Zorro XXX: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody (2012)

Actors: Ashli Orion (miscellaneous crew), Nikki Charm (miscellaneous crew), Alec Knight (actor), Ramon Nomar (actor), Vicki Chase (actress), Gracie Glam (actress), Tommy Gunn (actor), Jordan Septo (director), Brooklyn Lee (actress), Jynx Maze (actress), Tasha Reign (actress), Tom Byron (actor), Craig Daze (editor), Lacie James (actress), Jesse Jama (producer),

Genres: Adult,

Quotes:

[first lines]::Don Diego: Wake up, Alejandro. We need to talk.

[first title card]::Title Card: Oppression ~ by its very nature ~ creates the power that crushes it. A champion arises ~~ a champion of the oppressed ~ wheather it be a cromwell or someone un-recorded, he will be there. He is born.

Bandidas (2006)

Actors: Olivier Bériot (costume designer), Ariel Zeitoun (producer), Sam Shepard (actor), Luc Besson (writer), Ana Ofelia Murguía (actress), Luc Besson (producer), Ernesto Gómez Cruz (actor), Gary Carlos Cervantes (actor), Dwight Yoakam (actor), Humberto Elizondo (actor), Salma Hayek (actress), Penélope Cruz (actress), Steve Zahn (actor), Marie-Noelle Hauville (miscellaneous crew), Romuald Drault (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In 1848, a New York bank wants to put a railroad across Mexico, so it buys up small banks around Santa Rita, Durango, and evicts farmers on the proposed rail line who owe money. The bank's henchman is the murderous Jackson. He runs afoul of two women, María, the tough but uneducated daughter of a farmer, and Sara, the European-educated daughter of the owner of one of these banks. To feed the now landless people and to seek revenge, María and Sara become bank robbers, veritable Robin Hoods. But Jackson and his hired guns are after them. What are the women's options?

Keywords: 1840s, 19th-century, alarm, bank, bank-heist, bank-robbery, church, cleavage, cowgirl, duo
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Western,
Taglines: Buscadas...vivas o muertas. (Wanted...alive or dead.) Wild, sexy, and action packed! No man can come between them! (DVD) Wanted...alive or dead (DVD) Being BAD never looked so GOOD! (DVD) Definitely wanted

Quotes:

Sara Sandoval: And that is nothing to be ashamed about!

Maria Alvarez: [after being saved from drowning by Sara] I guess this makes us friends...::Sara Sandoval: I don't know about friends but partners, definitely.

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

Tyler Jackson: Always count your bullets, senoritas

Quentin Cooke: Hola. Are you Padre Pablo?::Padre Pablo: Yes.::Quentin Cooke: May I come in?::Padre Pablo: No.::Quentin Cooke: I thought the house of God was open to all people at all times.::Padre Pablo: It is. But God is not at home right now. He is down the road at the orphanage.

Tyler Jackson: Your gold. Or, rather, should I say, my gold.::Governor: I'm not following you.::Tyler Jackson: No, sir, you're not. [Pushing the Governor out of the train]

Maria Alvarez: [to her horse] Wait for me here. Don't talk to anyone.

[after the priest catches her and Maria having a brawl in the church over the stolen money]::Sara Sandoval: Uh, we were just debating the basic economic theories of wealth distribution.

Sara Sandoval: [practicing holding up the bank] Don't move!::Maria Alvarez: Get on the ground!::Sara Sandoval: How can they get on the ground if I told them not to move?::Maria Alvarez: Oh! Well... Get on the ground and don't move!

Ashe: Where's the Governor?::Tyler Jackson: He's out stretching his legs.::Ashe: I don't know what you mean.::Tyler Jackson: Well I guess he fell of the train.

O tesouro (1997)

Actors: Luis Zahera (actor), Manuel Manquiña (actor), Luis Tosar (actor), Evaristo Calvo (actor), Xan Cejudo (actor), Xaime Fandiño (director), Hilario Pino (producer), Maxo Barjas (actress), Carlos Regueira (producer), Manuel Conde (composer), Miguel Varela (actor), Ánxel Fole (writer), Teresa Horro (actress), Juan Vidal (actor), Víctor Lorenzo (actor),

Genres: Short,

El embarazado (1987)

Actors: Luis Barbero (actor), Andrés Pajares (actor), Andrés Pajares (writer), Andrés Pajares (director), Emma Ozores (actress), Mari Carmen Alvarado (actress), Juan Ignacio Galván (director), Juan Ignacio Galván (writer), Enrique Bariego (writer), José Luis Sánchez Codina (producer), Carmen Grey (actress), Anastasio de la Fuente (actor), Carlos Ruiz (actor), Virginia Mateos (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Duelo a muerte (1981)

