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Our seasonal rationalist extravaganza Nine Lesson and Carols for Godless people wraps up its six-night run at London's Bloomsbury Theatre on Friday 23 December. For those who asked, or are interested, here are the line-ups from each night. The house band on every night was Martin White's Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra.

Sunday 18 Dec

Robin Ince
Matt Parker
Gav Osborn
Dean Burnett
Jo Neary
Richard Herring
Segue Sisters
Andrea Sella
INTERVAL
Alex Bellos
Helen Arney
Adam Rutherford
Darren Hayman
Chris Addison
David McAlmont
Matt Kirshen
Neil Hannon
Monday19 Dec
Robin Ince
Simon Singh
Matt Parker
Gav Osborn
Helen Keen
Jo Neary
Richard Herring
Segue Sisters
Andrea Sella
INTERVAL
Alexei Sayle
Richard Vranch
Philip Ball
Helen Arney
Aleks Krotoski
Josie Long
Darren Hayman
Mark Thomas
Tuesday 20 Dec
Robin ince
Isy Suttie
Simon Singh
Martin Austwick
Jo Neary
Jim Al-Khalili
Richard Herring
Grace Petrie
Alan Moore
INTERVAL
Lucy green
Helen Arney
Matt Parker
Gavin Osborm
Josie Long
Scroobius Pip
Mark Thomas
Wednesday 21 Dec
Robin Ince
Steve Mould
Isy Suttie
Ian Stone
Marcus Du Sautoy
Jo Neary
Gavin Osborn
Richard Herring
Grace Petrie
Alan Moore
INTERVAL
Josie Long
Helen Arney
Ben Norris
Segue Sisters
Ben GoldacreNick Doody
Matt Parker
Jim Bob
Thursday 22 Dec

Robin Ince

Steve Mould George Egg
Marcus Du Sautoy
Jo Neary
Phil Jeays
Richard Herring
Robyn Hitchcock
Bruce hood
Grace Petrie

INTERVAL
Josie Long
Helen Arney
Mark Miodownik
Segue Sisters
Ben Goldacre
Nick Doody
Matt Parker
Al Murray
Jim Bob
Friday 23 Dec

Robin Ince
Spacedog
Steve Mould
George Egg
Marcus Chown
Jo Neary
PBH
Richard Herring
Robyn Hitchcock
Tim Harford
Johnny Berliner

INTERVAL
Josie Long
Helen Arney
Andy Hamilton
Francesca Martinez
Yianni
Phil Jeays
Matt Parker
Stewart Lee

Tim Minchin's new Christmas song about Jesus cut from The Jonathan Ross Show

Comedy superstar (and rationalist) Tim Minchin was supposed to be on The Jonathan Ross Show this week. He'd even written a brand new song for it, as he explains on his blog:

"Being Christmas, I thought it would be fun to do a song about Jesus, but being TV, I knew it would have to be gentle. The idea was to compare him to Woody Allen (short, Jewish, philosophical, a bit hesitant), and expand into redefining his other alleged attributes using modern, popular-culture terminology."

The recording went ahead as planned last Tuesday, everyone involved enjoyed it, and Tim even managed to finish in time to shoot off to the Hammersmith Apollo to join Brian Cox on stage at Robin Ince's Uncaged Monkeys show.

But when the show airs tomorrow night, Tim will be nowhere to be seen:

"Subsequently, Suzi [the show's producer] and her team edited the show and everybody was happy. Suzi felt it had a nice balance of big-ticket celeb action, local talent, and a nice bit of that cheeky, iconoclastic spirit for which Jonathan is known and widely loved.

And then someone got nervous and sent the tape to ITV’s director of television, Peter Fincham.

And Peter Fincham demanded that I be cut from the show.

He did this because he’s scared of the ranty, shit-stirring, right-wing press, and of the small minority of Brits who believe they have a right to go through life protected from anything that challenges them in any way."

Fortunately, Tim already had the footage, and he's uploaded it to YouTube for people to judge for themselves. If you ask us, it's hard to imagine how the edifice of Christianity could have remained standing had the sensitive ears of Christian ITV viewers not been spared this gently blasphemous comedy number.

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas Day 9 - Mitch Benn

A special podcast series from New Humanist to mark the fourth year of our annual rationalist shows Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, and the release of the 20-track CD of last year's show, available now for £12 from gofasterstripe.com.

On the ninth, and final, day, musician and comedian Mitch Benn explains the true meaning of Christmas.



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Already published in the Godless Christmas series:

Day 1 – Robin Ince
Day 2 – Nick Doody
Day 3 – Adam Rutherford
Day 4 – Jim Bob
Day 5 - Ed Byrne
Day 6 - Helen Arney
Day 7 - Al Murray
Day 8 - Jo Neary

That's the end of our Godless Christmas podcast series, and the New Humanist office closes tomorrow for the holiday. As a reminder that we atheists have no desire to drain the magic from the season, here's a lovely piece on why it's good for the kids to believe in the man who gave his name to the festive period.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas Day 8 - Jo Neary

A special podcast series from New Humanist to mark the fourth year of our annual rationalist shows Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, and the release of the 20-track CD of last year's show, available now for £12 from gofasterstripe.com.


