Higher Mission (2014)

Actors: Peter Zhmutski (producer), Catherine Oxenberg (actress), Donny Boaz (actor), Peter Zhmutski (actor), Casper Van Dien (actor), Gray Frederickson (producer), Darryl Cox (actor), Erin Grumley (miscellaneous crew), Laurie Cummings (actress), Libby Villari (actress), Marc Hall (actor), Ty Dickson (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Sane (actor), Robert Craighead (actor), Robin McGee (actor),

Genres: Sci-Fi,

Worst Case Scenario (2013)

Actors: Sasha Chichagov (actor), Martin Rodriguez (editor), Martin Rodriguez (producer), Martin Rodriguez (writer), Martin Rodriguez (director), Lana Elizabeth Bateman (director), Lana Elizabeth Bateman (writer), Lana Elizabeth Bateman (actress), Lana Elizabeth Bateman (producer), Sam Awwad (actor), Inna Platonova (actress),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Branded (2012)

Actors: Max von Sydow (actor), Lon Haber (miscellaneous crew), Atanas Srebrev (actor), Ingeborga Dapkunaite (actress), Nina Ruslanova (actress), Shelly Stoyanova (miscellaneous crew), Eduard Artemev (composer), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Viktor Verzhbitskiy (actor), Leelee Sobieski (actress), Bobby Ranghelov (producer), Ed Stoppard (actor), Aleksandr Dulerayn (producer), Aleksandr Dulerayn (actor), Aleksandr Dulerayn (writer),

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Mystery,
Taglines: Crack the code. Take back your mind.

Quotes:

Bob: [getting drunk] It's not a real burger, Misha, if I can't have extra ketchup. It's just a fucking... it's a fucking facade. This whole country is just like one Hollywood back lot, fucking, facade. And it's a really shitty made one, at that.

07-y menyaet kurs (2007)

Actors: Vladimir Menshov (actor), Mikhail Zhigalov (actor), Georgiy Martirosyan (actor), Roman Madyanov (actor), Boris Galkin (actor), Boris Klyuev (actor), Viktor Lebedev (composer), Sergey Batalov (actor), Anatoliy Kotenyov (actor), Alexander Rapoport (actor), Igor Vorobyov (actor), Sergey Makhovikov (actor), Ramil Sabitov (actor), Aleksandr Litvinov (producer), Dmitriy Mulyar (actor),

Genres: Action,

The Krone Experiment (2005)

Actors: Benjamin Pascoe (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin Pascoe (producer), Benjamin Pascoe (actor), David Blackwell (actor), J. Robinson Wheeler (writer), J. Robinson Wheeler (editor), J. Robinson Wheeler (director), J. Robinson Wheeler (actor), J. Robinson Wheeler (producer), Jonny Stranger (miscellaneous crew), Jonny Stranger (actor), Tom Chamberlain (actor), Jennifer Matyear (actress), Jennifer Matyear (producer), Robert Graham (actor),

Plot: A group of scientific intelligence experts must track down the source of a mysterious seismic signal that is causing pinpoints of destruction around the globe. When a Russian ship is disabled, tensions between Russia and the U.S. are revived, threatening to re-ignite the Cold War. When the team finally uncovers the truth about the Krone experiment, they discover a ticking doomsday clock, one whose hands cannot be turned back, whose unstoppable pendulum swings through the very Earth itself...

Keywords: animal-death, astronomer, based-on-novel, beauty, black-hole, brain-injured-man, catatonic-state, central-intelligence-agency, child-in-peril, chinese
Genres: Mystery, Sci-Fi,

The Quotient of all Anxieties (2002)

Actors: Bryan Harley (actor), Bryan Harley (actor), Bryan Harley (producer), Bryan Harley (writer), Bryan Harley (director), Bryan Harley (editor), Jeffrey Michael (composer), Andrew Isaac (actor), Andrew Isaac (actor), Andrew Isaac (producer), Andrew Isaac (writer), Andrew Isaac (actor), Jared Marshall (actor), Jared Marshall (producer), Jared Marshall (writer),

Genres: Short,

Armstrong (1998)

Actors: Danny Dimbort (producer), Menahem Golan (actor), Menahem Golan (director), Richard Lynch (actor), Charles Napier (actor), Robert O. Ragland (composer), Boris Karadimchev (composer), Menahem Golan (writer), Frank Zagarino (actor), Menahem Golan (producer), Trevor Short (producer), Avi Lerner (producer), Boaz Davidson (producer), Julia Davis (producer), Kimberley Kates (actress),

Plot: Former Navy SEAL "Rod Armstrong" (Frank Zagarino) is now a freelance military trainer living in Moscow, Russia, who is unexpectedly visited by the man (Charles Napier) who trained him as a SEAL. "Bob" (Napier) is accompanied to Moscow by his wife (Kimberly Kates), whom he also trained as a SEAL, for a vacation. However, "Bob" is there to recruit "Armstrong" to help in with a Special Ops mission from the President himself. "Bob" has brought a video tape with him which shows a Russian military base housing missiles with nuclear warheads that are being purchased on the Black Market. However, when "Bob" gets murdered, it's up to "Armstrong", "Susan" and a Russian soldier to bring those responsible to justice.

