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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy.
He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks, and My Best Friend's Girl. He also provided the lead voice role in the 2013 family film Planes, and its 2014 sequel Planes: Fire & Rescue.
Dane Cook talking about why women win fights at the Stand Up Comedy Show Vicious Circle twitter: arii_gzz
If you're new, Subscribe! → http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Looper As one of a handful of comics who made the jump straight from the stage to the movie screen, comedian-actor Dane Cook was everywhere during the mid '00s. From touring stadiums with his raunchy brand of comedy and appearing in films opposite Hollywood stars, he was on fire. But a decade later, he's reduced to voicing roles in forgettable Pixar spin-offs and mounting a modest comeback on the small screen. Cook's still the same guy who brought us to helpless tears of laughter all those years ago, so where'd he go and what happened? Here's how Dane Cook went from being the "King of Comedy" to a Hollywood punchline—and how he can turn it all around... Hollywood hijinx | 0:34 The joke thief | 1:36 Dramatic diss | 2:47 Bad taste and ...
Funniest shit ever.
Hilarious clip from Dane Cook's standup comedy about an atheist. He goes off on rabbit trails a lot, so I tried to cut most of them out & keep it to the main storyline. NOTE: I never expected this video to get so many views... For those of you bitching about certain parts being edited out, for the record, I made this for a very specific group of people... not you. There are plenty of full, unedited videos out there you can watch. Enjoy!
Publish Date 26/07/2005 - 1:09am GMT - Retaliation is the second album by American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 26, 2005 by Comedy Central Records. Release date: July 26, 2005 Artist: Dane Cook Retaliation [CD+DVD] Amazon.com - http://www.amazon.com/Retaliation-W-Dvd-Dane-Cook/dp/B0009W5ITW Track listing: Disc 1 - Want 1. "Intro / Riot" -- 2:00 2. "Struck by a Vehicle" -- 3:33 3. "Superbleeder" -- 0:39 4. "Legacy" -- 1:15 5. "Someone S#!t on the Coats" -- 1:33 6. "Abducted" -- 2:54 7. "Punkass / Are You Out of Your F!#kin' Mind?!" -- 1:13 8. "Driveway Intruder" -- 1:15 9. "Car Alarm" -- 3:42 10. "Heist / Monkey" -- 4:38 11. "BAMF" -- 2:20 12. "Dream House" -- 3:59 13. "At the Wall" -- 10:44 14. "The Chicken Sangwich the Heckler and the Kabbash" -- 12:31
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dane cook off of his cd/dvd Retailiation
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Retaliation is the second album by American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 26, 2005 by Comedy Central Records. The CDs contain a concert done by Cook at The Comedy Connection in Boston, Massachusetts. The DVD contains Dane's appearances on Shorties Watchin' Shorties and Crank Yankers, Comedy Central's Denis Leary Roast and Comedy Central's Bar Mitzvah Bash. The Crank Yankers call Foreign Guy English Lessons is previously unreleased. The album debuted at #4 on the Billboard 200, which was the most successful comedy album debut since Steve Martin's A Wild and Crazy Guy in 1978. It went gold six days after its initial release and platinum on November 30, 2005. As of April 16, 2008, the album has sold 1,264,748 copies in the U.S. Disc 2 - Need "Intro / The Dane Train" -- 0:53 "...
Dane Cook joins Tom Power in Studio q and talks about how comedy was a strange career choice considering his introversion. Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=qtv q's Homepage: http://www.cbc.ca/q q on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cbcradioq q on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QonCBCRadio q is a magazine show that’s unpredictable in the best sense - proud to be “a wild mix of culture by way of Canada” as described by the New York Times. The Globe & Mail noted the show’s “raging popularity across a variety of platforms -- podcasts, television, websites, satellite radio, terrestrial radio, and occasional live remote broadcasts."
How can you sell out 20,000-seat arenas, star in several Hollywood films, record the biggest selling comedy album in 30 years, and still be called “polarizing?” Dane Cook stops by the garage to talk about being Dane Cook and whether that might be more complicated than it seems. Meanwhile, Marc tries to kick his nicotine addiction. This may not end well. DANE COOK Interview WTF with Marc Maron Podcast EPISODE 85 JUNE 28, 2010 DANE COOK WTF with Marc Maron - DANE COOK Interview
Dane Cook Clears The Air On His Controversial Boston Gig SUBSCRIBE to Larry King's YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/131HuYM Comedian Dane Cook talks to Larry King and clears the air about the controversy he caused during his Boston bombing charity performance for the ONE fund. FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/OraTV & http://www.facebook.com/LarryKing TWITTER: http://twitter.com/OraTV Use #LarryKingNow to make comments & ask us questions on Twitter! CHECK OUT Larry's daily show, "Larry King Now," on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/larry-king-now
Comedian Dane Cook talks about Troublemaker; his upcoming comedy show and directorial debut.
