Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane
Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
Steel Yourself For Wonkette’s Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!
Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
The Week In Garbage Men: Love In The Time Of The Deplorables
And also this is your open thread!
Trump Lawyer Says Stormy Daniels Owes Him $20 Million For Not Shutting Up About Banging Trump
If they didn't have an affair, she wouldn't be violating the non-disclosure agreement. WHOOPS!
Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That’s What Gets Trump’s Dick Wet
Oh MAN, this is fucked up.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Celebrating Another Successful Infrastructure Week
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Geraldo Rivera Is Trying To Keep Anthony Scaramucci From Losing His Shit, So That Is A Thing That Is Happening
Someone needs to switch to decaf.
Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!
If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.
FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Buzzfeed Takes Michael Cohen To Law School, For Maybe His First Time
Buzzfeed harmed MICHAEL COHEN'S reputation? O RLLY?
Steven Mnuchin Has Million-Dollar Military Jet Habit
He had some ethics, they were clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee.
BREAKING: Something Is Happening
TELL EVERYONE YOU EVER MET.
Kris Kobach’s Top Expert Flagged Voters For Fraud Because They Were Named, Like, ‘Jose’
Who would have believed the voter fraud myth is based on incredibly dishonest statistics? Other than everyone.
ICE Was Looking For Someone Else. These Parents Of Six Died Fleeing From Them.
Why yes, this is America now.
How Many Women Got Paid Off To Keep Quiet About Bumpin’ Uglies With Donald Trump? Couple Few!
This thing gets grosser every day!
Donald Trump Jr. Almost As Good At Marriage As He Is At Having A Normal Human Face
This is the meanest thing about Donald Trump Jr.'s divorce you will read ALL DAY.
Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Tucker Carlson Has Big Sad For Nazi Flakes Not Allowed Into U.K.
Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares.
Who’s Your Next Shooter? That Weird Kid, Right?
The intent of #WalkUpNotOut is nice, but deeply, deeply flawed.
