The Evolution of Andrew Andrews (2012)

Actors: Braxton Davis (actor), Maz Siam (actor), Liz Bauer (actress), Will Klipstine (producer), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (editor), Will Klipstine (actor), Will Klipstine (writer), Will Klipstine (director), Owen Robinson (actor), Conroe Brooks (actor), Jamie Bozian (actor), Amy Mills (producer), Amy Mills (writer), Amy Mills (actress),

Plot: 30-year-old Andrew Andrews has never had a friend, unless a 3 foot rubber alien doll counts. In his quest to be a somebody, this clueless "man child" ruins a full length feature film in one morning. When his studio mogul father exiles him from his cushy womb, Andrew must fend for himself for the first time in his life. Is it too late for Andrew to learn how to make friends, make money and even make love? Or are some grown-ups children forever? This heartwarming, oddball comedy takes you through the pains of "growing up" one laugh at a time.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Some awaken their inner child. Others need to put it to sleep.

Nobody Knows (2009)

Actors: Fabien Hameline (director), Fabien Hameline (editor), Fabien Hameline (producer), Dean Haglund (actor), Gigi Edgley (actress), Gigi Edgley (writer), Gigi Edgley (producer), Gigi Edgley (director), Todd Downing (writer), David Franklin (actor), Didier Beringuer (producer), Brad Blumenthal (actor), Brad Kesten (actor), Matthew Stiller (actor), Brooklyn McLinn (actor),

Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Hasn't anything ever shaken you to the core of your being?

The Best Song Ever (2008)

Actors: Denny Dias (writer), Denny Dias (producer), Denny Dias (director), Denny Dias (actor), Denny Dias (editor), Nelson Dias (editor), Nelson Dias (actor), Nelson Dias (producer), Dustin Price (actor), Michael G. Costa (composer), Dustin Price (composer), Michael G. Costa (actor), Richard Batista (actor), Richard Batista (editor), Ryan Goncalves (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Music, Short,
Taglines: Film × Art + Reason = Music ÷ Time = The Best Song Ever!

Memoirs of the Last Samurai's Geisha (2008)

Actors: Charlie Cho (actor), Simon Leung (miscellaneous crew), Chad Band (director), Chad Band (editor), Suzi Nitta Petersen (actress), Suzi Nitta Petersen (miscellaneous crew), Suzi Nitta Petersen (producer), Michele Nitta (miscellaneous crew), Michele Nitta (producer), Zen Shane Lim (actor), Michele Dodick (actress), Ingrid Ohmann (actress), Gordon Rudolph (actor), Ingrid Ohmann (miscellaneous crew), Liz Nunoda (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Short film, long title.

Dying on the Edge (2001)

Actors: Avery Schreiber (actor), Jasmine Guy (actress), Joseph Bologna (actor), Richard Tyson (actor), Harold Gould (actor), Renée Taylor (actress), Frederic Perrin (miscellaneous crew), John Heard (actor), Lochlyn Munro (actor), James Remar (actor), William Sanderson (actor), Phil Smoot (producer), Michael Laskin (actor), Gabriel Bologna (actor), Carrie L.A. (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,

Cecil B. DeMented (2000)

Actors: Ricki Lake (actress), Melanie Griffith (actress), Maggie Gyllenhaal (actress), Michael Shannon (actor), John Waters (actor), Roseanne Barr (actress), Mark Joy (actor), Kevin Nealon (actor), Rick Kain (actor), Stephen Dorff (actor), Adrian Grenier (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Ken Arnold (actor), Alicia Witt (actress), Mink Stole (actress),

Plot: In Baltimore, guerrilla filmmaker Cecil B. Demented leads a band of cinema revolutionaries who kidnap Honey Whitlock, a bitchy and aging movie star of big-budget froth. Cecil wants her in his movie, a screed against Hollywood they film during blitzkrieg attacks on a multiplex, a Maryland Film Commission press conference, and the set of a "Forrest Gump" sequel. He insists on celibacy; the cast and crew channel sexual energy into the production. With a family-values coalition, aggrieved Teamsters, and the police on their trail, Cecil needs help from porno, kung-fu, and drive-in audiences. What about Honey? Will she bolt or refuse to act? Or will she hit her marks and light up the screen?

Keywords: actress, assisted-suicide, baltimore-maryland, bearded-woman, black-comedy, blank-bullet, blindfold, blood-splatter, body-landing-on-a-car, bong
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Demented forever! Long live guerilla film making!

Quotes:

Cherish: All my directors fuck me.::Cecil: I am not all your directors! I am Cecil B. Demented!

Sniffles: Nobody here but us whackers.

Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium, Lyle? Drugs are so retro.::Lyle: Before I became a drug addict, I had so many problems. Now I just have one - Drugs! It's given my life real focus.

Cecil: I have a vision!

Fidget: Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?

[takes a big sip from a chalice]::Raven: It's goat's urine. Want some?

Cecil: Power to the people who punish bad cinema!

Cecil: Demented forever!

Cecil: Death to mainstream cinema!

Petie: Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls!