On the eighth day, here's Jo Neary with some handy Christmas gift ideas.





To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

Already published in the Godless Christmas series:

Day 1 – Robin Ince
Day 2 – Nick Doody
Day 3 – Adam Rutherford
Day 4 – Jim Bob
Day 5 - Ed Byrne
Day 6 - Helen Arney
Day 7 - Al Murray

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas Day 7 - Al Murray

A special podcast series from New Humanist to mark the fourth year of our annual rationalist shows Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, and the release of the 20-track CD of last year's show, available now for £12 from gofasterstripe.com.

On Day 7, here's Al Murray's Pub Landlord on an ancient English myth we can all believe in.



To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

Already published in the Godless Christmas series:

Day 1 – Robin Ince
Day 2 – Nick Doody
Day 3 – Adam Rutherford
Day 4 – Jim Bob
Day 5 - Ed Byrne
Day 6 - Helen Arney

Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People backstage audio and video

We've had two nights of Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People 2011 now, and our man backstage, Adam Smith, has been taking some great audio and video interviews with the performers. There's already lots for you to watch and listen to, and there'll be more coming over the next few days.

To get you started, here's our interview with stand-up-legend-turned-acclaimed-novelist Alexei Sayle, who compered the second half of last night's show:



Other videos recorded so far include comedian Mark Thomas on his People's Manifesto project, science writer Philip Ball on the origins of curiosity and Chris Addison on the science of farts. You can find all the videos on our YouTube channel.

Adam has also been recording short audio clips, which you can find on our Audioboo page. Divine Comedy fans may be interested to know there's one with Neil Hannon, who played on Sunday night.

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas – Day 6 Helen Arney

A special podcast series from New Humanist to mark the fourth year of our annual rationalist shows Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, and the release of the 20-track CD of last year's show, available now for £12 from gofasterstripe.com.

On Day 6, here's singer and comedian Helen Arney with a love song inspired by the habits of animals.



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Already published in the Godless Christmas series:

Day 1 – Robin Ince
Day 2 – Nick Doody
Day 3 – Adam Rutherford
Day 4 – Jim Bob
Day 5 - Ed Byrne

Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011

Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011

Christopher Hitchens has died, and we've lost one of the most elegant and powerful voices for reason, and a great friend of New Humanist. He once, very kindly, said of us that we were "part of the arsenal with which we must launch a – long overdue – defence of the Enlightenment", and his rousing spirit has inspired much of what we have done over the last few years. Here's an interview Laurie Taylor did with him for New Humanist back in 2002.

It's testament to the impact of the man's life and work that the internet has quickly filled with obituaries and tributes from friends, colleagues and readers. There's lots to read, but here in the New Humanist office we've found that there is no better way to remember the Hitch than by revisiting some of his greatest essays and columns. You'll find many of them on the website of Vanity Fair, where he was a contributing editor from 1992, and kept writing all through his prolonged illness.

And we all know the man could turn a phrase, so here's the Guardian's round-up of some his greatest quotes. It's hard to single out just one, but for this particular blog, this seems most appropriate:

"The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more." – The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Non-Believer, 2007

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas – Day 5 Ed Byrne

A special podcast series from New Humanist to mark the fourth year of our annual rationalist shows Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, and the release of the 20-track CD of last year's show, available now for £12 from gofasterstripe.com.

On the fifth day of Godless Christmas, we bring you a section from the set of one of last year's special guests, Ed Byrne, who talks about hanging out with Cern physicists and how Brian Cox's Wonders of the Solar System has left him with an intense sense of planetary pride.

Note: if there are kids around, this clip contains a spot of industrial language, specifically of the F-word variety.



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Already published in the Godless Christmas series:

Day 1 – Robin Ince
Day 2 – Nick Doody
Day 3 – Adam Rutherford
Day 4 – Jim Bob

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas – Day 4 Jim Bob (Carter USM)

It's day four of our pod mini-series The Nine Days of Godless Christmas, and today its the very talented Jim Bob singing a bit of an old classic. At the bottom you can find links to days 1-3.

If you'd like to hear more, all the clips are taken from the CD Ten Lessons and Carols for Godless People, which is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe for a Christmas-present-crisis-busting £12.

To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

Already live:

Day 1 featured comedian and compere of the shows Robin Ince, reading from one of the patron saints of rationalism, physicist Richard Feynman.

Day 2 featured comedian Nick Doody's song about Jesus's lovely hat

Day 3 Features science writer and broadcaster Adam Rutherford who gets 500 atheists reciting the Lord's prayer.

