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Hairy Christmas to my lovely Twitter pals, it often feels like we're just having a little chat.

“@mrtiedt: APPLY NAO RT @theage: We're hiring! Want to be our new Social Media Editor? http://ow.ly/GjEPJ ” @ABCnewsIntern

You know it is possible Mark Simkin is neither left or right and has simply accepted a (presumably) well-paid and challenging gig.

“@damonayoung: My top ten numbers for 2014: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10” Ping @b0ringtweets

My subscription renewal for @BernardKeane came with books, a dvd and a hammock.

Maggie Beer's Christmas special is all "This ingredient is absolutely essential, you can only get it in my garden March through June".

@urthboy @cathywilcox1 today we are all Valerie.

@cathywilcox1 Shouldn’t you be ironing cartoons instead of drawing them?

@cathywilcox1 I'm still wishing she was ironing his y-fronts.

Relax, I have taken care of the Minister for Women.

Thank you to @davpope, @cathywilcox1 and @firstdogonmoon for being amazing (or just lucky*) in this new golden age of cartoonery. (*amazing)