Hitch (film)

Black Ribbon (2013)

Actors: Ryan Stockstad (writer), Ryan Stockstad (producer), Andrew Kadikian (producer), Andrew Kadikian (editor), Andrew Kadikian (director), Aza Allen (actor), Carl Solomon (actor), Aaron Lee Harvey (actor), Jason Flowers (actor), Allen Merritt (actor), Miranda Downey (actress), Chad Newhall (actor), Pedro Mateo (miscellaneous crew), Darielle Deigan (actress), Nestor Estrada (composer),

Genres: Horror, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: Six friends. One mystery.

Cheater's Relief (2012)

Actors: Priyom Haider (editor), Priyom Haider (actor), Priyom Haider (producer), Priyom Haider (producer), Priyom Haider (writer), Priyom Haider (director), William Howard Bowman (actor), Ruben Dante (actor), Jodi Bagley (actress), Andy Levin (producer), Adriano Rama (composer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Having problems with your boyfriend or girlfriend? Don't want to desert them but still want an adventure or escapade? Mr. Walker will teach you how.

Margaritas on the Road (2011)

Actors: Natasha Paris (producer), Natasha Paris (director), Natasha Paris (writer), Amy Gilbert (miscellaneous crew), Ron E. Harris (miscellaneous crew), Bryson Funk (actor), Vanessa Cook (actress), Kimberly Nguyen (actress), Claudia Baillargeon (writer), Claudia Baillargeon (producer), Derek Rock (actor), Felicia Taylor (actress), Halimah Iman (producer), Blake Edward Johnson (producer), Odera Nduka (costume designer),

Plot: K-One, X-Elle and Red give up their career for a life on the road. Fearless, audacious and witty, they have shaped their own life style and enjoy every minute of it. On their way, they pick up Thomas, a hitchhiker. Little does he know that his life will take a new turn.

Keywords: mockumentary, webseries
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Short,

Date Movie (2006)

Actors: Paul Hirsch (editor), Brian McMillan (miscellaneous crew), Carmen Electra (actress), David Kitay (composer), Alyson Hannigan (actress), Curt Clendenin (miscellaneous crew), Fred Willard (actor), Jennifer Coolidge (actress), Judah Friedlander (actor), Lil' Jon (actor), Eddie Griffin (actor), Tony Cox (actor), Arnon Milchan (producer), Kevin A. Canamar (miscellaneous crew), Tom Lenk (actor),

Plot: Julia Jones is unhappy. She's overweight, spends forever working at her fathers diner, and believes she will always be lonely. This is until she meets Grant Fockyerdoder. Before they can have their dream wedding, they must meet each others parents and survive the scheming Andy.

Keywords: accordion, all-day-lollipop, american-flag, baby, bachelor, baseball-bat, basketball, best-man, beverly-hills, big-booty
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Everyone wants a happy ending. For people who LOVE date movies and people who HATE them. From Two Of The Six Writers Of Scary Movie! The Feel-You-Up Movie Of The Year An Unprotected Comedy Get Your Date To Come This February

Quotes:

Frank Jones: Put some hummus on it

Galdalf: [Gandlaf is hit in the crotch] My precious!

Julia Jones: You had me at hello.::Grant Funkyerdoder: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.

Nicky: Thinking about the honeymoon makes my sack all quivery and shit.

Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.::Julia Jones: How do you...?::Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.

Andy: Grant told me you were pretty, but he didn't mention that you were flat-chested. How cute.

Andy: [to Grant] Choose me. Marry me!

Grant Funkyerdoder: [voice-over reading his message to Julia] If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.::Julia Jones: On the internet?::Grant Funkyerdoder: [still in voice-over] No, not in "You've Got Mail," in "Sleepless in Seattle."

Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.::Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey...::Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.

Andy: I'll give you two grand if I can fuck you in the ass.

Suspicious Mind (2006)

Actors: Ryan Hunter (actor), Robert H. Wainwright (actor), Gary Mancini (editor), Gary Mancini (director), Gary Mancini (writer), Gary Mancini (producer), Alexandra Kelly (actor), Sydnee Howard (actress), Fiona Mancini (producer), Patrick Moore (composer), Sarah Tamzin Woodward (actress), Kat Ketley (actress), Jackson Payne (actor), John-Paul McCrohon (actor), Alexandra Kelly (actress),

Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Falling in love can be murder!

The Shelter (2005)

Actors: Debbie Rochon (actress), David Chattam (actor), J.D. Hart (actor), Craig Sawyer (actor), George Demick (editor), George Demick (director), Linda Wylie (actress), B.J. Brown (actor), Roxanne Benjamin (actress), Melanie McCullough (actress), Frank Fox (producer), Frank Fox (actor), Bruce Conklin (actor), Lynda Cameron (actress), Brandon Boyd (actor),

Plot: Death has come to a small southern town. A biological weapon has been unleashed, driving residents insane before killing them. A small group of soldiers and civilians take refuge in a bunker for chemical warfare. Their sanctuary may turn into their tomb. Water is low and one of them will do what ever it takes to stay alive. When the end of the world comes are you safe in ... The Shelter

Genres: Drama,

If Only (2004)

Actors: Jennifer Love Hewitt (actress), Tom Wilkinson (actor), Neville Phillips (actor), Rob McEntegart (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Love Hewitt (producer), Adrian Johnston (composer), Jim Jaffe (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey Silver (producer), William M. Anderson (editor), Sue Field (miscellaneous crew), Terence Harvey (actor), Gil Junger (director), Moritz Borman (producer), Gil Junger (producer), Martin Joy (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: After his impetuous musician girlfriend, Samantha, dies in an accident shortly after they had a fight (and nearly broke up), a grief-stricken British businessman, Ian Wyndham, living in London gets a chance to relive the day all over again, in the hope of changing the events that led up to her getting killed.

