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#CLAUDEtv to be adapted for@DisneyJuniorUK by@sixteensouth! Hitting the small screen in 2017https://twitter.com/thebookseller/status/728143723322703872 … -
Cashier: "no, sir, before I can let you buy this ginger wine, I need to see your *DRIVING LICENSE*, not your Boots advantage card..."
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Just essentially dislocated my jaw to swallow a Cherry Bakewell whole like I was a python.
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Twitter, inspire me with something delicious and veggie for me to eat for Christmas dinner when everyone else is chomping on dead animal
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Twitter, we need to all get together to talk about how good Quorn picnic eggs are, ok? Especially dunked in salad cream.
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#JudgeJudy has brought an A1, FULLY illustrated guide to an alledged ski crash she was a part of and I am obsessed with her. -
Alex T Smith followed Emma Lidbury, Sarah Beattie and J
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@em_dash_
Commissioning Editor at Walker Books. Lover of story. Laggard. All opinions foisted upon me by unidentified evil dictator.
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@sarahbeattiegra
Food Writer Shortlisted for 2015 & 2013 Guild of Food Writers' Awards Cookery Journalist of the Year
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@RoyalMail: "to pick up your parcel plz bring 2 forms of ID, 14 pigeons and the Large Hadron Collider. We close for lunch between 7am-9pm" -
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@RoyalMail: "soz we missed you.Plz pick up your parcel under the third full moon of the winter solstice, 35 miles away from your house" -
I don't know what the builders next door are doing, but from the time it's taking them I think they're constructing Gaudi's Basilica.
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"The best thing I've seen recently is the Maharajah's Jewel Collection..."
#FirstDates#IsThatWhatTheKidsAreCallingItNow -
Having your nose licked by a Chihuahua Of Very Little Brain is very soothing.
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I lost the will to live toy shopping for various children in my life but am now home (penniless) and having my nose licked by a chihuahua
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AND BY HELP I DEFINITEY MEAN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND TEA - BLACK WITH ONE SUGAR THX
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I HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE OF FLOPPING DOWN ON THE SOFA AND OMG I THINK THIS IS IT NOW I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT GET UP OFF IT AGAIN SEND HELP
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I drew a tiny house and some tiny trees in my
#sketchbook. Here is the tiny house and the tiny trees wot I drawed.pic.twitter.com/QB7zfxkoKl -
No this can't be right - it's 2016 and a highly qualified woman ACTUALLY won?!
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Karreeennnn just throwing shade like it's confetti
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Karreeennn's hair being BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL EARTH
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Well, that IS true - no one in Wales can make cakes...
#apprenticepic.twitter.com/GVyW3QstOd
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