties.

Jeriko One: You know what? You've pulled over the wrong black man, Officer Steckler! I'm the 800 pound gorilla in your mist, fucker! I make more money in a day than you make in a whole year! And my lawyer loves sending sorryass Aryan RoboCop fuckers like you to jail!

Jeriko One: You're gonna be in my next song. It's called "RoboSteckler." It's about a cop who met his worst nightmare: a nigga with enough political juice to squash your ass like a stinkbug! You gonna be famous, fucker!

Jeriko One: You love that red, white, and blue, but you hate that black, black, black.

Max: Cheer up. The world's about to end in ten minutes anyway.

Max: Only he doesn't know about me and Faith. So I say to myself, if I turn the job down, he just gets somebody else. And I lose Faith... to coin a phrase. So to buy time, I do the skank. I still gotta do something about Tran... I figure it's him or me... but I can't cap him without a chump to take the fall. And who better than his girlfriend's loser ex-boyfriend... a known criminal... who has been seen hassling them in public numerous times.::Lenny Nero: And who was, regrettably, also your best fucking friend.::Max: No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway.

Quest for a Go-Getter (1990)

Actors: Eric Hendershot (writer), T.C. Christensen (producer), Martin L. Andersen (writer), Martin L. Andersen (director), Martin L. Andersen (producer), Steve Anderson (actor), David K. Jacobs (actor), Kem Kraft (composer), Mark N. Goodman (editor), Fred Hunting (actor), Derek White (actor), Derek Spriggs (actor), Gordon Johnson (actor), Mike Wuergler (actor), Steve Evens (actor),

Genres: Drama, Family, Short,
Taglines: The Quest For The Blue Vase When ones persistence pays off.

Oddballs (1984)

Actors: Stuart Wentzel (miscellaneous crew), Roger Corman (producer), Stuart Wentzel (miscellaneous crew), Foster Brooks (actor), Maurice Smith (producer), Mike MacDonald (actor), Marcus Manton (editor), Milan Cheylov (actor), Sue Smith (miscellaneous crew), Ed Naha (writer), Carolyn Tweedle (actress), Maureen Conway (miscellaneous crew), Deni DeLory (actress), Marco Bianco (actor), Mike Dolgy (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A surprisingly original summer camp movie tells the tale of Hardly Basset, a grouch that has taken over 'Camp Bottomout" because of winning a poker game, and he gets help my his daughter Jennifer in order to run is properly. Sadly when the kids arrive they're seperated from the females, but that doesn't stop the boys. They head across river to spy on them when we find out that the girl's camp owner J. Frothingham Skinner plans to buy out the boys camp and turn it into a shopping mall. Will Hardly's grinchy heart grow three sizes, or will he sell of the camp for $300,000?

Keywords: absurd-humor, aerobics, african-american, alien, bare-chested-male, beanie, bear, binoculars, blonde, book
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Roll Over "Meatballs" The "Oddballs" Are Ready For Summer Camp!

Quotes:

Jennifer: I can be social director.::Hardy Bassett: But we already have a social director honey, Billy Wankey.::Jennifer: Billy Wankey! He's a convicted child molester!::Hardy Bassett: ...and he'll work for free.

Hardy Bassett: Can someone call me an ambulance?::Kids: You're an ambulance!

Francois: TrËs bien, now tomorrow you kick me in the nuts.::Og: And the next day I'll get kicked.::Christopher Watkins: And then what?::Christopher Watkins: We can't get kicked in the nuts every day, she'll get suspicious!

Laylo Nardeen: I'm not sure I understand sir?::Hardy Bassett: Well th... the moral of... the moral of the story is, don't sniff airplane glue when you're young, It... It's bad for your memory.::Hardy Bassett: And incidentally I'm having a terrible time with my memory, I cant remember one thing from one second to the next!::Laylo Nardeen: How long have you had that problem?::Hardy Bassett: What problem?

One More Train to Rob (1971)

Actors: Merlin Olsen (actor), George Peppard (actor), Richard Loo (actor), Soon-Tek Oh (actor), Harry Carey Jr. (actor), George Chandler (actor), Don 'Red' Barry (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), Hal Needham (actor), John Mitchum (actor), Robert Donner (actor), John Doucette (actor), Larry J. Blake (actor), Walker Edmiston (actor), Timothy Scott (actor),

Plot: Harker Flet and compatriots Timothy X. Nolan and Katy, along with three other men, steal $40,000 in money and jewelry from a California train in the gold-mining country of the 1880's. The six split up and while they are hiding out awaiting the rendezvous to divide the loot, Hark is cornered, framed and sent to prison. He is released after two-and-a-half years and sets out to find Katy and Nolan and get his share of the loot.

