Andrea Corr’s Light Weight and Crap Around the Web

April 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Booty workouts, dark and mysterious beauties, and more! READ MORE

Alyssa Milano Wants Wendys To Love Women Just As Much As McDonalds Does

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Alyssa Milano is hypocrite who doesn’t mind imposing where she wasn’t invited. Only Rose McGowan gets to decide which women are allowed to join the ever-increasing in numbers MeToo allegiance. Milano was labeled a treasonous tramp by McGowan right... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Candice Swanepoel Five-Thousand Months Pregnant In Bikini

April 4, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Ventriloquist Offers Trump Legal Advice

April 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz Finally Done With Hollywood

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cameron Diaz is finally done pretending to be the woman she once was. Her heyday was at the turn of the century. Anything she starred in after 2010 was barely worth watching. Bad Teacher was obviously a big name... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Is An Undercover Prude On Being Nude

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Chastain wants women to be depicted in a more tasteful light when losing their top for a scene. The best part about a woman taking her clothes off is that she isn’t required to talk while doing so.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez – Lupus Cute Name For Big Fake Tits

April 4, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Back in my day when celebrities needed to step out of the limelight for a stint in rehab or recovery after getting big new fake tits, they called it “celebrity exhaustion.” Now people are calling it “lupus.” Kids... READ MORE

Caitlyn Crawford Regrets Going Nude. Whatever.

April 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, the idea that any model in her fifties is ageless is a total fallacy conspired on by the Botox corporation and the liberal media, and I won’t have it. You can’t recreate youth, and one of... READ MORE

CMBYN Wanted To Show More Weiners

April 4, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A movie that promotes pedophilia received four nominations and took home a win for Best Adapted Screenplay but that wasn’t enough for the man who wrote Call Me By Your Name’s script to be fully happy. The writer, James... READ MORE

Demi Rose Champagne Wishes and Crap Around the Web

April 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sophie Mudd's massive mams, Liv Tyler lingerie model, and more! READ MORE