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    Barry Bonds maintained a .500 on-base percentage over his final 1,412 games.

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    Barry Bonds was intentionally walked 95 times in 2,209 first inning plate appearances. Players have been intentionally walked 98 times in 104,425 first inning plate appearances across all of baseball since 2013.

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    It is the year of our Lord 2017 and pundits are still picking Shea Weber over PK Subban.

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    20 hours ago

    I've been screaming about how fucked "baby it's cold outside" is for years, this song sketched me out since before I was able to articulate why. Can we retire that song this year? Throw it in a trash can. What did he put in that drink? Creepy af Ya. so. Merry Christmas.

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    Dec 21

    carrie fisher in an interview with larry king (1990)

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    Strip Barry Bonds of all seven of his MVP seasons and he still has a total of 90.3 WAR. Ken Griffey Jr. had 83.6 WAR during his career.

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    Whoever drinks the most garlic sauce becomes the next Papa John

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    Barry Bonds 2001 slash-lines: Bases empty - .295/.454/.849 Men-on - .374/.587/.884 RISP - .382/.650/.944 Bases loaded - .667/.571/2.000

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    Dec 21

    If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

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    In beer league people think shots from this spot are bad goals

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    Dec 21

    Roy Moore is taking his loss well.

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    Dec 21

    I trained a neural network to write Christmas carols and it got confused. In retrospect I should have seen this coming.

    Reindeer with a medieval halo
    The story of the chimney see
Santa baby, and blood and joyous so world and joy and good will to see
Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ
Fa la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la.

King of toys and hippopotamuses [sic] full of the light of that stood at the dear Son of Santa Claus
He was born in a wonderful christmas tree

Run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, the new born King.
    Neural net box with a santa hat singing Fa la la la la la la la la la
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    Dec 19

    Another great actor lost to alcohol and drugs.

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    Dec 20

    Projected lines for tonight's pre-tournament matchup with Belarus. Puck drops in 40 minutes on . 🇺🇸 Game notes:

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    Dec 20

    Dec. 20, 1990: Media blasts for decision to part ways with Ernie Harwell. Mitch Albom: "Just in time for Christmas. Hey, guys. Why not punch Santa in the face while you’re at it?"

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    Dec 19

    Heres the thing : I DO NOT WANT MY TAXES TO GO DOWN . I WANT STANDARDS OF LIVING TO GO UP

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    Dec 20

    So Collins and Alexander confirm that CHIP, a program that gives health care to 9m kids and whose money expired in Sept, won’t be renewed this year. Maybe next year. 9 million klids.

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    Dec 19

    Today in America a bunch of rich white people are stealing money from ALL working people because they convinced a bunch of poor white people that brown people were to blame for the decline in the economy caused by the LAST TIME rich white people stole money.

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    Dec 19

    a truly beautiful gesture im sure our children will appreciate in 50 years as they machete each other over the last sip of potable water

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