Keywords: american-abroad, awkward-situation, bare-chested-male, beer, blood, blood-on-face, boxer-shorts, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, break-up, car-crash
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: His love for her forced fate to change. He loved her like there was no tomorrow.

Quotes:

Samantha Andrews: Read one word and I'll kill you!::Ian Wyndham: [looks at her, scared to death] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!::Samantha Andrews: I was just kidding! I was just kidding!

Ian Wyndham: I Love you.::Samantha Andrews: Ooh I Love you too.::Ian Wyndham: I wanna tell you why I love you.::Samantha Andrews: It's... It's raining, you know that right.::Ian Wyndham: I have to tell you this and you need to hear it. I loved you since I met you, but I wouldn't allow myself to truly feel it until today. I was always thinking ahead, making decisions soaked with fear... Today, because of you... what I learned from you; every choice I made was different and my life has completely changed... and I've learned that if you do that, then you're living your life fully... it doesn't matter if you have five minutes or fifty years. Samantha if not for today, if not for you I would never have known love at all... So thank you for being the person who taught me to love... and to be love.::Samantha Andrews: I don't know what to say.::Ian Wyndham: You don't have to say anything... I just wanted to tell you.

Ian Wyndham: I adore you.::Samantha Andrews: [with tears in her eyes] I don't wanna be adored! I wanna be loved.

Ian Wyndham: Close your eyes. Happy graduation.::Samantha Andrews: Oh my God.::Ian Wyndham: Some of the charms are old and some are new. That's a musical note, a violin. This one is a flower, what is no sense of matter at all, except it was exquisite much like yourself. Let's see... the train that we took today. And... that's the Eiffel Tower that you've always wanted to see. And... this frying pan, cause you are the only person that I know that can actually do the flipping thing. And... this one's a heart... my heart... it's yours now.

Ian Wyndham: I guess what I'm trying to say is... I want to soldier on. I really do. Okay?::Samantha Andrews: No.::Ian Wyndham: No what?::Samantha Andrews: I don't... want to soldier on.::Samantha Andrews: Ian, if I were to stay in London now, it would be for you. For us. And I would do that in a heartbeat if I knew we were really special.::Ian Wyndham: We are.::Samantha Andrews: Really? You never tell me how you feel or talk about yourself. You don't want to meet my family. You forgot my graduation. We run into my favorite student and you act as if he has something contagious.::Samantha Andrews: Ian, I know you have the best intentions, but I feel like I'm a really high second priority to you. That hurts. And the worst part is I'm starting to get used to it.::Ian Wyndham: I don't understand.::Samantha Andrews: I know. That's what kills me.::Samantha Andrews: If there had just been one day Ian, one day where nothing else matters but us.::Ian Wyndham: I adore you.::Samantha Andrews: I don't want to be adored, I want to be loved.::Samantha Andrews: I can't do this anymore.

Samantha Andrews: Feed me or face the consequences.

Taxi Driver: What if she never came back?::Ian Wyndham: What sort of a question is that?::Taxi Driver: Well, go on, picture it. You wave goodbye at the airport, she gets on the airplane, you never see her again... could you live with that?::Ian Wyndham: No... No, I couldn't.::Taxi Driver: Well, then you know what to do. Appreciate her and what you have. Just love her.

Eternal Virgins (2003)

Actors: Kylie Wylde (actress), Rob Spallone (producer), William Margold (actor), Jim Holliday (actor), Jewel Valmont (actress), August (actress), Chloe Dior (actress), Noname Jane (actress), Alex Sanders (actor), Shayla LaVeaux (actress), Steve Hatcher (actor), Rio Mariah (actress), Monica Mayhem (actress), Taylor Rain (actress), Jim Holliday (writer),

Genres: Adult,

Raffaella Rapapenis (1996)

Actors: Fernando Herranz (writer), Fernando Herranz (editor), Fernando Herranz (actor), Fernando Herranz (director), Eduard Cujó (actor), Eduard Cujó (director), Daniel Imbernón (writer), Daniel Imbernón (actor), Daniel Imbernón (composer), Daniel Imbernón (writer), Jordi Serrano (actor), Iván Imbernón (actor), Iván Imbernón (writer), Ángel Espinosa (actor), Antonio León (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Musical, Short,

Slipstream (1973)

Actors: Scott Hylands (actor), John Dunning (miscellaneous crew), Eric Clapton (composer), Tony Lower (editor), Luke Askew (actor), William Fruet (writer), Van Morrison (composer), James Margellos (producer), Harold Greenberg (producer), Joseph Golland (actor), David Acomba (director), Allan Anderson (actor), Eli Rill (actor), Patti Oatman (actress), Linda Houston (actress),

Plot: Popular, but mysterious rock D.J Mike Mallard (Askew) (who broadcasts his show from an isolated farmhouse) is one day found by a four young people who land their plane nearby his farm. One of them, Kathy (Oatman), falls for Mallard who is also battling with his producer (Rill) over his refusal to play the commercial music that the radio station and record companies want him to play.

Keywords: caught-having-sex, d.j., female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, free-love, independent-film, male-frontal-nudity, male-nudity, nude-horseback-riding, nudity
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: A D.J. in search of the right sound.