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Here's a question: if a tropical cyclone degrades to being a storm, then re-intensifies to become a cyclone again, does it keep the old name or get a new one?

Ping @Reynardo_red @chaucerburnt @spaghettithighs ABC News is doing a special on how the Earth's magnetic field affects pigeons. Ahahaha. That was *so* last night.

Boooooooored.

Result!!!https://twitter.com/trendinaliaAU/status/980418137894998016 …

Thanks for playing, folks. #disasterpalooza #TheCore

The world is saved! And as we zoom out to deep space for no apparent reason, Jared Leto wails skilfully.#disasterpalooza #TheCore

And Hacker makes sure the world knows the truth about Our Heroes - by hacking *every broadcast* on the planet. #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Rescue ship: We can't find them. There's just a bunch of whales singing. Hacker: They're singing to the drill! Me: But the engines aren't - @chaucerburnt : Shhh.#disasterpalooza #TheCore

Nukes: *explode* #TheCore : *spins* Everyone on Earth: *cheers* Hilary: Cowabunga! We're hangin' ten on the nuclear shockwave! #disasterpalooza

Hilary and Harvey: *kiss* Everyone: *groans* @chaucerburnt : You should have punched him! ##disasterpalooza #TheCore

Apparently unobtainium now converts heat to energy. Me: But heat *is* ... @chaucerburnt *yells* That's not how thermodynamics works! #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Mr: But how will they get back without an engine? *thinks* Oh, don't tell me, they're gonna surf the nuclear shockwave, right? #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Oh noes! The last nuke is not strong enough! They have to blow up the reactor and sacrifice Celeb Scientist! Everyone: AND ABOUT TIME, TOO. #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Military goons: Activate the super weapon! Super weapon: *dies* Goons: Okay, who tripped over the power cord? #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Heroic doomed black scientist: I'm dying from the heat! Me: Bah. Just another summer day in the top end.#disasterpalooza #TheCore

Harvey: So we use the nukes to make giant lava ripples and restart #TheCore - but someone has to sacrifice themselves to save the world. *looks significantly at only black character in the movie* Black scientist: Did not see *that* coming. </sarcasm> ##disasterpalooza

Harvey: Hey, Mr Hacker, how about you use your kung fu and cripple that super-weapon so we can do our heroic thing and save the planet? Hacker: You mean, so something illegal? I'm in. #disasterpalooza #TheCore

Meanwhile in Earth, microwaves destroy San Francisco. Golden Gate Bridge: *melts* ##disasterpalooza #TheCore

Harvey: We're just gonna wing it. We'll figure something out to save the planet. Celeb: Are you Insane? Other scientist: *punches him* Everyone: *cheers* ##disasterpalooza #TheCore

Celeb Scientist: This mission is toast. Lucky I invented a super weapon that will cause huge earthquakes and save us. Harvey: Wait, you tested this weapon and it caused #TheCore to stop, didn't you? Celeb: Maayyybeee. #disasterpalooza