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas – Day 3 Adam Rutherford

To celebrate the return of our sell-out Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows this Christmas, we’re running a special series of podcasts, “The Nine Days of Godless Christmas”, featuring clips from last year’s shows.

Over the next couple of weeks we'll be bringing you nine of the best bits from 2010. If you'd like to hear more, all the clips are taken from the CD Ten Lessons and Carols for Godless People, which is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe for a Christmas-present-crisis-busting £12.

Day 3 Features science writer and broadcaster Adam Rutherford who gets 500 atheists reciting the Lord's prayer.

To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

Already live:

Day 1 featured comedian and compere of the shows Robin Ince, reading from one of the patron saints of rationalism, physicist Richard Feynman.

Day 2 featured comedian Nick Doody's song about Jesus's lovely hat

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas - Day 2 Nick Doody

To celebrate the return of our sell-out Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows this Christmas, we’re running a special series of podcasts, “The Nine Days of Godless Christmas”, featuring clips from last year’s shows.

Over the next couple of weeks we'll be bringing you nine of the best bits from 2010. If you'd like to hear more, all the clips are taken from the CD Ten Lessons and Carols for Godless People, which is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe for a Christmas-present-crisis-busting £12.

Day 2 Features comedian Nick Doody with his song celebrating the Messiah's titfer

To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

Already live:

Day 1 featuredcomedian and compere of the shows Robin Ince, reading from one of the patron saints of rationalism, physicist Richard Feynman.

The Nine Days of Godless Christmas podcasts – Day 1 Robin Ince

To celebrate the return of our sell-out Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows this Christmas, we’re running a special series of podcasts, “The Nine Days of Godless Christmas”, featuring clips from last year’s shows.

Over the next couple of weeks we'll be bringing you nine of the best bits from 2010. If you'd like to hear more, all the clips are taken from the CD Ten Lessons and Carols for Godless People, which is available to buy from Go Faster Stripe for a Christmas-present-crisis-busting £12.

Day 1 features comedian and compere of the shows Robin Ince, reading from one of the patron saints of rationalism, physicist Richard Feynman.



To listen, use the player above, subscribe via RSS or email, or download the full file via our podcast page, where you can also find the full archive of all our podcasts. We're also on iTunes - just search for "New Humanist" in the store and select the podcast subtitled "The podcast for godless people".

January issue of New Humanist – on sale 15 December

The Americans are coming! The new issue of New Humanist pays tribute to the special relationship, with some awesome US-themed content.

Our cover story is by Brooklyn-based journalist Abby Ohlheiser and takes a look at the Republican candidates going after the God ‘n’ Guns voters in their attempt to secure the presidential nomination. With cover-star Sarah Palin out of the running, we look at how she is positioning herself as kingmaker in the race to take on Obama.

In a more personal vein, Washington DC-based journalist Jamila Bey writes about what it’s like to be black female and atheist in America. On the cultural front we pay tribute to America’s first family – no, not the Obamas – The Simpsons, and look back at their 22-years of satirising faith, American-style. Rounding up the US content we have persuaded Vanity Fair editor at large Cullen Murphy to write about what he discovered in the Vatican archives in writing his new book on the legacy of the Inquisition.

But it’s not all about the US of A – we also feature comedian Andy Hamilton on why he has sympathy for the Devil, biographer Claire Tomalin talks about the double life of Charles Dickens, Kitty Ferguson tells us why Stephen Hawking is such an iconic scientist, we talk to Middle East expert Fuad Nahdi about the Arab Spring and what comes next, and Sally Feldman tells us why it’s not humanist to diet. New Year nourishment from New Humanist.

To get your copy, why not take the rational option and subscribe for just £21 (£25 non-UK)? Or you will find us in hundreds of stores nationwide, including selected WH Smiths (use the store finder box on our home page to find a stockist).

Kenan Malik essay for New Humanist up for blog prize

Just a quick post to point out that Kenan Malik's essay "Rethinking the idea of 'Christian Europe", which was originally published on his blog and later became the piece "The last Crusade" in our November issue, is in contention for the Three Quarks Daily Politics and Social Science Prize.

Kenan's essay is currently 30th in the race for the prize, but voting is open until tomorrow (10 December), so if you like his work as much as we do, please do help out by casting your vote.

For those of you who don't know Three Quarks Daily, it's a great blog that links to interesting articles on current affairs, science, art, culture and so forth - it's well worth bookmarking.

Half of Britons now non-religious, finds respected British Social Attitudes survey

The British Social Attitudes report, a highly-regarded annual survey of the British public's views on a wide range of social and political subjects, has found that 50 per cent of people now regard themselves as not belonging to a particular religion.