Keywords: bra-less, female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, independent-film, red-pubic-hair, redhead, shower, warhead
Genres: Action, Drama,
Taglines: The Cold War Was Just Heated Up.

Quotes:

General Zukov: Armstrong, you're hired!::Rod Armstrong: I'm very expensive.::General Zukov: You're still hired.

Rod Armstrong: Where's Susan?::Lt. Yuri: [Speaks Russian]::Rod Armstrong: Speak English!::Lt. Yuri: No speak English good.::Rod Armstrong: Then speak English bad! Where's the girl?::Lt. Yuri: Girl? No understand.::Rod Armstrong: [Speaks Russian]::Lt. Yuri: They kill me if I talk!::Rod Armstrong: I kill you if you don't!

Ponytail: [pointing a gun at Armstrong] In a second, I'm gonna shoot you straight to Hell!::Rod Armstrong: [Armstrong disarms and throws a spear at Ponytail, killing him] If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk!

Canadian Bacon (1995)

Actors: Adrian Hough (actor), Wallace Shawn (actor), John Candy (actor), Kevin Pollak (actor), Bill Nunn (actor), Rip Torn (actor), G.D. Spradlin (actor), Alan Alda (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Michael Copeman (actor), James Belushi (actor), Michael Moore (actor), Roger Dunn (actor), Rhea Perlman (actress), Steven Wright (actor),

Plot: The US economy is in a rut, and so is the president's approval rating. What we need is a good war, but the Russians aren't interested. Hey -- how about that big polite country to the north? Niagara Fall Sheriff Bud B. Boomer takes this all a bit too seriously, though.

Keywords: anti-propaganda, atomic-weapons, box-office-flop, canada, canada-at-war, canadian-stereotype, cia, cn-tower, conspiracy, defense-worker
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It Gets Lonely at the Top, When There's No More Butt to Kick. Surrender pronto, or we'll level Toronto! Bud Boomer is leading the American invasion into Canada. Just as soon as he can find it. Help America fight the Canadians

Quotes:

Roy Boy: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?::Kabral: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it!

Boomer: I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!

Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!::Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"::[riot intensifies]::Kabral: People! People! Can't we all just get along?

Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?::General Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike!

Gus: These Canadians suffer from a serious inferiority complex. That's why they built this: The Canadian National Tower! World's largest free-standing structure!

Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!

Honey: [reading card] "Best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot." Eeew!

Boomer: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.

RCMP Officer at Headquarters: I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?::Kabral: Aboot! It's ABOUT! And what's with this 'eh' business?::Roy Boy: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.

Boomer: Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.

Shirli-Myrli (1995)

Actors: Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy (actor), Vsevolod Sanayev (actor), Pyotr Merkurev (actor), Lev Borisov (actor), Vladimir Menshov (actor), Anatoliy Kuznetsov (actor), Leonid Kuravlyov (actor), Vladimir Menshov (actor), Armen Dzhigarkhanyan (actor), Oleg Efremov (actor), Aleksey Buldakov (actor), Rolan Bykov (actor), Rolan Bykov (actor), Oleg Tabakov (actor), Mikhail Kokshenov (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Dicktator (1974)

Actors: Uschi Digard (actress), Keith Erickson (actor), Kathy Hilton (actress), Rene Bond (actress), Cyndee Summers (actress), Ann Perry (actress), Walt Davis (writer), Walt Davis (actor), Linda York (actress), Michael Donovan O'Donnell (actor), Jess Ramos (actor), Meri McDonald (actress), Angela Carnon (actress), Johnny Fain (actor), Manuel Conde (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

The Russian Dicktator: Those who are about to f***, salute you!

American President: Twit! What the hell is going on there? Sounds to me, Twit, like you're headed for another one of those sex scandals there. Can't understand you English... you never hear of an American politician getting involved in a sex scandal!::British Prime Minister: Well, sir, it's probably, sir, because you are too busy trying to screw your public.