Actors: Esperanza Roy (actress), Fernando Allende (actor), Fernando Allende (actor), Fernando Allende (actor), Mercedes Alonso (editor), Barta Barri (actor), Frank Braña (actor), José María Caffarel (actor), Eduardo Calvo (actor), Álvaro de Luna (actor), Alfonso del Real (actor), Alejandro de Enciso (actor), Rafael Romero Marchent (director), Fernando Sancho (actor), Rafael Romero Marchent (writer),

Genres: Western,

Damals in Sevilla (1975)

Actors: Alfred Struwe (actor), Klaus Bamberg (actor), Karl Sturm (actor), Wilfried Pucher (actor), Eberhard Schäfer (director), Swetlana Schönfeld (actress), Wolfram Handel (actor), Barbara Adolph (actress), Manfred Müller (actor), Sonja Hörbing (actress), Lutz Riemann (actor), Henry Krtschil (composer), Herbert Sievers (actor), Karin Boyd (actress), Manja Göring (actress),

Genres: Comedy,

Il sogno di Zorro (1975)

Actors: Maurizio Arena (actor), Mario Carotenuto (actor), Franco Franchi (actor), Franco Franchi (actor), Renato Malavasi (actor), Gianni Musy (actor), Mariano Laurenti (director), Ignazio Spalla (actor), Ubaldo Continiello (composer), Mario Colli (actor), Paola Tedesco (actress), Mario Mariani (writer), Rodolfo Licari (actor), Grazia Di Marzà (actress), Vito Pecori (actor),

Plot: General Ruarte has designs on Paco's fianceè Zaira. Paco often dreams of being Zorro and his two servants think of exploiting the situation : they give him sleeping pills which transform him into the undefeatable hero.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, mask, spoof
Genres: Western,

La sfida dei MacKenna (1970)

Actors: José Frade (producer), Roberto Camardiel (actor), Giovanni Cianfriglia (actor), Pablo G. del Amo (editor), Angelo Dessy (actor), Attilio Dottesio (actor), Alejandro de Enciso (actor), John Ireland (actor), Sergio Mendizábal (actor), Francesco De Masi (composer), León Klimovsky (writer), Mariano Vidal Molina (actor), León Klimovsky (director), Ferdinando Poggi (actor), Robert Woods (actor),

Genres: Western,

Quotes:

Jones: I don't think I'm gonna run anymore. I have a feeling maybe that this is where I've been running to.

Jones: Give me about fifty cents worth of wet.

Jones: Headin' somewhere special?::Bartender: No, just following my horse. When he gets tired, I get tired.

Maggie: Falling in love is like being hit with a bullet. You don't know it's happened until you're dead.

Maggie: Love is the only form of death you can recover from.

Jones: Pretty expensive place.::Maggie: Everything is expensive here - except life.

Don Diego: There's one thing that always amazes me about you. You are the madam of a bordello house, yet you speak like the Mother Superior of a convent. But why not! All your men confess to you.

L'invincibile cavaliere mascherato (1963)

Actors: Hélène Chanel (actress), Fortunato Misiano (producer), Daniele Vargas (actor), Clara Bindi (actress), Nerio Bernardi (actor), Amedeo Trilli (actor), Pierre Brice (actor), Ignazio Balsamo (actor), Aldo Bufi Landi (actor), Piero Pastore (actor), Nello Pazzafini (actor), Massimo Serato (actor), Guido Celano (actor), Tullio Altamura (actor), Umberto Lenzi (writer),

Genres: Adventure, Western,

Captain Blood (1935)

Actors: Halliwell Hobbes (actor), Sam Appel (actor), Lionel Atwill (actor), Holmes Herbert (actor), Robert Barrat (actor), Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor), Forrester Harvey (actor), Gene Alsace (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), Reginald Barlow (actor), E.E. Clive (actor), Harry Cording (actor), Pedro de Cordoba (actor), Errol Flynn (actor), Colin Kenny (actor),

Plot: Arrested during the Monmouth Rebellion and falsely convicted of treason, Dr. Peter Blood is banished to the West Indies and sold into slavery. In Port Royal, Jamaica the Governor's daughter Arabella Bishop buys him for £10 to spite her uncle, Col. Bishop who owns a major plantation. Life is hard for the men and for Blood as well. By chance he treats the Governor's gout and is soon part of the medical service. He dreams of freedom and when the opportunity strikes, he and his friends rebel taking over a Spanish ship that has attacked the city. Soon, they are the most feared pirates on the seas, men without a country attacking all ships. When Arabella is prisoner, Blood decides to return her to Port Royal only to find that it is under the control of England's new enemy, France. All of them must decide if they are to fight for their new King.

