Dating a Zombie (2012)

Actors: Bo Buckley (editor), Jack Abele (actor), Jack Abele (director), Jack Abele (writer), Jack Abele (producer), Lora Lee Ecobelli (actress), Rebecca Gold (miscellaneous crew), John Bard (actor), Brendan Boyce (actor), David Weaver (actor), Dennis Skiba (actor), David E. McMahon (actor), David Weaver (actor), Riva Gijanto (actress), Lisa Soprano (actress),

Plot: Clarence operates a Zombie termination service in Zombie Town. Believing true love can never be found he feels no remorse when he dates Zombies. To him Zombies never complain, don't nag or talk back and are extremely happy with the way you are. Of course Clarence's biggest love interest is Princess Betty the owner of a pet cemetery now accepting humans at discount prices. In between his romances Clarence finds time to hunt and eliminate nuisance Zombies called A-Listers. This is a hobby he thoroughly enjoys because he gets to chop the Zombie bodies up in his kitchen and sell the meat as a sideline. The action and humor keep coming as Clarence and his assistant Doofus chase and "pop" Zombies while riding around in their golf cart. You just can't have too many Zombies running around Zombie Town when the government keeps failing to pass a Zombie retirement plan!

Keywords: zombie
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Zombie Termination Specialist tries to find true love in Zombie Town

Prick (2012)

Actors: Sunny Vachher (actor), Chris Gann (actor), Marc Fajardo (actor), David Weisenberg (actor), Erik F. Hill (producer), Ryan Nelson (director), Ryan Nelson (writer), Katherine Bailess (actress), Jeff Pride (actor), Michelle Luchese (actress), Wes Aderhold (actor), Matt Evans (editor), Karen Ryan (producer), Collin Friesen (actor), Stephanie Czajkowski (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Thank God F###ing Hell (2010)

Actors: Casey Sander (actor), Joe Toppe (actor), Scott Cronan (producer), Scott Cronan (editor), Scott Cronan (writer), Stephanie Lynn (actress), Erica Taylor (actress), Andelko Jurin (editor), Andelko Jurin (director), Andelko Jurin (writer), Andelko Jurin (writer), Dinah Leffert (actress), Olivia Thomas (producer), Olivia Thomas (writer), Tim Rifai (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: When a disgruntled angel can't get recognition for her deeds she crosses over to work for the devil.

The DJ Lied (2009)

Actors: Misha Segal (producer), Misha Segal (composer), Misha Segal (producer), Trip Hope (actor), Paul Ratner (director), Paul Ratner (writer), Chris Romero (actor), Petra Ratner (producer), Tonje Solheim (actress), Yoram Boker (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Just Your Average Arab (2006)

Actors: Ahmed Ahmed (writer), Ahmed Ahmed (actor), Peter Berkrot (actor), Tarek Moussa (actor), Raouf Zaki (director), Raouf Zaki (producer), Raouf Zaki (writer), Raouf Zaki (editor), Rosa J. Colón (costume designer), Chris Smalley (producer), Mark Zaki (composer), Salma Abu Ayyash (actress), David O'Leary (actor), Peter Khoury (actor), Anouchka Roggeman (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Demon Hunter (2005)

Actors: William Bassett (actor), Billy Drago (actor), Sean Patrick Flanery (actor), David Wells (actor), John W. Hyde (producer), Barry L. Caldwell (miscellaneous crew), Michael Worth (actor), Jayme Bohn (costume designer), John Duffy (producer), Stephen J. Cannell (producer), Michael E. Morales (miscellaneous crew), Charles Howerton (actor), Sophia Crawford (actress), Terrence Beasor (actor), Dan Southworth (actor),

Plot: After resolving a situation of exorcism, the half-breed demon hunter Jake Greyman reports to Cardinal White and they realize that the demon Asmodeus is impregnating many mortals trying to raise offspring. Cardinal White calls Sister Sarah Ryan to assist Jake in his hunting for Asmodeus and his women. Meanwhile, Asmodeus sends the delicious and sexy Succubus to seduce Jake. A battle between good and evil is in course.

Keywords: abandoned-hotel, bare-chested-male, belief, biker, blood, broken-arm, business-card, cardinal-the-priest, cell-phone, cemetery
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: In The Final War Between Heaven & Hell, Pray He's On Your Side.

