KNFR from 7:00-7:30 (2012)

Actors: Vincent Gargiulo (actor), Vincent Gargiulo (composer), Vincent Gargiulo (writer), Vincent Gargiulo (editor), Vincent Gargiulo (producer), Vincent Gargiulo (actor), Vincent Gargiulo (director), Vincent Gargiulo (producer), West Ramsey (actor), Ayelette Robinson (actor), Federico Marchetti (actor), Michael Meehan (actor), Michael Meehan (actor), Ted Harvey (actor), Tom Shaw (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: It's Saturday Morning Like You've Never Seen It Before

10th Annual TV Land Awards (2012)

Actors: Jim Carrey (actor), Marlon Wayans (actor), David Alan Grier (actor), Pat Harrington Jr. (actor), Tommy Davidson (actor), Keenen Ivory Wayans (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), John Legend (actor), Ralph Macchio (actor), Richard Masur (actor), Michael McKean (actor), Mike Myers (actor), David L. Lander (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Shawn Wayans (actor),

Genres: ,

Pee-Wee Gets an iPad! (2010)

Actors: Eric Appel (writer), Paul Reubens (actor), Paul Reubens (writer), Eric Appel (editor), Eric Appel (director), Mike Farah (producer), Eric Appel (producer), Lori Alan (actress), Lori Alan (actress), Josh Meyers (actor), Josh Meyers (actor), Josh Meyers (writer), Chris Bruss (producer), Lance Roberts (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

MTV Video Music Awards 1991 (1991)

Actors: Lenny Kravitz (actor), LL Cool J (actor), Wayne Isham (actor), Phil Collins (actor), Dennis Hopper (actor), Magic Johnson (actor), Chris Isaak (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Richard Gere (actor), Christopher Guest (actor), James Brown (actor), Arsenio Hall (actor), M.C. Hammer (actor), Kyle MacLachlan (actor),

Genres: Music,

Big Top Pee-wee (1988)

Actors: Lynne Marie Stewart (actress), Debra Hill (producer), Penelope Ann Miller (actress), Valeria Golino (actress), Kenneth Tobey (actor), Susan Tyrrell (actress), Frances Bay (actress), Kris Kristofferson (actor), Leo Gordon (actor), Randal Kleiser (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Matthias Hues (actor), Benicio Del Toro (actor), Paul Reubens (writer), Paul Reubens (producer),

Plot: In the sequel to "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", Pee-Wee Herman is a simple farmer in a small town. But after a big storm blows their way, a circus ends up at Pee Wee's farm. So he lets the circus stay at his farm for a while. The circus decides to put on a show with one lovable star, Pee-Wee!

Keywords: acrobat, bearded-woman, canned-soup, character-name-in-title, children, circus, circus-freak, clerk, dwarf, farm-animal
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: Hero. Lover. Legend.

Quotes:

Pee-wee: I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

Vance: So how was lunch?::Pee-wee: Fine, let's go get something to eat.

Winnie: [witnessing Pee-Wee and Gina sharing a long kiss] Pee-Wee!::Gina Piccolapupula: Who is that?::Pee-wee: Her? Oh, she's my fiancée. [Gina slaps Pee-Wee and takes off]

Paolo Piccolapupula: I'm Paolo.::Giancarlo Piccolapupula: I'm Giancarlo.::Dino Piccolapupula: I'm Dino.::Antonio Piccolapupula: I'm Antonio.

Woman in Crowd: It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.

Pee-wee: [singing] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

Pee-wee: [milks cow] [tastes milk]::Pee-wee: Mmm, chocolatey!

Pee-wee: Look Vance: the calilillies are in bloom a-gain.

Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.::Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!

Pee-wee: [children are staring at them] Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!::School children: [whip out cameras, flashbulbs go off]::Pee-wee: Ahh! Paparazzi! [poses suggestively]

Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

Actors: Joan Rivers (actress), Dinah Shore (actress), Laurence Fishburne (actor), Zsa Zsa Gabor (actress), Magic Johnson (actor), Whoopi Goldberg (actress), k.d. lang (actress), Little Richard (actor), Frankie Avalon (actor), Annette Funicello (actress), Grace Jones (actress), Paul Reubens (actor), Cher (actress), Oprah Winfrey (actress), Lynne Marie Stewart (actress),

Plot: Pee-wee Herman and pals are celebrating Christmas in the Playhouse in their own creative ways: Pee-wee makes a list for Santa Claus 1 1/2 miles long, teaches Little Richard how to ice skate, goes for a sleigh ride with Magic Johnson, commands Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello to make Christmas cards, receives a long phone call from Dinah Shore, even has more musical fun with k.d. lang, the Del Rubio Triplettes and Charo! Finally, Big Red arrives and announces that Pee-wee's Christmas list was so big, he didn't have enough presents for all the children of the world. Will Pee-wee follow his own advice and help others?