Keywords: 1600s, 1680s, action-hero, adventure-hero, agreement, based-on-novel, battle, beach, british-flag, candle
Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: THE MOST MAGNIFICENT & THRILLING SEA ADVENTURE EVER FILMED (original print ad - all caps) A million dollars worth of adventure! To do justice in words to its fascination is impossible! His sword carved his name across the continents - and his glory across the seas!

Quotes:

Dr. Peter Blood: Up that rigging, you monkeys! Aloft! There's no chains to hold you now. Break out those sails and watch them fill with the wind that's carrying us all to freedom!

Dr. Peter Blood: Nuttall, me lad, there's just one other little thing. Do you think you could find me a good stout piece of timber? About so thick and so long?::Honesty Nuttall: Yes, I think so.::Dr. Peter Blood: Then do so and lash it to your spine - it needs stiffening. Courage! We'll join you at midnight.

Crewman: [Captain Blood's ship has just received a terrible broadside from the one remaining French warship] We're sinking! What should we do?::Dr. Peter Blood: Do? We'll board a ship that's not sinking!

Dr. Peter Blood: It's entirely innocent, I am!

Prosecutor: Peter Blood... guilty or not guilty?::Dr. Peter Blood: It's entirely innocent, I am!::Clerk of the court: Take the stand and face his Lordship.::[Peter Blood does so]::Clerk of the court: Are you guilty or not guilty? You must use the right words.::Dr. Peter Blood: Words is it? Oh. Not guilty. And speaking of words, I'd like to say a few about the injustice of keeping an innocent man locked up for three months in such filth and heat and ill-feeding... that my chief regret is I didn't try to pull down the filthy fellow that sits on the throne!

Dr. Peter Blood: Men, I've just heard a startling piece of news - King James is kicked out of England and good King William reigns in his stead.::[the crew all cheer]::Dr. Peter Blood: For me this changes the shape of the world. For you who were slaves with me, it means that we're no longer slaves, that we once more have a home and a country. For you who are English it means a chance to fight for your native land... for I now propose to sail into Port Royal and take it from the French! Those of you who are not English will have to be content with fighting for Captain Blood... and the loot you'll find on the French ships. Are you willing to fight, men?::[the crew all cheer, "Aye"]

Dr. Peter Blood: For those of you who aren't English it means a chance to fight for Captain Blood *and* the loot you find on the French ships!

Sentry: Pirates! Spanish pirates!::Dr. Peter Blood: This is what I call a timely interruption! Though what'll come of it - the devil himself only knows!

Mrs. Barlow: You would think of geraniums when every other able-bodied man is out fighting!::Dr. Peter Blood: Hmm. It's out of favor I seem to be with you, my vinegary virgin.::Mrs. Barlow: Half the town is saying you're a Papist.::Dr. Peter Blood: Why? Because I've the sense to sleep this night instead of rushing to my ruin in a hopeless attempt to put this Duke of Monmouth on the throne? He'd be even worse than King James. Make haste with that cloak there, my pretty one.::Mrs. Barlow: And the other half of the town that defends you claims that you're just a coward.::Dr. Peter Blood: Mrs. Barlow, me darlin', you can tell 'em if you like that I've been most everywhere that fighting was in evidence: I fought for the French against the Spanish and the Spanish against the French... and I learned me seamanship in the Dutch navy. And having had adventure enough in six years to last me six lives, I came here. Hung up the sword and picked up the lancet; became a man of peace and not of war... a healer, not a slayer. And that I'm going to be as long as I'm on top of the sod and not under it.

Capt. Hobart: Who the devil may you be?::Dr. Peter Blood: Peter Blood, Medicinae Baccalaureus.::Capt. Hobart: Don't fling your French at me!::Dr. Peter Blood: Latin, my dull friend. It means I'm a doctor.::Capt. Hobart: Or a liar!::Dr. Peter Blood: If your wit were as big as your voice, me dear, it's the great man you'd be by this.::Capt. Hobart: You may find me great enough to hang you.::Dr. Peter Blood: 'Faith, yes, I don't doubt it. You've the looks and manners of a hangman.::Capt. Hobart: Take him away. And the others, too.