Tim Curry

@NotTheTimCurry

Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Nov 2018

    If I RT someone on here, please don't take that as your cue to start being an absolute dick to them on my behalf. I add commentary in an attempt to raise a smile or gently pull folk up on self-indulgent fuckery. We're all guilty of a lack of awareness now and again - play nice.

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  2. Jan 1

    "Am I the only one who..." No.

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  3. 31 Dec 2019

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  4. 31 Dec 2019

    Happy New Year, Everyone! 🍾🎉 Apart from you, Sami. You can fuck right off, hun.

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  5. 31 Dec 2019

    This is clearly a man screaming in his own head fully regretting all of his life choices and realising the second to last Heineken was the one that tipped the scales. But okay I guess. If you see 'unfazed' we'll run with it.

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    One last time before we end this decade (and I am so sorry if you've already seen this), but here is Tim Curry performing to an audience of very polite Germans who refuse to "boogie" with him. It is 1978 and Tim Curry is absolutely unfazed by their lack of participation.
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  6. 29 Dec 2019

    Whilst I cannot deny that rock stars with awful alliterated names in iconic 70s/80s television were absolutely my shtick - I believe it's you're thinking of.

    probably the best person to ask. Was Tim curry in an episode of minder playing a pop singer called Zak Zolar?
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  7. 29 Dec 2019

    Me? Pretend not to be Tim Curry but actually be Tim Curry all along? Nah. 🙃

    Fun story. I once sat in front of Tim Curry at a performance of RENT. I asked him if he was Tim Curry. He told me he was not Tim Curry. It was Tim Curry. And that’s why he’s my favorite Tim Curry.
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  8. 28 Dec 2019

    I'm bored now but I simply adore that the most part of the original tweet is the 'be kind' bit. There are people in the replies **literally** defending Hitler. Jesus tonight. G'night, dickbadgers. I'm sorry you've never made anyone cum. ✌️

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  9. 28 Dec 2019

    Just so you know I plan to die whilst trending in regards to something else just to fuck with you all. But not today. I have an awfully big bar of Dairy Milk to get through.

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  10. 28 Dec 2019

    Why so angry, Chris? Is it because you know deep down your mum has had a ham shank to thoughts of me in fishnets? And your dad has too? And does it cut deepest because you thought it was just you? Dry your eyes, mate.

    Replying to @NotTheTimCurry
    Ever thought you should just be quiet and go away Tim? How about doing that fella.
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  11. 27 Dec 2019

    Ultimately - many of you are yet to come to terms with your own insignificance and it RRReally shows.

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  12. 27 Dec 2019

    The levels of rage induced impotency this tweet is creating is staggering. I don't say you have to agree. I don't say they're not an idiot to ask it. I don't say you should never say the word ever again. I merely suggest you should be quiet and walk away. Maybe just once.

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  13. 27 Dec 2019

    Just scrolled the replies to this and some of you really aren't okay, are you? 'Hey maybe be nice to other people idk seems like a good idea' 'WoW noW HoLd oN buT whAt abOuT iF...'

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  14. 27 Dec 2019

    Oh fuck off, Noel.

    Replying to @NotTheTimCurry
    And if someone if offended by your Tweets should you stop tweeting? Cos that just sounds like bullying
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  15. 27 Dec 2019

    You already know why it's offensive. You don't need to have it explained. Just 👏 don't 👏 say 👏 hateful 👏 shit 👏 it's 👏 not 👏 hard 👏 babe.

    Replying to @NotTheTimCurry @sordideuphemism
    Also helpful: getting a friend you trust from that marginalized group to explain WHY it's offensive at the same time you're told to shut the fuck up.
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  16. 27 Dec 2019

    What part of shutting the fuck up do you fail to grasp? Just don't say bad things and then you don't need to defend them? I??? Is this mic on??

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  17. 27 Dec 2019

    Yes. Of course. Cool story. But that tweet is about people from marginalised groups. Don't be the guy that rushes into a funeral of someone you don't know and sees people crying who you don't know only to yell I TOO HAVE KNOWN GRIEF. It's fine. Yes. Everyone matters. Woo.

    Replying to @NotTheTimCurry @harriekd
    in general if someone (not just from a marginalized group) asks you to not use a word cause its offensive (with in reason of course) don't its basic manner
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  18. 27 Dec 2019

    If a person from a marginalised group asks you not to use a word they find upsetting it's not your job to tell them the word isn't offensive. Even if you're also from said marginalised group & YOU don't think it's a slur. Your job is to shut the FUCK up & be kind. Bloody hell.

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  19. 23 Dec 2019

    I only showed up because I thought there'd be pigs in blankets on offer but you had the audacity to merely offer chips and dips. Your work soundtrack listening party sucks more than your mum and I'm GOING. Or if you mean when I die - cheer up you miserable fuck it's Christmas.

    I’m listening to the Rocky Horror sound track at work. I’ve just realised how much I’m gonna lose my shit when Tim Curry goes. 😫
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  20. 21 Dec 2019

    Aye. And a MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too, pal.

    Did anyone else think that Tim curry was dead !? Apparently he’s 73 and chillin but I coulda sworn he died years ago 😳
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  21. 21 Dec 2019

    Fingers crossed you die first then!!!!!!! 🤞🤞🤞

    I’m gonna be really sad when Tim Curry dies
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