Deleted Comments: One Of Those Weeks Where The Bigots Forgot What Their Own Slurs Mean
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
The Week In Garbage Men: Man Going His Own Way Writes Earnest Ballad Of Misogyny
Also this is your open thread!
Wonkette Investigates: What Is Up With Chanel Rion, Traditional Dinner-Making Fiancée Of Courtland Sykes?
If that's even her real name (SPOILER: It is not!)
Did The Deep State Murder Sean Hannity’s Twitter Account? And Then Resurrect It?
Sean Hannity's Twitter account disappeared for a night and wingnut conspiracy theorists are ON IT.
Trump Hopes Nothing Bad Will Happen To Civil Servants Who Testify Against Him, That Would Be A Damn Shame!
BREAKING: Guy who spent his whole life around mobsters behaves ... like a mobster.
Your Weekly Top Ten Doesn’t Even Know What Day It Is Anymore
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
A Step By Step Guide To Putting FRENCH ONION ROAST BEEF SLIDERS Inside Your Face!
OH MAN YOU WANT TO EAT THESE SO HARD.
Trump Idiot HUD Lady Is Huge Jerk To April Ryan On Twitter. Bad Idea.
Trump administration appointee makes excellent use of time. Then again, when they do their jobs, that's actively bad for America...
Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories
Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.
Trump’s Millennial Opioid Czar Quitting Because His Mom Wouldn’t Sign His Permission Slip
Still more qualified than the guy he's standing behind.
New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead
What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?
Guggenheim Won’t Loan Trump A Van Gogh, But Has Solid Gold Shitter To Spare
Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor!
Arizona Sovereign Citizen: A Model, Idiot?
Which patented pose will he use in court? Le Tigre, Magnum, or Blue Steel?
Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There
What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?
Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!
The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
Fox News And GOP Idiots Fixin’ To Destroy FBI Because Sexting Agents Forgot To Say ‘LOL!’
Good God, the GOP is full of shit.
Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
GOP Senate Candidate Believes In A Woman’s Right To Make Him Dinner
Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.
DOJ Dick-Punches Devin Nunes Over Dumbass Fake Memo
Devin Nunes deserves every bit of this.
Ryan Zinke Says No Oil Rigs At Mar-a-Lago, For Science Reasons He Definitely Did Not Just Make Up
Other states don't have all that 'geology' getting in the way.
Prosperity Already Flowing From Tax Cut! To Paul Ryan! From The Kochs!
Just think of all the lobbying jobs Trump's tax cuts will create!