As those who have followed the debate over the census religion question (which in 2001 found almost 72 per cent of people to be Christian) will know, attempts to measure religiosity produce vastly different results according to how the question is phrased. As is explained in the full report, the BSA's religion statistics are obtained using three questions, the first being "Do you regard yourself as belonging to any particular religion? IF YES: which?". In the latest survey, published today, the results are as follows:

No religion: 50%
Church of England/Anglican: 20%
Other Christian: 15%
Roman Catholic: 9 %
Non-Christian: 6%

Analysis of past BSA surveys, which date back to 1983, reveal a significant shift over the past three decades. In 1983, 31 per cent said they had no religion, compared with 40 per cent in 2005 and 50 per cent in 2010. While the numbers of non-religious have risen, the figures for the Church of England have fallen dramatically, with 40 per cent identifying as C of E in 1983, compared with 26 per cent in 2005 and 20 per cent in 2010.

The BSA's second religion question focuses on whether people were brought up in religions (you can view those results by taking a look at the report), while the third question focuses on religious attendance: "Apart from such special occasions as weddings, funerals and baptisms, how often nowadays do you attend services or meetings connected with your religion?"

The overall results for this question, which was asked of all those who said they are affiliated to a religion or grew up in a religion, show that 56 per cent never attend religious services. Again, there is particularly bad news for the Church of England: 48 per cent of adherents say they never attend church, with just 8 per cent saying they attend weekly and 10 per cent monthly. 25 per cent say they attend on an annual basis. Catholics, meanwhile, show higher levels of brand loyalty: 29 per cent never attend, but 28 per cent attend weekly and 17 per cent attend monthly. 20 per cent say they make it to church once a year.

The survey also breaks the results down according to age, and here it becomes starkly clear how rapidly religiosity is falling in the UK. While only 28 per cent of those aged 65 and over identify as non-religious, for other age groups the figures are as follows:

18-24 years: 64%
25-34 years: 57%
35-44 years: 60%
45-54 years: 51%
55-64 years: 47%

So what does all this mean? The author of the religion section of the BSA survey, Lucy Lee, offers an interesting conclusion, which I think is worth reproducing here:

"Britain is becoming less religious, with the numbers who affiliate with a religion or attend religious services experiencing a long-term decline. And this trend seems set to continue; not only as older, more religious generations are replaced by younger, less religious ones, but also as the younger generations increasingly opt not to bring up their children in a religion – a factor shown to strongly link with religious affiliation and attendance later in life.

What does this decline mean for society and social policy more generally? On the one hand, we can expect to see a continued increase in liberal attitudes towards a range of issues such as abortion, homosexuality, same-sex marriage, and euthanasia, as the influence of considerations grounded in religion declines. Moreover, we may see an increased reluctance, particularly among the younger age groups, for matters of faith to enter the social and public spheres at all. The recently expressed sentiment of the current coalition government to “do” and “get” God (Warsi, 2011) therefore may not sit well with, and could alienate, certain sections of the population."

Away from the religion issue, there's lots of other interesting information in the BSA survey, covering a range of issues from education to the environment. You can see the full report on the website of the "National Centre for Social Research", which conducts the survey.

Uncaged Monkeys: see Robin Ince, Brian Cox, Tim Minchin and more

Fans of our Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows, which have fully sold out for this year, may be interested to know that there are tickets available for Robin Ince's Uncaged Monkeys tour, starring Brian Cox, Tim Minchin, Simon Singh, Ben Goldacre, Helen Arney and Adam Rutherford.

The show's sold out in Brighton on 15 December, but there are still tickets available for the following dates and venues.

6 December: O2 Apollo, Manchester 

7 December: O2 Apollo Manchester

10 December: Pavilions, Plymouth

13 December: Hammersmith Apollo, London

14 December: Hammersmith Apollo, London

Full details on where to by tickets over on Robin Ince's website.

Virgin birth: Branson does the nativity

Not content with claiming space for his corporate empire, Richard Branson has reached back in time to claim the Virgin birth for Virgin. Here's an advent calendar that appears to have been sent to customers of his Virgin Media TV service, depicting the "NaTiVoty" (a plug for the company's TiVo digital TV box).

Of course Branson himself is included, but not as a mere shepherd, or even a wise man bending the knee to the baby Jesus. No. You'll need to cast your vision skywards, for there he is, depicted as the Angel Gabriel giving the thumbs up to proceedings on the ground in Bethlehem.

Happy Advent, everybody!

[Via @IainH and @HollyMix on Twitter]

Norwegian mass-murderer Anders Breivik declared insane

Anders Breivik killed 77 people in two attacks in Norway
on 22 July 2011

Just a quick post to note an interesting development in the case of Anders Breivik, the far-right extremist who killed 77 people in Norway in July. The BBC reports that the psychiatrists assessing him have concluded that he is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia and is living in his "own delusional universe where all his thoughts and acts are guided by his delusions".

Of course, it's not really possible for a distant observer to comment on Breivik's individual case or doubt the psychiatrists' assessment, but their conclusions do raise some interesting questions. While Breivik's justifications for the July massacres represent the most extreme manifestation of paranoia about the "Islamification" of Europe, many of the arguments he put forward in 2083: A European Declaration of Independence, the rambling "manifesto" he released online on the day of the attacks, are in line with wider discussion on the European far-right about Islam and the erosion of "Judeo-Christian culture". (Kenan Malik points out how widespread these ideas are in his essay in our latest issue.)