Keywords: absurd-humor, cameo, christmas, christmas-gift, christmas-tree, friendship, generosity, hanukkah, ice-skating, man-child
Genres: Comedy, Family, Musical,

Quotes:

Ms. Yvonne: Aren't you going to comment on my hair?::Pee-wee: Wow! Christmasy! But what's the plant growin' out of it?::Ms. Yvonne: It's mistletoe! You're always supposed to kiss somebody if they're standing underneath the mistletoe! This way, I'm assured hundreds and hundreds of kisses from everyone!::Pterri: Stand over here.::Chairry: Stand over here!::The Fish: Come over here and give us a big, wet kiss!::Ms. Yvonne: Oh, don't worry. There's enough of me for everybody!

Pee-wee: [guiding everyone in Christmas carols] Deck-the-Halls!::Everybody: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly/Fa la la la la, la-la la la...::Pee-wee: Sleigh bells!::Everybody: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening...::Pee-wee: No, No! Sleigh bells! On the roof! Do you know what that means?::Reba: You've had too much eggnog?::Pee-wee: No, get out the milk and cookies! Hurry!

Ricardo: Felis Navidad, Pee-Wee! That means Merry Christmas in Spanish. Say it! Felis Navidad...::Pee-wee: Felis Nabeeblah...::Ricardo: Felis Navidad...::Pee-wee: Felis NaBeeBLAH...::Ricardo: Right...

Pee-wee: That was Cher! Cher was right over there! In the same room as my chair! I hope I didn't stare! Oh well! I don't care!

Little Richard: You know what they say Pee-Wee, if at first you don't succeed, you get back up and you try... and you try... and you try it again... except ice skating, I give up, I quit!

Pee-wee: Ooooh, snow! Snowflakes! Snow drifts! Ew, yellow snow!

Pee-wee: Now I'm going to make an angel in the snow. If you don't have snow at home, just use 20 pounds of coconut shavings!

Pee-wee: I was kind of hoping maybe you'd give me an extra wish.::Jambi: Extra wish? You want an extra wish? What do you think this is, Christmas?::Pee-wee: Well... Yeah.::Jambi: Oh. Okay.

Dinah Shore: [to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"]... 20 pounds of fruitcake, 19 CD players, 18 bags of nachos, 17 body builders...

Dinah Shore: [to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"] On the 500th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

Moonwalker (1988)

Actors: Bruce Broughton (composer), Michael Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Michael Jackson (producer), Michael Jackson (writer), Michael Jackson (actor), Smith Wordes (actress), Paul Reubens (actor), Joe Pesci (actor), Elizabeth Taylor (actress), Dante Basco (actor), Clancy Brown (actor), Michael Jackson (actor), Mick Jagger (actor), Vincent Paterson (miscellaneous crew), David E. Blewitt (editor),

Plot: A movie that starts out with the "Man in the Mirror" music video, it then changes to a montage of video clips of Michael's career. Next comes a parody of his Bad video by children, and then Michael is chased by fans in a fantasy sequence. 2 more videos are shown, and then a movie in which Michael plays a hero with magical powers. In it he is chased by drug dealer Mr. Big and saves three children. Videos included in the movie are "Smooth Criminal" and "Come Together".

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, concert-footage, cult-film, dance, entertainer, independent-film, michael-jackson, moonwalk-dancing, music-video, parody
Genres: Action, Crime, Fantasy, Music, Thriller,
Taglines: A Movie Like No Other On his soul, a king of music. On his heart, a king of beats. Robot... Super Car... Spaceship... Star... A Superstar... Megastar...

Quotes:

Mr. Big: My name is gonna be in the history books. And they better spell my name right! L-I-D-E-O. So simple. Frankie LiDeo! Very easy!

Mr. Big: Remember, a younger customer always turns into a loyal customer. Remember that! Remember that!

Michael: Why are you doing this? Stop it!::Mr. Big: You wanna know why I'm doing this, do you? I just wanna get everybody high, Man. You know, some good drugs. That's all.::Michael: Do it and you're dead.::Mr. Big: Let's give her a shot of this.

Steven Spielberg: [when Michael accidentally runs in on his set] Cut! You hairball, I'll never finish this movie! Who let him in? Isn't anybody in charge? Don't you know ANYTHING about show business?::Michael: I'm sorry.::Steven Spielberg: My producer is doing this to me, isn't he? I ask for a BAD guy and he gives me Michael Jackson? I can't take it anymore!

Cowboy: Hey, pilgrim, you wanna ruin my career, I'LL show you *bad*.::Michael: Sorry, I gotta go. Bye.::Cowboy: Let's get the varmit.

Statue of Liberty: Land of the free, home of the weird.

Young Michael: What is he wearing?::Agent: A Prince t-shirt and red sneakers.::Young Michael: *Prince* t-shirt?

Michael: [a traffic cop points to a "No Moonwalking" sign] Me and my friend, Spike, we were just... But, my friend, he was just... Spike, he was just here...::Police Officer: [Hands him a ticket pad] I need your autograph right HERE.

