Is your little one a bit of a jokester? Do they need to add a few new jokes to their repertoire? Download and print this free printable Joke sheet with a handful of why did the chicken cross the road style jokes for kids and get your little comedian cracking the funnies.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t around yet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his web site!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
You will need Adobe PDF Reader to view and print worksheets.
See more Essential Kids Activities and Worksheets for younger kids, including dot-to-dots, cut-out activities, sudoku, mazes, spelling and maths worksheets.