Scape

Il mio nome è Nessuno (1973)

Actors: Robert Rietty (actor), Geoffrey Lewis (actor), Alexander Allerson (actor), Mario Brega (actor), Antonio Molino Rojo (actor), Piero Lulli (actor), Jean Martin (actor), Leo Gordon (actor), Luigi Antonio Guerra (actor), Terence Hill (actor), Terence Hill (actor), R.G. Armstrong (actor), Henry Fonda (actor), Carla Mancini (actress), Benito Stefanelli (actor),

Plot: Jack Beauregard, once the greatest gunslinger of the Old West, only wants to move to Europe and retire in peace. But a young gunfighter, known only as "Nobody", idolizes him and wants to see him go out in a blaze of glory. He arranges for Jack to face the 150-man gang known as The Wild Bunch and earn his place in history.

Keywords: 1890s, 19th-century, apple, bar, barbershop, beans, beer, bomb, camera, character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Western,
Taglines: Nobody, but "Nobody," knows the trouble he's in!

Quotes:

Jack Beauregard: Folks that throw dirt on you aren't always trying to hurt you, and folks that pull you out of a jam aren't always trying to help you. But the main point is when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.

Nobody: [reads the names on the crosses in the Indian cemetery] Sam Peckinpah. That's a beautiful name in Navajo.

Nobody: It's always the best who are the first to go.::Jack Beauregard: Which means you ain't going nowhere.

Jack Beauregard: You're sure trying hard to make a hero out of me.::Nobody: You're that already. You just need a special act, something that'll make your name a legend.::Jack Beauregard: What I don't understand is what difference it makes to you.::Nobody: If a man is a man, he needs someone to believe in.::Jack Beauregard: I've met all kinds in my life. Thieves and killers. Pimps and prostitutes. Con men and preachers. Even a few fellas that told the truth. The kind of man you're talking about, never.::Nobody: Maybe you've never met them. Or hardly ever. But they're the only ones who count.

Nobody: I see it clear as crystal. Jack Beauregard standing alone, facing the Wild Bunch. Just think of it. You'll be written up in all the history books.::Jack Beauregard: You'll be down on Earth reading them while I'm up there playing on a harp.

Jack Beauregard: You shine like the door of a whorehouse. A blind man could spot you ten miles off.::Nobody: I like folks to see me.::Jack Beauregard: Maybe folks don't share your pleasure.

Leader of the Wild Bunch: Two things go straight to a man's heart, bullets and gold.

Nobody: The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.

Jack Beauregard: Son, let me give you a little advice. You start admiring someone, pretty soon you're envious so you start showing off, taking chances. Before you know it, you're dead.::Nobody: Well, it ain't good for some folks to live too long.

Jack Beauregard: Fact is, you saved my life today. But I'd rather it was my fault I got shot than your fault I didn't.