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Bernie is a 1996 French film directed by Albert Dupontel.
It tells the story of Bernie Noël, a 29-year-old man who's been raised all his life in an orphanage in Paris' suburbs. He was found in a garbage can when he was only a few months old. His first name comes from the man who found him there (Bernie, the building's janitor) and his last name comes from the time of year when he was found (Noël, "Christmas" in French).
At age 29, Bernie decides to leave the orphanage to explore a world that he knows only through television and what his friends have told him. On his own, roaming a Paris-by-night hostile environment, he goes through several madly epic adventures searching for his parents, before eventually finding them and "saving" them from an imaginary government conspiracy.
This neurotic and maladjusted young man will bring mischief and mayhem in his trail, which will lead him and his loved ones to a dramatic conclusion...
Actors: Danny Boushebel (actor), Norman Steinberg (producer), Wil Shriner (director), Bern Cohen (actor), Jerry Adler (actor), Stephen Stapinski (actor), Brian Fountain Murray (writer), Jorge Rivera (writer), Matt Zehnder (miscellaneous crew), Matt Zehnder (writer), Sofia Quintero (writer), Larry Banks (producer), Amber Yoder (producer), Amber Yoder (writer), Emily Sklar (writer),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Cynthia LeBlanc (actress), Kate Vernon (actress), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Jay Thomas (actor), Geraldine Glenn (actress), Chaz Smith (actor), Lance E. Nichols (actor), Andrew McCarthy (actor), Ernest Borgnine (actor), Billy Slaughter (actor), Jonathan Silverman (actor), James DuMont (actor), Edrick Browne (actor), Charlie French (miscellaneous crew), Michael Arata (producer),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Alice Drummond (actress), Madison Arnold (actor), Andrew Goldman (producer), Nick Paley (editor), Nick Paley (writer), Nick Paley (director), Peter Van Hyning (actor), Andrew Paley (composer),
Genres: Drama, Family, Short,Actors: Kim Sønderholm (writer), Edgar Allan Poe (writer), David C. Hayes (writer), H.P. Lovecraft (writer), Joseph Pozo (producer), Austin Nordell (producer), Monique Dupree (actress), Kim Sønderholm (producer), David C. Hayes (producer), Jose Rosete (actor), Kim Sønderholm (actor), Rusty Apper (actor), David C. Hayes (actor), David C. Hayes (director), Austin Nordell (composer),
Genres: Horror,Actors: Steve Arons (actor), Juan Carlos Hernández (actor), Juan Carlos Hernández (writer), Juan Carlos Hernández (director), Juan Carlos Hernández (editor), Adria K. Hernandez (editor), Orlando Pabotoy (actor), Adria K. Hernandez (producer), Adria K. Hernandez (actress), Danyon Davis (actor), James Woomer (actor), Linda Hetrick (actress), Anthony Hernandez (actor), Robert Azzinari (actor), Ann Chandler (actress),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Brandon Hamilton (producer), Brandon Hamilton (editor), Brandon Hamilton (writer), Greg Martin Lynn (editor), Greg Martin Lynn (producer), Greg Martin Lynn (writer), Greg Martin Lynn (director), Karl Antony (actor), Quinne Brown (actress), Eli Kramer (actor), Jinnifer Jacobs (actress), Gino Giovanni (actor),
Genres: Short, Thriller,Actors: Christophe Salengro (actor), Pierre Renverseau (director), Pierre Renverseau (actor), Pierre Renverseau (writer), Fabrizio Rongione (actor), Samuel Chauvin (producer), Stéphane Algoud (actor), Joël Grizeau (composer), François Bertrand (editor),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Edie Adams (actress), Pat Proft (actor), Steven Hilliard Stern (director), David Letterman (actor), Michael Parks (actor), Jim Green (producer), Dick Shawn (actor), Mackenzie Phillips (actress), Carrie Snodgress (actress), Allen S. Epstein (producer), Don Peake (composer), Vivian Blaine (actress), Russ Marin (actor), Tom Hallick (actor), Jed Allan (actor),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Peter Brown (actor), Fred Lerner (actor), Stanley Adams (actor), Ross Elliott (actor), John Pickard (actor), Stanley Adams (actor), Steve Kanaly (actor), Troy Melton (actor), Carl Kress (editor), Andrea Nachman (miscellaneous crew), Buzz Feitshans (producer), Jennifer Lee (actress), Hank Rolike (actor), Tony Young (actor), Dennis Cross (actor),
Plot: Linda gets raped by a man in a hockey mask. She finds that a few other women have had the same treatment. Together they form a squad that starts looking for the man and also changes the mind of would-be rapists.
Keywords: budweiser, coors-beer, disguise, female-nudity, food-truck, gay-slur, hatred, hockey-mask, independent-film, karateActors: John Hubbard (actor), Hal Taggart (actor), Christopher Riordan (actor), Robert F. Simon (actor), Robert Adler (actor), Mark Stevens (actor), Marshall Reed (actor), Harold Goodwin (actor), Nehemiah Persoff (actor), Max Showalter (actor), Stanley Adams (actor), Bert Freed (actor), Glenn Ford (actor), Robert J. Wilke (actor), Rod Taylor (actor),
Plot: Airliner crashes near Los Angeles due to unusual string of coincidences. Stewardess, who is sole survivor, joins airline executives in discovering the causes of the crash.
Keywords: airplane, airplane-accident, airplane-crash, aviation, based-on-book, death-of-child, investigation, pilotBlowing fire through
The hillside
Pelting wings stuck
To quicklime
Smashing nobody's
Headlights
Nothing tells us
We're alive
Bernie's got the way to
Feel good times
She lives on the way to
The park
All we've got to do is
Just drop by
We don't have to wait
Until dark
Screaming tires through
The sunshine
Told the cripple he
Looks blind
Caught the rats in
The manhole
Beat them all the way