The MTV star that never was...

Over the last couple days I spliced together a video for one of my favorite GG Allin songs. "Cornhole Lust" off of the ever-so-lovely Suicide Sessions. Check it out here.

Update 11/18/21: YouTube deleted my original video because I spliced in a few seconds of 80's porno clips, so I re-edited to include some classic gore segments and the video is probably more brutal now than it was originally. Yeah censorship!!

One Night Stand Slip-Up

Only took me 8 months to realize this existed... I admit I'm a little behind the times. The masterpiece is the brainchild of a bespeckled genius named DJ Lubel. And getting Scott Baio to cameo is fucking priceless. Check out his website for some more funny shit.

Currently watching: Videodrome

Currently listening to: Da Lench Mob Guerrillas In Tha Mist

Probably the funniest thing I have ever seen....

Richmond, VA's daybyday are, without a doubt, the once-murder-capital-of-the-country's greatest export. Hilarious guys in the vein of a smarter, funnier Jackass crew (or more offensive, vulgar, funnier MAD TV crew) who gained a bunch of media attention a few years ago when they stumped the moronic state employees at the Virginia DMV and got multiple driver's licenses with the most obviously idiotic photos ever (you gotta see their flick Teenagers From Uranus in which they document the whole shebang). I saw this clip at some hardcore show a few years ago which opened with some weird amateur wrestling and this (it was the precursor to the wrestling). Funniest shit EVER, I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to have an aneurysm. I was also on the second or third date with my present wife, I'm sure she looks back on that day and wishes she trusted her instincts and ran......

Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert

Beatles covering a classic Anal Cunt tune, looks like Ringo really had those blast beats down back in the day!

Even If You Don't

More house repairs and all the CDs are slowly getting shoved into storage.... but I just revisited this great Ween video for White Pepper's "Even If You Don't". Directed by the Southpark boys Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it's one of the funnier vids I've seen in a while. Maybe it's because I tried to learn Queen's "You're My Best Friend" for a girl I used to date once and in the time I was teaching myself the song she started fucking some other dude.

Home Repairs

Hey folks, my apologies for the lack of posts during the last few days... lots of home repairs and construction trying to get the ol' casa on the market. Please bear with the interruptions and the music will be back as soon as possible!!!

No show

Sorry guys, no time for posts this weekend - I'm stuck painting the house for market... See you on Monday! Check out some of the other great blogs down below for your music fix!!!! Cheers!

Show Me Your Genitals

John Lajoie is awesome, almost makes me forgive Canada for exporting Bryan Adams, Alanis Morrisette and Neil Young to our shores. Since I was on the white-boy-rapping tip last week, I thought I'd follow it up with someone who does it right. He's got a ton of songs and videos all over the internet (YouTube clocks some songs at 24 million views (!)) and this is almost my favorite after "2 Girls And One Cup". He's got an album (finally) - go and buy it - he's also on the new FX show The League. Word!

You Just Got Blazed!

Welp, last week I posted T-Baby's incredible contribution to the Rap Hall Of Shame - amazingly this almost trumps it. Meet Louisville, Ohio's own Denny "Blazin'" Hazen. Under his stage name "The Average Homeboy", Denny sent this awful gem to MTV in the late 80's where it was instantly ignored and sat boxed away for 17 years. Rumor has it an employee was cleaning out the warehouse, found it, uploaded it, and the rest is history. I don't know what's funnier: this video, or the fact that almost every white kid in suburbia was filming himself doing the exact same thing (and just never got caught). Surprisingly, the guy is still at it and has albums (!) for sale on his website. Sadly, he's shed the mullet and the Vuarnet gear but at least we'll always have the video...

How the fuck do we 'spose to keep peace?

Well, if you're not one of the 2 million people who've checked out this classic on YouTube - here ya go. For the uninitiated, T-Baby is Detroiter LaTonya Myles, who wrote "It's So Cold In The D" for Mason Graham, her friend who was shot and killed at a Coney Island restaurant in 2006. The lyrics, bargain-basement dubbing and synch are so perfectly awful - something most "DIY" garage bands can only hope to strive for. I'm still amazed it cost $300 to shoot. Rock on T-Baby.