Alex T Smith

@Alex_T_Smith

Author/Illustrator/Person. Creator of the books. Working under the supervision of three v. tiny, naughty dogs -Coco, Poppy & MrBongo. Agent:

UK
Joined June 2010

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    ⭐️⭐️⭐️BIG NEWS⭐️⭐️⭐️ to be adapted for by ! Hitting the small screen in 2017

  2. Cashier: "no, sir, before I can let you buy this ginger wine, I need to see your *DRIVING LICENSE*, not your Boots advantage card..."

  3. Just essentially dislocated my jaw to swallow a Cherry Bakewell whole like I was a python.

  4. Twitter, inspire me with something delicious and veggie for me to eat for Christmas dinner when everyone else is chomping on dead animal

  5. Twitter, we need to all get together to talk about how good Quorn picnic eggs are, ok? Especially dunked in salad cream.

  6. A woman on has brought an A1, FULLY illustrated guide to an alledged ski crash she was a part of and I am obsessed with her.

  7. Alex T Smith followed , and
    • @em_dash_

      Commissioning Editor at Walker Books. Lover of story. Laggard. All opinions foisted upon me by unidentified evil dictator.

    • @sarahbeattiegra

      Food Writer Shortlisted for 2015 & 2013 Guild of Food Writers' Awards Cookery Journalist of the Year

  8. .: "to pick up your parcel plz bring 2 forms of ID, 14 pigeons and the Large Hadron Collider. We close for lunch between 7am-9pm"

  9. .: "soz we missed you.Plz pick up your parcel under the third full moon of the winter solstice, 35 miles away from your house"

  10. I don't know what the builders next door are doing, but from the time it's taking them I think they're constructing Gaudi's Basilica.

  11. "The best thing I've seen recently is the Maharajah's Jewel Collection..."

  12. Having your nose licked by a Chihuahua Of Very Little Brain is very soothing.

  13. I lost the will to live toy shopping for various children in my life but am now home (penniless) and having my nose licked by a chihuahua

  14. AND BY HELP I DEFINITEY MEAN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND TEA - BLACK WITH ONE SUGAR THX

  15. I HAVE MADE THE MISTAKE OF FLOPPING DOWN ON THE SOFA AND OMG I THINK THIS IS IT NOW I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT GET UP OFF IT AGAIN SEND HELP

  16. I drew a tiny house and some tiny trees in my . Here is the tiny house and the tiny trees wot I drawed.

  17. No this can't be right - it's 2016 and a highly qualified woman ACTUALLY won?!

  18. Karreeennnn just throwing shade like it's confetti ❤❤❤

  19. Karreeennn's hair being BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL EARTH ❤

  20. Well, that IS true - no one in Wales can make cakes...

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