Crash (1996)

Actors: Howard Shore (composer), David Cronenberg (director), Robert Lantos (producer), Elias Koteas (actor), Jeremy Thomas (producer), David Cronenberg (writer), David Cronenberg (producer), James Spader (actor), Peter MacNeill (actor), Rosanna Arquette (actress), Boyd Banks (actor), Holly Hunter (actress), David Cronenberg (actor), Deborah Kara Unger (actress), Ronald Sanders (editor),

Plot: Since a road accident left him with serious facial and bodily scarring, a former TV scientist has become obsessed by the marriage of motor-car technology with what he sees as the raw sexuality of car-crash victims. The scientist, along with a crash victim he has recently befriended, sets about performing a series of sexual acts in a variety of motor vehicles, either with other crash victims or with prostitutes whom they contort into the shape of trapped corpses. Ultimately, the scientist craves a suicidal union of blood, semen, and engine coolant, a union with which he becomes dangerously obsessed.

Keywords: accident-victim, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, adultery, airplane, airport, alienated-sexuality, anal-sex, apocalypse, attraction, automobile
Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: The most controversial film you will ever see. Life is a highway Love in the dying moments of the twentieth century.

Quotes:

[Vaughan is being tattooed]::Vaughan: It's too clean.::Tattooist: Medical tattoos are supposed to be clean.::Vaughan: But this is not a medical tattoo. It's a prophetic tattoo. Prophecy is ragged and dirty... so make it ragged and dirty.

James Ballard: I'm beginning to feel like a potted plant.

Vaughan: The car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event.

James Ballard: Katherine, are you all right?::Catherine Ballard: James. I don't know.::James Ballard: Are you Hurt?::Catherine Ballard: I think I'm all right... [James starts groping and kissing his wife]... I think I'm all right.::James Ballard: Maybe the next time, darling. Maybe the next time.

Vaughan: I've always wanted to drive a crashed car.::James Ballard: You could get your wish at any moment.::Vaughan: No, I mean a crashed car with a history. Camus' Facel Vega, Nathaniel West's station wagon, Grace Kelly's Rover 3500. Just fix it enough to get it rolling. Don't clean it, don't touch anything else.

James Ballard: Do you see Kennedy's assassination as a special kind of car crash?::Vaughan: The case could be made.

Vaughan: Seagrave? You couldn't wait for me? You did the Jayne Mansfield crash without me? And the dog... the dog is beautiful!

Vaughan: [talking into microphone as he walks around the car] Don't worry. That guy's gotta see us. Don't worry. That guy's gotta see us... These were the confident last words of the brilliant, young Hollywood star James Dean as he piloted his Porsche 550 Spyder race car toward a date with death along a lonely stretch of California two-lane blacktop Route 466... Don't worry that guy's gotta see us. The year... 1955. The day... September 30. The time... Now. The first star of our show is Little Bastard. James Dean's racing Porsche. He named it after himself and had his racing number - 130 - painted on it.

Vaughan: [speaking into microphone] I myself shall play the role of Dean's racing mechanic Rolf Voudrich, sent over from the Porsche factory in Zuffenhausen, Germany. Now, this mechanic was himself fated to die in a car crash in Germany 26 years later.

James Ballard: After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda, almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident.

Torch Song (1993)

Actors: Bob Minor (actor), Chris Connelly (actor), Lee Holdridge (composer), Raquel Welch (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), George Newbern (actor), Jack Scalia (actor), Julian Holloway (actor), Alicia Silverstone (actress), Lee Garlington (actress), Paul Rubell (editor), Nancy Fish (actress), Susannah Brengel (miscellaneous crew), Laura Innes (actress), Robert M. Moore (costume designer),

Genres: Drama,

The Seven Little Foys (1955)

Actors: Bob Hope (actor), Richard Keene (actor), Len Hendry (actor), Billy Gray (actor), Herbert Heyes (actor), Dabbs Greer (actor), Milton Frome (actor), Oliver Blake (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Joe Flynn (actor), King Donovan (actor), Sam Harris (actor), James Cagney (actor), Harry Cheshire (actor), Mike Lally (actor),

Plot: Vaudeville entertainer Eddie Foy, who has vowed to forever keep his act a solo, falls in love with and marries Italian ballerina Madeleine. While they continue to tour the circuit, they begin a family and before long have seven little Foys to clutter the wings. After tragedy threatens to stall Eddie's career, he comes to realize that his little terrors are worth their weight in gold.

Keywords: 1890s, 1900s, 1910s, 19th-century, 20th-century, absent-father, actor, aunt, backstage, ballerina
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Drama, Family, Musical,
Taglines: The story of a husband who didn't have time to come home! Daddy couldn't get home, so the kids all trouped down to Broadway and got into the act. The incredible, incomparable story of America's most fabulous family!

Quotes:

Clara Morando: Signor Foy, we are going to have a baby.::Madeleine Morando Foy: I wanted to tell you, Eddie, but Clara said to wait.::Barney Green: If you're interested, it happened in Capri.::Eddie Foy: ...Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, one and all. It is nice of you to let me im on it. There any other late bulletins? [to Clara] You seem to know everything! What's it gonna be - a boy or a girl?::Clara Morando: It will be an Italian!::Eddie Foy: It's one thing we're getting through customs!

Madeleine Morando Foy: I love him when he gets angry. And he gets angry all the time. How many women can love their husband all the time?

Eddie Foy: Anybody in New Rochelle would be happy to leave New Rochelle.

Eddie Foy: What do you need friends for?... you've got all the friends and enemies you need right here in the family.

Redheads on Parade (1935)

Actors: William Austin (actor), Eddie Fetherston (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), James Donlan (actor), Billy Engle (actor), Alan Dinehart (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), John Boles (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), Neal Burns (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Hooper Atchley (actor), George Blair (actor), William B. Davidson (actor), Jack Haley (actor),

Genres: Musical,