Bo gives us some fun snippets of other songs and then launches into his 11th song "I'm Bo Yo" which turns out to be a super long and crazy extended version. This was at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon on October 16, 2009. The first part he starts playing is the tune to "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like... I got a safe full of cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it, And girl, if your into a rimming it's only safe if your swimming, but girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steaming I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya. You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya I'm bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better you're not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G that can really find your g spot Whoa yeah! Help me out doorman! Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 Spin that plant around you got a third world CUNT-try That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushing 'em together like a titty Venn diagram Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like your hiding ham. First base, were making out mother-f***** Second base, I'm getting faked out yo Third base, I'm getting take out Try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said my flow is so cold I need a tampon for my polar bear And you can spell and smell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think *Chorus* It was all a dream I used to read a quick Nick magazine Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Pickles and the gang between I'm watching TV in the dark Every Saturday Double dare with my main man Marky Mark Summers, Falls, Winters and Springs I've seen 19 sets cut me open count the rings But I wish that I could be 8, 9, or 10 Wearing "Life is Good" t-shirts that made sense back then You wanna know me well here's a list When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed I like palindromes like "do geese see god?" Or "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" and I can do a rubix cube in a minute 20 Fast food and the internet's plenty for me I'm simple with one dimple and a weird mole thing on my left nipple I'm part of the fattest country on the global scale and were phat with a ph on the ph scale Because we're so basic Give us a house and a car and a kid So we can raise it praise it blaze it up and get lasic to see how bad we fucked it up We all had braces our smiles are fake Another mother saw her hunter daughter's water break (?) The Miley Cirus virus is as bad as it gets and similarly bad is simile Tourette's 'Cause like its like I like my right to like but like I also have like a life to write right? Wrong. This is a road kill song but I couldn't avoid the bouncing ball during the sing along I'm a little tea pot whose steaming mad because the worlds not terrible cuz im hot 1, 2, Fuck You I take a stroll around the block to relax my mind and then I walk by the clock just to pass the time and rhymin', mathematical timin', syntax impacts the intact hymen trust me, you don't want to fuck with me check my record, wrecked it on my SAT's I got a 780 math, 730 verbal kick a Jonas brother and he'll fart out a gerbil Voice so sweet call me Mr. Herbal Tea more deadly than Joseph Goebbel's pee in a swastika Dixie cup I got a dick full of helium I'll fuck you up Put up your fists its a battle of wits and if you bring your facts sis just the cattle with tits and I'll get mad at their zits and paddle their bits with saddles and whips and rattle their clits...that was rude..... Yo, Cause girls are like donuts when I be busting Bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. 'Cause I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl's epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with Come on you Asian child laborer show me what your working with Ooooh large machinery 'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sex I'm talking about religious sex like a Mormon sect That says you can't have sex with members of different spects eeeaaaahh... This description isn't long enough to put the last part in, but you get the idea. "This song's gonna end really awkwardly. Thank you." =)

• published: 18 Oct 2009
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