Jul 13
JaunPaul Comments: The cloud is Piers Anthony, perving over his naked under-aged protagonists.
Published 1988
JaunPaul Comments: The cloud is Piers Anthony, perving over his naked under-aged protagonists.
Published 1988
Tagged with: Avon Books • bones • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • floating face • mermaid • naked people standing in boats • Piers Anthony • shuriken of approval • skeletons • sky • sky-eyes • starkers
July 13th, 2016 at 10:02 am
I know what JaunPaul means. In far too much detail. I wish I didn’t, but I do.
July 13th, 2016 at 11:05 am
That’s a fine example of sculling.
July 13th, 2016 at 11:45 am
I’ve heard of a skeleton crew, but this is… eh…
July 13th, 2016 at 11:50 am
Madamoiselle, he wanted to know if you had a PUNT!
July 13th, 2016 at 11:52 am
The Neverending Story 4: Bastian Grows Up
July 13th, 2016 at 1:01 pm
There once was a mermaid from Xanth,
Who enquired of a rower sans panth.
Why row backwards from the bow?
It must move like a cow.
Sit right and your bone boat will danth.
July 13th, 2016 at 1:40 pm
Someone turned Tony Blair into a giant mulberry.
July 13th, 2016 at 2:26 pm
@Ray P: You’ve unearthed the link between this cover, ‘Radio Free Albemuth’ and ‘Dies Irae’ . We just need Augustus Gloop to complete the set.
July 13th, 2016 at 3:17 pm
How the Grinch Stole Halloween
July 13th, 2016 at 4:42 pm
These two need to put a little distance between themselves and the madding cloud.
Help them find the Piers, Anthony.
My coat, please.
July 13th, 2016 at 5:34 pm
@Tat Wood: I was going to ask what the Grinch was doing there, but you beat me to it. Maybe in death he’s decided to try and help these lost naked kids in the scull, while being incredibly creepy.
July 13th, 2016 at 7:16 pm
Skeleton boat: “I may be old and decrepit, but I’ve still got the libido of a young man!”
July 13th, 2016 at 7:51 pm
Does the title mean it only costs a penny to get into Heaven? Must not be all it’s cracked up to be, at those prices.
July 13th, 2016 at 10:27 pm
Charon has held his price down.
July 13th, 2016 at 10:36 pm
By going self-service.
July 14th, 2016 at 12:55 am
There’s definitely a pun about being boned here.
July 14th, 2016 at 11:02 am
Not so much Piers Anthony as Leers Anthony.
February 26th, 2017 at 10:39 pm
If he gets seasick, best hold your nose! Or you’ll get a whiff of that
HEAVIN’ SCENT
February 27th, 2018 at 4:47 am
Bighanditis. Honestly, look how huge the hand bones are, gently gripping the boy’s firm young butt.