Todd Glass

Todd Steven Glass (born December 16, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Life and career

Glass was born and raised in the suburbs of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He first began performing stand-up comedy in Philadelphia in 1982 while attending Conestoga High School. He made his earliest television appearances in the late 80s on A&E's An Evening at the Improv and in the early 1990s on several Comedy Central stand-up programs.

Glass is perhaps best known for his appearances as a contestant on the second and third seasons of NBC's Last Comic Standing and has appeared regularly on programs such as Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Dennis Miller Show, Politically Incorrect, Louie, Tosh.0, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Preston and Steve and had his own Comedy Central Presents special in 2001. He co-hosted the podcast Comedy And Everything Else with fellow comics Jimmy Dore and Stefané Zamorano, but left the podcast in September 2009. His departure was officially announced on November 28, 2009 episode. However, he has returned as a guest on several episodes since leaving.

Glass, Todd Filmography

Play in Full Screen Misery Loves Comedy

2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2012, role: writer
Play in Full Screen The Bitter Buddha

2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2012, role: actor , character name: Father
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2012, role: actor , character name: Pedro
Play in Full Screen Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe

2012, role: miscellaneous crew
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2010, role: producer
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2010, role: actor , character name: Doberman
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2010, role: actor , character name: Shasta
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
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2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen David Cross: Bigger & Blackerer

2010, role: actor , character name: Featuring
Play in Full Screen I Am Comic

2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Be My Baby

2007, role: actor , character name: Actor
Play in Full Screen Heckler

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Comedy Can Television Series

2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Save the Mavericks

2005, role: actor , character name: Hank
Play in Full Screen Todd's Coma

2005, role: actor , character name: Todd Glass
Play in Full Screen People Uncut

2005, role: actor , character name: Comic - Himself
Play in Full Screen The Standard

2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Comic
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2005, role: producer
Play in Full Screen Rebound

2005, role: actor , character name: Referee Steve
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2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The World Stands Up

2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
Play in Full Screen The Det. Kent Stryker One-Man Film

2001, role: actor , character name: Det. Chet McElroy

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Todd Glass Show Shandling Theme

Karaoke jingle from Episode 244 of The Todd Glass Show.

published: 20 Apr 2016

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Eddie Pepitone - 005 - The Todd Glass Show

Like/Subscribe/Share/Visit ToddGlass.com Podcast Episode: https://toddglass.com/podcast/5-...

published: 24 Dec 2017

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300th Todd Glass Show Mary Tyler Moore

MTM Theme song Karaoke jam celebrating the 300th show!

published: 02 Jun 2017

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Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence [Official Music Video]

Download or stream the song now: https://wbr.ec/immortalized Directed by Matt Mahurin htt...

published: 08 Dec 2015

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Stone Sour - Through Glass [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Stone Sour's music video for 'Through Glass' from the album, Come What(ever) May - availab...

published: 18 Oct 2006

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Silly Dancing & Karaoke LIVE in DC (Episode 88)

The Todd Glass Show is live at the DC Improv and since you couldn't all be there, we want ...

published: 01 Feb 2013

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REACTING TO SCOTTY SIRE'S SONG W/ SCOTTY SIRE

hello what is up on this ugly WEDS? well, not my mood jus kidding! in this video, my frien...

published: 09 Nov 2017

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SCOTTY SIRE - MISTER GLASSMAN (Official Lyric Video)

GET MISTER GLASSMAN ON ITUNES: http://bit.ly/MisterGlassmanITUNES Spotify: http://bit.ly...

published: 24 Jan 2018

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3 Doors Down - Kryptonite

published: 21 Nov 2009

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Good Lovin' Gone Bad, great Bad Company cover from the Jody Raffoul Band!

Jody Raffoul, Todd Glass, Phil Greasy Carlisi, and Garret Bielaniec perform a killer versi...

published: 23 May 2017

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GLASS ONION THE BEATLES KARAOKE.wmv

ESPERO SEA DE SU AGRADO MUY BUEN TEMA

published: 08 Mar 2011

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Karaoke Bang The Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren *

Download MP3: http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/todd-rundgren/bang-the-drum-...

published: 12 May 2017

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Scaggs, Boz Lowdown MH Karaoke

published: 27 Dec 2017

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Gay Frogs (Alex Jones REMIX)

I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY! Subscribe...

published: 22 Jun 2017

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Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Lazee
Mohombi
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
(Here we go)
I'm on the dancefloor
I do it for family and friends
And my fans on tour
Do it from the heart
When it hits the store
And to hits your ear
Something you give more
Make you wanna some more
And I give it some more
And I can never give 'em enough
It seems I give it up
All the words will stuck
Whole later
The boys are amazing
As I was, I got the dancefloor shakin'
From the top floor, down to the basement (aha)
And the black eyed were spending living
Better believe, I've got this feeling, Black Eyed Peas
Make you booty-trap on for you playing
When they ask where I do it for
I'll say
I do it for the once who got my back (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it from my heart, on every track (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it for my city, we party every day
I do it for the crowd, just tonight we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown
You know we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown
You know we're going down, down
Ah, Viva La Vida on the play, on the Coldplay
When I feel flay, table and press play
Figured by back in the day
Get mama in the crib when I'm working on my work play
Keep dreaming, that's what sun say
My mama did not rease the fool compending
Way back when I use the wrap off lunchdays
I knew I'll make it to the top, one day
Now days, a flaw-pa
How the core in this spaceship, saffa
Give me take into the world, ba-pa
With my pokerface, so Gaga
No mission is impossible
The jam black, Tom Cruise
I mean, no, that cool
So when you ask me what I do
'Til what I do
Where I do it for
I'll say
I do it for the once who got my back (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it from my heart, on every track (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it for my city, we party every day
I do it for the crowd, just tonight we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown
You know we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown
You know we're going down, down
Music on, start it
I've never heard it never before
Music on, start it
This is Lazee and Mo
Music on, start it
To my party control
Music on, start it
Oh, start it, oh, start it
I do it for the once who got my back (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it from my heart, on every track (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it for my city, we party every day
I do it for the crowd, just tonight we're going down, down
I do it for the once who got my back (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it from my heart, on every track (ooh-ooh-wee)
I do it for my city, we party every day
I do it for the crowd, just tonight we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown
You know we're going down, down
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh
I'm on the dancefloor
Ask me when I'm so fown, fown

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Rare painted glass window depicts resurrection in northern Minnesota church

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Price Point: $1.898 million in Danville

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South Main set for transformation

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Player development the silver lining in down year for North Iowa Bulls

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Teri Orr: Tales from the crypt

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