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May 19 |
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I hear you every week... You're welcome it's Friday
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May 18 |
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🎶What the world needs now, is memes sweet memes. 🎶
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May 18 |
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Remember when everyone hated 2016?
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May 15 |
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Smh
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May 14 |
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Word to yo Mother
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May 14 |
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Ugh, time to get up early and make a crappy breakfast for my mom that she's forced to pretend that she likes #happymothersday
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May 12 |
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Treat women with respect
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May 12 |
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Gotta get down on Friday
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May 11 |
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Friday jr.!
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Apr 6 |
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Godamnit
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Mar 8 |
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Women. Am I right?!
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Feb 11 |
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At least it's Girl Scout Cookie season...
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Feb 3 |
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Hi
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Feb 1 |
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Congratulations @Beyonce
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Jan 31 |
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Ugh
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Jan 25 |
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Nothing is permanent
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Jan 23 |
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Kissing causes pregnancy. This is an indisputable alternate fact!
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Dec 24 |
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Is Santa...
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Nov 9 |
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No
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Sep 8 |
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My Dad loves everyone.
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