Quotes:

Maria: What are you?::Jake Greyman: You know what I am... a lot better than I do.

Jake Greyman: Gentlemen, I'm afraid this lady's very sick. I think it's a good idea if I just take her straight to the hospital.::Guard: We'll take her to the hospital. She's our problem.::Jake Greyman: Well, that's where you're wrong. I'm your problem.::Guard: Listen, Abraham, or whoever you are, I'm not buying your cop bullshit, okay?

Jake Greyman: The woman. Where is she?::Guard: Go fuck yourself.::Jake Greyman: She's very dangerous right now.::Guard: I said go fuck yourself.::[Jakes knocks him into a headstone and to the ground]::Jake Greyman: Now you listen to me. You gonna tell me what I wanna know or I will tear you to pieces. Then one of your cronies will tell me when he's done shittin' himself.

Jake Greyman: [narration] My name's Jacob Greyman. I'd like say most people call me Jake, but the truth is what most people call me isn't worth repeating. Not that I blame them. Nietzsche only had it half-right: he who fights monsters must become one himself, or be one to start with, otherwise you're just gonna get your ass kicked. That's the fundamental problem with trying to draw the line between good and evil. The real choice is between predator and prey, no matter which side of the line you want to side on. It may not be right, it may not be fair, but then again neither is life. All you gotta do is look around to see that

Cardinal White: Father Patrick?::Jake Greyman: He's dead.::Cardinal White: He was a good man.::Jake Greyman: He was a moron!::Cardinal White: Why, for trying to save an innocent girl?::Jake Greyman: For not realizing she's not an innocent girl any more.::Cardinal White: All I'm asking is that you show a little respect for the dead...::Jake Greyman: Why should I, they don't seem to show any for me.

Jake Greyman: [to demon] I have no rightful place in this world, and neither to you.

Sister Sarah Ryan: Are you okay?::Jake Greyman: It's always a matter of degree...

Cardinal White: Now, you concentrate on finding the demon.::Jake Greyman: Yeah, I'll put an ad in the paper.

Jake Greyman: [after subduing body guard in cemetery] You better get out of here before sunset, or I'll be the nicest guy you met all day.

Sister Sarah Ryan: [Jake has just armed her with a gun and a crucifix] This is insane...::Jake Greyman: No, insanity is actually a legal term defining the inability to decipher right from wrong. In this situation I think everybody already knows what side they're on, okay?

Welcome to Purgatory (2004)

Actors: Stephen Blackehart (actor), Christo Garcia (actor), Nara Garber (editor), Joe Dolinsky (actor), Stephanie Wing (actress), Jimmy Ashmore (actor), Johnny Garcia (actor), Johnny Garcia (producer), Johnny Garcia (writer), Johnny Garcia (director), Michi Barall (actress), Earle Hugens (actor), Lindy Rogers (actress), John Henbest (actor), Jeremiah Wiggins (actor),

Plot: Part biting satire, part valentine to the starving artist in all of us, WELCOME TO PURGATORY is a hilarious comedy that shines the spotlight on some of the acting has-beens and never-weres -- and shows that maybe, with time, patience, and a little bit of luck, we'll all still get our chance.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Acting is fun... unless it hurts.

Run Ronnie Run (2002)

Actors: Jeff Garlin (actor), Dave Foley (actor), M.C. Gainey (actor), Lance Bangs (actor), David Cross (actor), Darren W. Conrad (actor), R. Lee Ermey (actor), David Cross (actor), David Cross (actor), Jack Black (actor), David Baddiel (actor), Scott Adsit (actor), Chris Burns (actor), Tom Kenny (actor), Jeff Goldblum (actor),

Plot: Run Ronnie Run is a heart warming spin-off from the cult hit HBO series "Mr. Show". It is the story of Ronwell Quincy Dobbs (David Cross), who has a unique talent for getting arrest. A British television personality, Terry Twillstein (Bob Odenkirk), gets sight of Ronnie and brings Ronnie to Hollywood to get him his own TV show. Ronnie must then deal with his new life, while having to deal with missing his ex-wife that he left back home. This is a delightful comedy with countless celebrity cameos by Dave Foley, Jeff Goldblum, and Jack Black just to name a few. As well as many appearances by characters for the hit television series "Mr. Show".