While paranoid schizophrenia may have led to Breivik's murderous actions, many on the far-right share a number of the views that make up his "delusional universe", as, indeed, do several more mainstream commentators in the European and American press. Whatever conclusions the Norwegian courts may reach about Breivik, such people should not be allowed to sidestep the questions raised by the appearance of their ideas in his "manifesto" by simply dismissing that document as the work of an insane criminal.

Bad Faith Award 2011: it's Dorries by a landslide

We'll be covering this properly in our January issue, which we're producing this week, but it would seem strange not to acknowledge that the poll for our Bad Faith Award, which we present annually to the year's leading enemy of reason, closed last night and that the winner is ... (drumroll, etc) .... the Conservative MP Nadine Dorries by a landslide.

It's been a fascinating race for the award this year, as for the first time in its five-year history one of the candidates took note of the fact that they had been nominated and began a campaign to ensure they emerged victorious. As many of you already know, Dorries, who was nominated on account of her twin attempts to change the law on abortion counselling and introduce abstinence-based sex education for girls, noticed she was in the running shortly after we opened the poll, and published a post on her infamous blog ("70 per cent fiction and 30 per cent fact") stating that "it's scary to think how many people out there hold such extreme views dressed up as acceptable in an online glossy magazine". Those "extreme views", in case you're wondering, were those of a "humanist" who had "recently commented that, not only did he believe that abortion was acceptable right up to the moment of birth, but that termination of a child's life was acceptable up until the point where the child had the ability to reason, understand and justify life".

This post attracted plenty of attention online, and Dorries, who had also taken the time to describe New Humanist as an "an anti-faith, anti-religious cult" in an interview with a local newspaper in her Bedfordshire constituency, quickly soared into the lead in our poll with over a thousand votes (having had just a few hundred prior to blogging about it herself). Unsurprisingly, many people (a good example being this post at Ministry of Truth) called on Dorries to provide a source for the "humanist" who had supposedly "recently" advocated infanticide, and justify why she had denounced humanists in general by means of this unsupported assertion, and she duly obliged by posting a second blog post, entitled "Humanists (2)" (thankfully she hasn't, as yet, ruined the franchise by releasing a third installment). In this post, the humanist who had "recently commented" on infanticide had become the Australian philosopher Peter Singer in the late 1970s, and Dorries cherrypicked some quotes from his substantial and complex work around animal rights and the suffering of severely disabled children to back up her assertion that humanists are in favour of abortion after birth. Dorries did not link directly to Singer's own work, or provide citations from his books, but instead offered a link to an evangelical website which had used the quotes.

By this point, Dorries had gained an unassailable lead in the poll, and her opponents, who included such heavyweights as the Daily Mail columnist Melanie Phillips and the Islamic fundamentalist Anjem Choudary, were left chasing shadows. By the time the poll closed yesterday, Dorries had gained 2,038 of a total 3,857 votes – a stunning 52.84 per cent share of the vote.

So, we can formally announce that Nadine Dorries, Conservative MP for Mid-Bedfordshire, is the winner, by landslide, of the 2011 New Humanist Bad Faith Award. At this point it's well worth noting that, while there was plenty of enjoyment to be had observing Dorries' outrage at her nomination, and picking apart her sweeping generalisations about humanists (which, as I suggested at the time, in my view betrayed, in spite of Dorries' own claim to be pro-choice, her lack of tolerance for anyone who dares to speak out against the anti-abortion lobby), there is a serious point behind her victory in this poll. While it is not, obviously, a scientific representation of national opinion, the fact that more than half of people voting in this poll opted for Dorries serves to highlight the weight of opposition that exists to the attacks she has mounted on abortion rights and comprehensive sex education. With her bill on abstinence due for a second reading in Parliament next year, Dorries will certainly be hearing more from her opponents in the coming months.

Undercover investigation exposes evangelical church claiming to "cure" HIV

Synagogue Church of All Nations has
branches in the UK, Greece,
Ghana and South Africa

An undercover investigation by Sky News has found that the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), a wealthy multi-national evangelical Christian organisation with a branch in London, has been claiming to "heal" HIV, and instructing sufferers to stop taking their medication.

A Sky News reporter, who is a genuine HIV sufferer, visited SCOAN's branch in Southwark, south-east London,  and was told by a pastor at the church, Rachel Holmes, that the ministry has a 100 per cent success-rate in healing HIV. The reporter was told that they could "discard their medication after their healing and that they would be free to start a family".

Sky report that churches in Manchester, Birmingham and Glasgow are also claiming to cure HIV, and state that "Medical professionals have told Sky News of at least six patients who have died after being told by various churches to stop taking their HIV tablets".

