[Cross-posted at Crooks and Liars.]
"You'll get your chance in a moment. I'm still speaking."
-- Willard "Mitt" Romney, to President Obama in the Oct. 16 debate
I'm with
Charles Pierce on this:
Wow. To me, this was a revelatory, epochal moment. It was a look at the
real Willard Romney, the Bain cutthroat who could get rich ruining lives
and not lose a moment's sleep. But those people are merely the
anonymous Help. The guy he was speaking to on Tuesday night is a man of
considerable international influence. Outside of street protestors, and
that Iraqi guy who threw a shoe at George W. Bush, I have never seen a
more lucid example of manifest public disrespect for a sitting president
than the hair-curling contempt with which Romney invested those words.
(I've certainly never seen one from another candidate.) He's lucky
Barack Obama prizes cool over everything else. LBJ would have taken out
his heart with a pair of salad tongs and Harry Truman would have bitten
off his nose.
And Romney bitched endlessly — endlessly — about the rules, and why
this uppity fellow on the other stool was allowed to speak before he was
spoken to, and why he didn't get to speak at length on whatever he
wanted to speak on because, after all, he is the CEO of the stage. Jesus
Christ, I'd hate to play golf with the man. He's the guy who counts to
make sure you don't have too many wedges in your bag. He knows every
cheap subsection of every cheap ground rule, and he'll call you on every
one of them. You couldn't get a free drop out of him with thumbscrews,
and forget about conceding any putt outside two inches. And then, on the
18th hole, with all the money on the line, he kicks his ball out of the
rough and denies up and down to the rules committee that he did it.
Then he goes into the clubhouse bar and nobody sits with him.
This, as Pierce explains, is the "Dickhead Willard" who periodically
pops up among Romney's known public personae -- toppling over from
"Snippy Willard", who sometimes is just an exchange away from "Lofty
Willard," the schmoozy salesman who has suckered every Republican in the
country and a few independents too.
Dickhead Willard has a habit of showing up whenever some plebeian has
the audacity to challenge him or put him on the spot. He appeared twice
during Tuesday's debate -- first during the whole snide attack by
Romney that led up to the "You'll get your chance" moment, then later,
when Romney began haranguing Obama about his pension, before the
president's snappy retort ("I don't look at my pension. It's not as big
as yours") shut him up.
The last was Romney kicking his ball out of the rough: The rules of
the debate stipulated that the candidates would not direct questions at
each other, and yet there Romney was, haranguing the president of the
United States like a petulant child about to roll on the floor in a
tantrum. But then, we already know that for guys like Romney, the rules
are for everyone else.
I dunno about you, but as bad as Romney's politics and policies are,
the worst aspect of his prospective presidency might be having to put up
with this guy on my TV for the next four years.
Dickhead Willard has been around a long time. We've seen him many
times before: Back when Ted Kennedy dubbed him "Multiple Choice" in
1994; when a reporter in 2008 challenged him on his "lobbyist free"
baloney; when audience members in Iowa laughed at his claim that
"corporations are people"; when he explained how he liked to fire
people.
So I made a mashup of all those great Dickhead Willard moments,
punctuated by the now-definitive "You'll get your chance" moment.
And let's hope we see more of Dickhead Willard tonight. Because he
makes it obvious that the whole "Lofty Willard" persona is as much a lie
as his claim to not want to overturn Roe v. Wade.