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, alternative-comedy, arrest, based-on-sketch-comedy, beer, bloopers-during-credits, character-name-in-title, comedy-team, death-row, gay-slur
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He Didn't Get His 15 Minutes of Fame... He Stole It! From Doin' Time to Prime Time

Quotes:

Ronnie: Honey, did you see me fartin'?

Tammy: Well how am I gonna get a babysitter?::Ronnie: Ain't you got a T.V.?::Tammy: Yeah.::Ronnie: Well alright then. See ya tonight.

Ronnie: Man, I know they talking about beer, but I can think of another pair I'd like to grab. My balls.

Terry Twillstein: Tally Ho all. Is this perchance Tas-Tee Liquors?::Tonya: I don't know, faggot.

Ronnie Dobbs: It's glorious, like an angel's sparkling lugie.

Ronnie Dobbs: I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything I can get. I mean, I'm gonna be rich, super rich. I mean, I'm gonna be spending money like a chimp in a beat-off contest.

Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You HAVE to do me a favor.::Robbie Dobbs: At your service.::Birthday Woman: Tell me to fuck off.::Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?::Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday.::Robbie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.

[Ronnie attends a religious cult meeting with Jeff Goldblum]::Cult Leader Gleh'n: What does Jeff Goldblum want?::Jeff Goldblum: I want my money back. And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.

Terry Twillstein: Have you read the letter's I'm getting. "Dear Ronnie, my name is Maurice. I am eight years old. I am your biggest fan. How come you are not so drunk anymore? My daddy says you were never drunk, but just a Hollywood phony. I told him he was wrong and he beat the shit out of me. Love, Maurice." Ronnie, I have stacks of these back at my office.

Mandy Patinkin: [singing as Ronnie Dobbs] I thought that my home was my castle / With no one scrutinizing me / No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle / Y'all are brutalizing' me / Can't a man not drink his beer in silence? / Can't a man not crudely lie and scream? / Can't a man not control his bitch with violence? / Y'all are brutalizing me

Slaves of Hollywood (1999)

Actors: Hill Harper (actor), Amy Lyndon (actress), Nicholas Worth (actor), Tim Duquette (actor), Jo Marr (actor), Michael Z. Wechsler (editor), Michael Z. Wechsler (writer), Michael Z. Wechsler (director), Nick Meaney (actor), Joseph L. Altruda (composer), Jacob DeMonte-Finn (actor), Terry Keefe (producer), Alex Simon (actor), Terry Keefe (director), Terry Keefe (writer),

Plot: Slaves of Hollywood follows the lives of a group of recent college graduates at their first jobs in corporate Hollywood. Thomas, Pink, Fisher, Dean, and Roman have just moved out to Los Angeles and they aspire to become "players". But first they have to start at the bottom, working as personal assistants to a variety of maniacal producers, agents, and studio executives. The glamour of working in Hollywood quickly begins to fade after endless days of making coffee and babysitting the boss' children. As time moves on, our lead characters struggle to move up the corporate ladder while keeping their sanity and morals intact.

Keywords: assistant, hollywood-mogul, independent-film
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They came to conquer. They stayed to serve coffee. Fresh out of college. You want to be a player. You've seen too many movies.

Quotes:

Sammy Stahr: Pain is only temporary. Mogulhood is forever.

Get Out of My Room (1985)

Actors: Cheech Marin (actor), Cheech Marin (director), Jesse Long (miscellaneous crew), Sal Lopez (actor), Mary Woronov (actress), Cheech Marin (writer), Jan-Michael Vincent (actor), Beverly D'Angelo (actress), Cassandra Peterson (actress), Cheech Marin (actor), Tommy Chong (actor), John Paragon (actor), Javier Grajeda (actor), Enrique Castillo (actor), Darcy DeMoss (actress),

Plot: A mock documentary filmed mostly in and around LA with interviews of Cheech and Chong interspersed between four videos of songs from their last album. Songs include: Get outta my room and Born in East LA

Keywords: cannabis-use, comedy-team, dope, double-act, endo, ganja, grass, hispanic, imperative-in-title, independent-film
Genres: Comedy, Music,