When given the opportunity to respond to Sky's investigation, SCOAN made the following statement:

"We are not the Healer; God is the Healer. Never a sickness God cannot heal. Never a disease God cannot cure. Never a burden God cannot bear. Never a problem God cannot solve.

"To His power, nothing is impossible. We have not done anything to bring about healing, deliverance or prosperity. If somebody is healed, it is God who heals.

"We must have a genuine desire if we come to God. We are not in position to question anybody's genuine desire. Only God knows if one comes with true desire. Only God can determine this.

"That is why, if anybody comes in the name of God, we pray for them. The outcome of the prayer will determine if they come genuinely or not."

New Humanist Podcast November 2011: featuring FGM, religion in schools, atheism in foxholes and Bad Faith

In our bumper November podcast, we bring you interviews with three of the contributors to our November/December issue, plus a discussion of the runners and riders in the compelling contest for our 2011 Bad Faith Award.

In the first segment (00:58), I talk to journalist Alice Onwordi, who writes in our current issue about the horrific scandal of girls from Britain being taken abroad to undergo Female Genital Mutilation. Alice explains what the practice entails, why it is considered necessary within certain African and Asian cultures, and why more needs to be done to prevent it (taking a girl abroad for FGM is illegal in Britain, but no one has ever been prosecuted for it).

Next, comedian Rob Deering tells editor Caspar Melville why he's frustrated by the lazy default Christianity being taught at his kids' primary school (08:37). The school is secular and non-religious, yet Rob has found that the teachers seem to frequently fall back on religious answers to some of the children's questions, usually, he suspects, simply as a way of sidestepping the need to offer a more complex answer.

In the third part, Caspar speaks to Royal Navy Petty Officer Chris Holden, who recently returned from a six-month posting with the Commandos in Afghanistan (16:30). During his time there, Chris says he lost count of the number of religious memorial services to fallen colleagues that he attended, and he tells us about the complex questions and emotions these services prompted for an atheist such as himself. Chris wrote about this for our November issue.

Next, Caspar and I discuss the race for our 2011 Bad Faith Award (23:00). After running through the shortlist, they explain why the Conservative MP Nadine Dorries has stormed into the lead with a staggering 52 per cent of the vote, having taken note of her nomination and gone public with her views on the matter. There's still time to vote in the poll until 28 November.

Finally (29:46), we end the podcast with a sneak preview of the newly-released audio CD of last year's Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People, which is available for a mere £12 from the excellent mirth-merchants at Go Faster Stripe (the perfect Christmas present for those special heathens in your life, surely?). Sit back and listen to the incomparable Stewart Lee, a 3-year veteran of the shows, explains why he has actually grown to hate them.

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South Park creators: Dawkins and the New Atheists have set atheism back a few decades

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker

When it comes to religion, the South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are equal-opportunities offenders, and it's an approach that has made them heroes to many atheists in age of heightened sensitivity around matters of faith. Last year, they stood up to the censors over the depiction of Muhammad alongside other religious figures in the 201st episdode of South Park (an episode which itself railed against hyper-sensitivity and censorship), and numerous faiths and belief systems have been lampooned during the show's 14-year history, including, famously, Scientology in the 2005 episode "Trapped in the Closet". More recently, the pair's latest project, the multi-award-winning Broadway musical The Book of Mormon, has seen them train their sights on the testament "revealed" to the 19th-centurt American prophet Joseph Smith.

In addition to fearlessly tackling supernatural beliefs, Parker and Stone have also satirised atheism, and in the 2006 South Park episode "Go God Go" saw Richard Dawkins enter into a passionate affair with South Park's transsexual teacher Mrs Garrison, having converted her from creationism to a belief in evolution. Much of the episode is set in the year 2546, when the world has become entirely non-religious, and several godless factions, each inspired by Dawkins, are at war over their interpretations of atheism.

Dawkins himself was unimpressed by his potrayal ("I’m buggered if I like being portrayed as a cartoon character buggering a bald transvestite. I wouldn’t have minded so much if only it had been in the service of some serious point, but if there was a serious point in there I couldn’t discern it."), and many atheists surely disagreed with Parker and Stone's characterisation of atheism as sharing religion's potential to descend into militancy and fundamentalism.

If you were one of those people, you may be slightly unhappy with Parker and Stone's latest take on Dawkins, which they put forward in an interview with the men's magazine Esquire. Asked about their positions on contentious issues, the pair point to the dangers of certainty and the importance of nuance:

'[T]he truth is that Parker and Stone, the creators of the decade's most extreme mass entertainment, are shockingly ... temperate. They say it themselves: "There is a middle ground, and most of us actually live in this middle ground." Consider the short film that launched South Park — The Spirit of Christmas.

On one side, Jesus demanded that Christmas be about remembering His birthday. Santa shouted that Christmas was about giving. They kung-fu-battled until they were rolling on the ground, strangling each other.