Comedian Dane Cook opens up to Tom about suffering social anxiety, how everything is timing and how Steve Martin inspired his goal of playing Madison Square Gardens WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhnNm6f2P4s Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=qtv q's Homepage: http://www.cbc.ca/q q on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cbcradioq q on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QonCBCRadio q is a magazine show that’s unpredictable in the best sense - proud to be “a wild mix of culture by way of Canada” as described by the New York Times. The Globe & Mail noted the show’s “raging popularity across a variety of platforms -- podcasts, television, websites, satellite radio, terrestrial radio, and occasional live remote broadcasts."
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Joe Rogan with Ron White discussing notorious joke thieves Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, how plagiarism affects the comedy world. Ron White tells a story about buying a Dane Cook album for the first time. Get a Bitcoin Wallet Plus $10 for Free - https://goo.gl/G4CKRw Rogan and White go on to talk about the how Dane Cook rose to fame and the trajectory his career took after he plagarized from Louis C.K. Ron White is best known as a comedian of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. If you shop on Amazon, check out these amazing deals - http://amzn.to/2wHZ0cf This video is a clip from The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast #888 - Ron White - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tka857PmVXg Support this channel by Sharing & Subscribing. Thanks! Joe Rogan's Amazon Store: http://amzn.to/2hhwJzg Joe Rogan's Podc...
No topics were off the table when Dane Cook sat down to chat with Vanity Fair’s Krista Smith. Find out what to expect from his new comedy tour, Under Oath, and watch as he reminisces on the triumphs and pitfalls of his career. Still haven’t subscribed to Vanity Fair on YouTube? ►► http://vnty.fr/1yNomg4 CONNECT WITH VANITY FAIR Web: http://vanityfair.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/vanityfair Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vanityfairmagazine Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/vanityfair Google+: https://plus.google.com/+vanityfair Instagram: http://instagram.com/vanityfair Tumblr: http://vanityfair.tumblr.com Want even more? Subscribe to The Scene: http://bit.ly/subthescene Dane Cook Talks Comedy, Social Media, Family, and Louis C.K. - @VFHollywood Starring: Dane...
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The comedian explains what it was like lending his voice to an animated character.
Dane Cook tells us about the time he bombed with his comedy troupe while opening for Phish. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight...
Comedian Dane Cook chats about his performance with Louis C.K. on the second season of the namesake show, "Louie". » Subscribe to AOL Build now: http://goo.gl/P2eMzc About: BUILD is a live interview series like no other—a chance for fans to sit inches away from some of today’s biggest names in entertainment, tech, fashion and business as they share the stories behind their projects and passions. Every conversation yields insights, inspiration and plenty of surprises as moderators and audience members ask questions. It all happens several times a week from AOL headquarters in NYC and live-streamed at AOL.com. Get More AOL Build: Watch: http://goo.gl/RMimDz Like: http://goo.gl/kCpxs7 Follow: http://goo.gl/WUbcNW Regram: http://goo.gl/QspEUE Interview at AOL HQ in NYC for BUILD Series. F...
Dane Cook, voice of Dusty, shares how he overcame his shyness as a kid, conquering new heights just like his character in Disney's Planes. People say, "The sky's the limit," but I believe you can fly higher than that. Check out this interview that'll inspire you to soar! Interviewed by Star Reporter of Kidspickflicks Cassandra Hsiao.
If you're new, Subscribe! → http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Looper As one of a handful of comics who made the jump straight from the stage to the movie screen, comedian-actor Dane Cook was everywhere during the mid '00s. From touring stadiums with his raunchy brand of comedy and appearing in films opposite Hollywood stars, he was on fire. But a decade later, he's reduced to voicing roles in forgettable Pixar spin-offs and mounting a modest comeback on the small screen. Cook's still the same guy who brought us to helpless tears of laughter all those years ago, so where'd he go and what happened? Here's how Dane Cook went from being the "King of Comedy" to a Hollywood punchline—and how he can turn it all around... Hollywood hijinx | 0:34 The joke thief | 1:36 Dramatic diss | 2:47 Bad taste and ...
Chuck the Movieguy interviews Dane Cook and Jessica Alba for the movie Good Luck Chuck
Dane talks to Billy about getting "sauzzled" on Thanksgiving. He shares his experience being a single man and what he's looking for in a woman. Dane also talks about his latest movie "Answers to Nothing."