Keywords: brothel, chain-gang, chinese-american, crooked-sheriff, fistfight, gold, gold-bar, gold-mine, gunfight, karate
Genres: Western,
Taglines: He'd been cheated out of his gold... and his woman... now the only weapon he had left was... revenge!

Quotes:

[first lines]::[Harker awakens Katie with a kiss]::Harker Fleet: Time, honey.::Katy: So soon?::Harker Fleet: Train's due at 3:10.::Katy: You're up and dressed. I didn't even hear you.::[sniffing]::Katy: You're not only up and dressed, you've been out... and from the smell of that perfume, I know where!::Harker Fleet: Now, Katy...::[Harker dodges a water pitcher Katy throws at him]::Harker Fleet: Now, you know that by sun-up, every sheriff within a hundred miles...::[he dodges a thrown bowl]::Harker Fleet: ... is going to be coming this way and I had to set up an alibi.::Katy: Does it always have to be in a cathouse?

[during a train hold-up]::Conductor: Mister, the westbound Express is right behind us. You're greenlighting it to highball right into us!::Harker Fleet: Guess we'd better hurry.

Harker Fleet: You know the difference between you and me? You'd never admit you're a thief. I mean, you want to be an honest man... you just can't get the hang of it. Me? I'm a thief, and I can't think of a more enjoyable way to make a living.

Timothy X. Nolan: The bank in San Francisco won't extend me note. I owe them a hundred thousand dollars and with me holdings worth five times that, they're waiting like vultures to swoop down and foreclose.::Harker Fleet: Tim, how many times have I tried to tell you that banks are not to business with, they're to rob.

Timothy X. Nolan: You let the old Chinaman slip away. He was my ace in the hole!::Harker Fleet: He wasn't worth two deuces in the barn.

Timothy X. Nolan: Hark, you bloody idiot, the gold is getting away! It's lost to both of us!::Harker Fleet: Yeah, well, I don't feel so bad. I got myself invited to a Chinese wedding. I'll give away the bride!::Timothy X. Nolan: You mean you gave away the gold?::Harker Fleet: You can't stand it, can you?::[to himself]::Harker Fleet: And neither can I.

[last lines]::Timothy X. Nolan: You're a rancher now. Who knows, in a month, six months, you might come to like it. The favor I owed you, Katy... I've hobbled and saddled him for ya. His wild stallion days are over.::[Tim dies]::Katy: Get the carriage. We'll take him home.::Harker Fleet: That untrustworthy son of a bitch. He's done it to me again.

Ne vous fâchez pas Imogène (1970)

Actors: Lazare Iglesis (director), Jacques Ciron (actor), Hubert de Lapparent (actor), Gabriel Gobin (actor), Bernard La Jarrige (actor), Robert Le Béal (actor), André Luguet (actor), Georges Lycan (actor), Michel Nastorg (actor), Nicolas Vogel (actor), Lazare Iglesis (writer), Robert Party (actor), Charles Exbrayat (writer), André Gille (actor), Robert Bazil (actor),

Genres: ,

Black Jack (1968)

Actors: Giovanni Ivan Scratuglia (actor), Goffredo Unger (actor), Rik Battaglia (actor), Coriolano Gori (composer), Larry Dolgin (actor), Nino Fuscagni (actor), Silvio Bagolini (actor), Mimmo Palmara (actor), Robert Woods (actor), Robert Woods (actor), Gianfranco Baldanello (director), Gianfranco Baldanello (writer), Augusto Finocchi (writer), Mario Maffei (writer), Mario Gargiulo (editor),

Plot: Following the robbery of a bank in the Wild West a gang gathers around Jack Murphy, their leader. Things go awry when Skinner, Reb, Mathias and the brothers, Bill and Gordon, realize Jack will divide the loot for his own good only. Furious with him, they decide to betray him and it is not long before they take action. They torture him and leave him for dead while his sister is raped and killed. But Jack survives and goes for revenge.

Keywords: bank-robbery, rape, revenge, scalp, spaghetti-western, street-shootout, torture
Genres: Western,

Play It Cool (1962)

Actors: David Hemmings (actor), Dennis Price (actor), Russell Waters (actor), Richard Wattis (actor), Michael Winner (director), Marianne Stone (actress), Harry Locke (actor), Jeremy Bulloch (actor), Jeremy Lloyd (actor), Fred Griffiths (actor), Victor Brooks (actor), Maurice Kaufmann (actor), Lionel Blair (actor), Julian Wintle (producer), Frederick Jaeger (actor),

Genres: Drama, Musical,
Taglines: Twist Vs. Swing!

Hard Cash (1921)

Actors: Edwin J. Collins (director), Cecil Morton York (actor), Ethel Griffies (actress), H.B. Parkinson (producer), W. Courtney Rowden (writer), Charles Reade (writer), Dick Webb (actor), Frank Arlton (actor), A.F. Bassett (actor), Alma Green (actress),

Genres: Crime,