Zeke 'Baby Bad' Michael: [about Michael Jackson] I taught him everything he knows.

Mr. Big: You guys gotta get in the middle of the country. Get in the middle of the country there! Stop those kids from praying in school. First, I want you to hang around by playgrounds, I want you to hang around schoolyards.

Back to the Beach (1987)

Actors: Annette Funicello (producer), Dan Curry (miscellaneous crew), Frankie Avalon (producer), Annette Funicello (actress), Connie Stevens (actress), Steve Dorff (composer), O.J. Simpson (actor), Alan Hale Jr. (actor), Don Adams (actor), David Bowe (actor), Barbara Billingsley (actress), Paul Reubens (actor), Frankie Avalon (actor), Julie Pitkanen (miscellaneous crew), Tony Kerum (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Frankie and Annette grow up and have kids in the midwest. They return to LA to visit their daughter who is shacked up with her boyfriend and tries to hide the fact. They begin to have marriage problems when Frankie runs into Connie, who has erected a shrine to him in her night club. Their punk son has joined up with the local surf toughs, and things all come to a head when the toughs challenge the good guys to a surfing duel.

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, beach, beach-party, family-relationships, product-placement, ska, surfer, surfing
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a totally NEW WAVE motion picture experience.

Quotes:

Troy: You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.

Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?"::Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.

Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?::Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.::Dick Dale: No.

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.::Bartender: Don't call me that. I *hate* that!

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does that mean, "we're not in?"::Annette: Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.::Bobby: Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!

Bobby: [after his dad's overdone sentimentality has induced mass vomiting throughout the plane] This is why we don't travel.

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: But what does "we" mean?::Bobby: [impossibly sarcastic] I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one." Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?

Troy: You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.::Annette: What's your point?::Troy: My point is I want to buy you *two* of them.

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You're supposed to know what it means when I burn stuff!

Annette: I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...::Connie: Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

It's Howdy Doody Time (1987)

Actors: Johnny Carson (actor), Vince Poxon (miscellaneous crew), Charles W. Fries (producer), Dick Clark (actor), Milton Berle (actor), John Ritter (actor), Stevie Vallance (actress), Paul Reubens (actor), Monty Hall (actor), George 'Gabby' Hayes (actor), Perry King (actor), Gary Coleman (actor), Garrett Morris (actor), Keith Winikoff (miscellaneous crew), Gary Collins (actor),

Genres: ,

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980)

Actors: Tommy Chong (writer), Rita Wilson (actress), Cassandra Peterson (actress), Tommy Chong (actor), Edie McClurg (actress), Lupe Ontiveros (actress), Michael Winslow (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Scott Thompson (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Tommy Chong (director), Cheech Marin (writer),

Plot: Cheech must deal with losing his job, his angry neighbor, and trying to score with sexy Donna. Meanwhile, Chong meets Cheech's cousin Red and the two have a wild time in Hollywood with a big bag of buds and a cool Ferrari. Along the way they meet everyone from Pee Wee Herman to really cool aliens.

Keywords: 420, actor-playing-multiple-roles, animated-credits, annoyed-neighbor, breasts, character-name-in-title, comedy-team, disgruntled-hotel-manager, dope, double-act
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: It's bold audacious underground fun! [Video Australia] Just what we all need! A really good hit!

Quotes:

Cheech: Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!

Cheech (singing): Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.

[to a girl on the phone]::Cheech: You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on.

Cheech: Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!

Gloria's Mom: [while driving] Watch the road.::Cheech: OK, where's it gonna go.

Cheech: [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey Man, what took you so long. Hey, can have some of that man, let me have a sip.::Chong: What, this, oh here. [hands him the jar]::Cheech: Yeah man... wait a minute, [sniffs the inside] Hey man, that's pee!::Chong: Of course.::Cheech: Hey man, what are you doing with pee, man?::Chong: It's for my probation officer.::Cheech: What, does he drink pee?::Chong: No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f**k with his mind this time.::Cheech: Yeah, what did you do?::Chong: Put my SISTERS pee in it.::Cheech: [laughs it out] Your sister?::Chong: Yeah, she's pregnant! [both laugh]::Cheech: So, how about it man, did she get the weed?::Chong: No man, she's out of it, We're just waiting on some from Columbia.

Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech] Hey, Fella, you need a pass.::Cheech: [Cheech is covered in ashes after the car explosion] Oh, uh... I'm with the Towering Inferno, man.

Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech after leaving in a van] Hey, Fella, your pass?::Cheech: Pass, oh thanks a lot man.

[after shifting gasoline that has spilt on their clothes, Chong tries to light a joint]::Chong: You got a light, man?::Chong: Huh, oh yeah, here [hands him a lighter] Hey I don't think you better light it in here, man.::Chong: Why?::Cheech: Ah, these gas fumes, man.::Chong: Oh man. [flicks the lighter]::Cheech: I don't know.::[the inside of the car explodes]

Cheech: Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!