How can you sell out 20000-seat arenas, star in several Hollywood films, record the biggest selling comedy album in 30 years, and still be called “polarizing? This is Steve Byrne's side of the story about the whole stealing Dane Cook's Essence on the Marc Maron WTF Podcast Show! Marc Maron, comedian and host of the WTF podcast, stopped by The Interview Show, hosted by Mark Bazer at The Hideout in Chicago to talk his life, past WTF . Dane Cook goes on the Marc Maron WTF Podcast and talks about comedian Steve Byrne stealing his essence? LOL Funny considering dane has stolen .
Publish Date 26/07/2005 - 1:09am GMT - Retaliation is the second album by American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 26, 2005 by Comedy Central Records. Release date: July 26, 2005 Artist: Dane Cook Retaliation [CD+DVD] Amazon.com - http://www.amazon.com/Retaliation-W-Dvd-Dane-Cook/dp/B0009W5ITW Track listing: Disc 1 - Want 1. "Intro / Riot" -- 2:00 2. "Struck by a Vehicle" -- 3:33 3. "Superbleeder" -- 0:39 4. "Legacy" -- 1:15 5. "Someone S#!t on the Coats" -- 1:33 6. "Abducted" -- 2:54 7. "Punkass / Are You Out of Your F!#kin' Mind?!" -- 1:13 8. "Driveway Intruder" -- 1:15 9. "Car Alarm" -- 3:42 10. "Heist / Monkey" -- 4:38 11. "BAMF" -- 2:20 12. "Dream House" -- 3:59 13. "At the Wall" -- 10:44 14. "The Chicken Sangwich the Heckler and the Kabbash" -- 12:31
Retaliation is the second album by American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 26, 2005 by Comedy Central Records. The CDs contain a concert done by Cook at The Comedy Connection in Boston, Massachusetts. The DVD contains Dane's appearances on Shorties Watchin' Shorties and Crank Yankers, Comedy Central's Denis Leary Roast and Comedy Central's Bar Mitzvah Bash. The Crank Yankers call Foreign Guy English Lessons is previously unreleased. The album debuted at #4 on the Billboard 200, which was the most successful comedy album debut since Steve Martin's A Wild and Crazy Guy in 1978. It went gold six days after its initial release and platinum on November 30, 2005. As of April 16, 2008, the album has sold 1,264,748 copies in the U.S. Disc 2 - Need "Intro / The Dane Train" -- 0:53 "...
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Q&A; with Dane Cook of Troublemaker of Troublemaker. Moderated by Amy Kaufman, LA Times. SYNOPSIS Comedian Dane Cook knows how to stir it up with his patented brand of observational humor, skewering aspects of modern life, from our hidden Internet selves to gender taboos and everything in between, in this exclusive comedy event.
How can you sell out 20,000-seat arenas, star in several Hollywood films, record the biggest selling comedy album in 30 years, and still be called “polarizing?” Dane Cook stops by the garage to talk about being Dane Cook and whether that might be more complicated than it seems. Meanwhile, Marc tries to kick his nicotine addiction. This may not end well. DANE COOK Interview WTF with Marc Maron Podcast EPISODE 85 JUNE 28, 2010 DANE COOK WTF with Marc Maron - DANE COOK Interview
Dane Cook Headlines In The Oddball Festival At The Irvine Meadows Amphitheater (Irvine, California) He starts off with his view on relationships & finding out if she or he is the one. He finishes off with comparing the new age porn with the porn made ten years ago discribing all the enhancements and increase in variety/categories.
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Dane Cook joins Tom Power in Studio q and talks about how comedy was a strange career choice considering his introversion. Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=qtv q's Homepage: http://www.cbc.ca/q q on Twitter: https://twitter.com/cbcradioq q on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/QonCBCRadio q is a magazine show that’s unpredictable in the best sense - proud to be “a wild mix of culture by way of Canada” as described by the New York Times. The Globe & Mail noted the show’s “raging popularity across a variety of platforms -- podcasts, television, websites, satellite radio, terrestrial radio, and occasional live remote broadcasts."
This is another one too and i knew you're like me,
I hate it when somebody turns around on my driveway,
You're just sitting comfortabely watching TV,
You hear a car
plusfs who's this?
he its so disrupted if you look out strange car,
You don't know if its a goverment official
you start getting concernt
What I don't know this car,
Then they turn to leave ya,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
you waisted moments of my life
moments i will never get back
Someday o I am gonna run out to that car catch them before they leave,
knock on the window make em roll down
you ever turn around on my driveway again,
I gonna cut your fucking head off
I gonna put your head on my antenna and drive around,
with your head on my antenna,
And hopefully i'll get a tougher??
and he goes are you outta your fucking mind?
Then i pull on the switch play
You really are outta your fucking mind!
And i go zang sadam.
I hope they never come back and try to turn around my driveway again,
cause then i'll be in the window like