"The boys were in the middle saying, 'This is fucked up,' " said Parker. "Any side who thinks they're totally right is fucked up. That's the heart of every show."'

 They then proceed to apply this view to the debate over religion, and the work of Dawkins: 

'Consider, too, The Book of Mormon. For a play that includes the insertion of a holy text up a missionary's rectum, it actually offers a nuanced view of religion. Mormonism may be odd, but it produces kind, thoughtful, mostly happy people. "They always look like they're just about to break out into song anyways," Stone has said.

Religion has its upsides — a position that rankles hardcore atheists such as Richard Dawkins.

"He's such a dick," said Stone. "You read his book and you're like, 'Yeah, I agree with that. But it's the most dicky way to put it... I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist."'

It is, of course, a common accusation levelled against Dawkins that his critique of religion is excessively forthright and lacking in nuance. What do you think of Parker and Stone's comments? Do they have a point, or are you disappointed that they have bought into the trend of depicting the "New Atheists" as unreasonable and aggressive?

Baroness Warsi: Anjem Choudary and co are not Muslims

Baroness Warsi

I'm aware that this is the second time in the last month or so that I've posted on arguments made by Baroness Warsi, the Conservative Party chair (take one here), but I was so bemused by her latest comments that I felt like I needed to flag them up here.

In a video interview with the Guardian's John Harris, Warsi discusses the recent banning of Muslims Against Crusades, the extremist Islamist group run by Anjem Choudary. She argues that the group's activities, which have included burning Remembrance Day poppies and supposedly establishing "Sharia Controlled Zones" in UK cities, mean that they can no longer be considered to be Muslims:

"From the Islam that I have been taught, and grown up with … and most people have been bought up with, it has to be rationed, reasoned, contextualised. Now if you detach reason from religion, then you are no longer a follower of that faith. If you are a follower of a religion that is so clear in its support of humanity [and you behave the way they do] then you are no longer part of that faith."

These comments are worth analysing further, as they relate to the argument that there is somehow a "proper" form of Islam that can be contrasted with extremist forms (similar arguments are made regarding Christian extremism), but it was Warsi's next statement that prompted me to write this post:

"Now I could stand up and say, I actually am Chinese. You take one look at me and say, 'well you're not Chinese, you don't look Chinese, and there's nothing about you that would allow you to say that'. That doesn't stop me from saying it, but it doesn't make me Chinese either. In my view, I fundamentally believe that the minute they detach reason from religion, they're not part of that faith any more."

With this bizarre statement, Warsi provides a useful example of the way in which concepts such as "religion", "race", "ethnicity" and "nationality" are conflated and confused in debates over multiculturalism and identity. By comparing Anjem Choudary's claim to be Muslim to her own hypothetical claim to be Chinese, Warsi seems to be suggesting that religion is equivalent to nationality or ethnicity – something that you are born into and permanently identified with, rather than a belief system that you can acquire and make a decision to actively identify with. Yet, in the case of Choudary, this doesn't work because she is arguing that he has forfeited his right to be considered a Muslim because he has deviated from the "reason" that she considers to be a key element of the Islamic belief system. And, even if we leave aside that problem, there's still an issue with her Chinese example, particularly if we consider it to be a nationality rather than an ethnicity – is it not possible for someone to acquire a national identity? Or do you need to "look Chinese" in order to be Chinese? (And how would this affect different ethnic groups within China?) You only need to try applying this to being "British" or "English" for a sense of how confused it is. And once again, it's hard to see how this works in relation to Choudary and co, who certainly "look Muslim", because Warsi is talking about what he believes, not how he looks. By that logic, do you need to believe certain things in order to belong to a particular nationality or ethnic group?

All in all, very confusing stuff, highlighting just how confused the identity debate can be. For a spot of sanity, I found myself returning to this 2008 essay by Kenan Malik, in which he debunks the notion that people's cultural backgrounds irreversibly define who they are. I highly recommend it, and not just because we published it.

Meditation in the classroom – followers of The Beatles' guru look to establish more free schools

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was "spiritual
advisor" to The Beatles in the 1960s

Followers of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi – the Indian guru who became "spiritual advisor" to The Beatles in the 1960s – have applied to open three more state-funded "free schools", having opened their first in Ormskirk, Lancashire earlier this year.
At the existing Maharishi Free School, which operated as a private school for 25 years before converting to a free school in September, pupils practise the guru's "Transcendental Meditation" (TM) as part of their school day. According to the school's admission policy, once a child has been offered a place at the school they are expected to begin practising the meditation before beginning to attend, and it is expected "that at least one carer/parent also learn TM at the same time as the child". As the British Humanist Association point out, the second expectation is particularly bizarre, as it "in effect places a requirement of faith-based practice upon the carer/parent".

The Maharishi School Trust has now applied to open three new schools – one in Suffolk, one in Hampton and one in north London. In an Evening Standard report on the Hampton proposal, the trust's Richard Scott espouses the virtues of a Maharishi education:

"Kids think more clearly, the mind is quieter and they become more responsive as a result of the meditation, and it comes through in their results."

However, the BHA, which campaigns against the growth of faith-based academies under the new free schools legislation, has questioned the benefits of TM, telling the Standard:

"There is no robust evidence to show that transcendental meditation is more effective than other meditation and relaxation techniques, or well-taught health education."

The BHA's opposition to the Maharishi schools is expressed in more detail on it website, in a statement from Faith Schools Campaigner Richy Thompson:

"The BHA have serious concerns, which we have been voicing for some time now, that Free Schools are extremely attractive to evangelical and pseudoscientific groups, who previously would not have been able to set up state-funded schools. The fact that the Maharishi School Trust is now proposing to create three schools, which would not previously have existed even outside the state sector, shows that this concern is becoming a reality.

Just as we oppose schools that propose to teach a particular faith as true, or as we oppose the teaching of creationism, we would also oppose schools that teach other beliefs not supported by scientific evidence but instead based on irrational dogma."

If the Maharishi applications are successful, the three new schools will open for the beginning of the school year in 2013.

Muslims Against Crusades banned ahead of expected poppy burning demonstration

Anjem Choudary (centre) and followers present their perfectly
reasonable demands

The organisation run by the Islamist extremist Anjem Choudary will be banned from midnight tonight, hours before it was expected to conduct a "poppy burning protest" near London's Royal Albert Hall to coincide with tomorrow's Remembrance Day ceremonies (the group conducted a similar demonstration last year).

Well, that's surely the last we'll hear from Muslims Against Crusades, formerly the now-banned Islam4UK, which was formerly the now-banned Al Ghurabaa, which was formerly the now-banned Al Muhajiroun...

"Atheist" still the dirtiest word in US politics

As the race for the Republican nomination for the 2012 US presidential election gathers momentum, and Barack Obama continues to struggle in the face of the faltering US economy, it's tough to call who will take office in January 2013.

These are unpredictable times, but one aspect of US politics remains constant – the American public would still not accept a non-religious president. The Public Religion Research Institutes's 2011 American Values Survey, which was released yesterday, finds that 48 per cent of all voters would feel "very uncomfortable" with an atheist president, with 19 per cent feeling "somewhat uncomfortable". Only 14 per cent would be "very comfortable", with 17 per cent "somewhat comfortable". By way of contrast, 64 per cent would be either somewhat or very uncomfortable with a Muslim president.

The way in which the survey results are presented suggests that the institute wanted to gauge how the public would feel about a Mormon president (i.e. Republican front runner Mitt Romney), and in that respect the findings are also interesting. While 53 per cent of respondents said they would be somewhat or very comfortable with a Mormon president, only 42 per cent of respondents actually knew that Romney is a Mormon. Meanwhile, the finding that 49 per cent of evangelicals do not believe Mormonism to be a Christian denomination could have implications for Romney's hopes of appealing to the Republican base in his campaign for the presidency.

Overall, 67 per cent of respondents said that it is very or somewhat important for a presidential candidate to have religious beliefs, which suggests that we are unlikely to see an atheist in the Oval Office in the foreseeable future. As the Friendly Atheist notes, this is despite the fact that atheists are one of the fastest growing groups in America – in the long-term, demographics would suggest that opinions toward the idea of an atheist president will change, but in the short-term non-believers must confront the reality that "atheist" is still one of the dirtiest words in US politics.

Daily Mail finally admits it was wrong about Winterval

A poster for Birmingham's 1998 Winterval
promotion (note the word "Christmas" at the top)

It has become an annual tradition, almost as old as Christmas itself (okay, maybe I exaggerate slightly), for the tabloid press to run stories claiming that someone somewhere has "banned" Christmas in the name of political correctness, out of fear of "offending" Muslims, or atheists, or any other group that could not possibly bear to witness an end-of-year celebration rooted in the Christian faith.

Like all good traditions, the banning of Christmas required a founding myth, and the tabloids found that in "Winterval", a campaign that Birmingham City Council ran in 1997 and 1998 to attract visitors to the city centre. In the tabloid narrative, Birmingham had replaced Christmas with the politically-correct, sanitised "Winterval", excising Christianity (which of course in this view underpins "British culture" itself) from the seasonal celebrations in England's second city. The only obstacles for this interpretation were the facts – as Oliver Burkeman highlighted in the Guardian in 2006, "Winterval" was nothing more than a promotional campaign, running from November to January (so both before and after Christmas), and Christmas-related events and decorations continued as normal in Birmingham alongside the campaign. As someone at the council told Burkeman:

"We get this every year. It just depends how many rogue journalists you get in any given year. We tell them it's bollocks, but it doesn't seem to make much difference."

This year the Daily Mail got things started nice and early, with Melanie Phillips wheeling the myth out on 26 September, before getting into an angry email exchange with the blogger Kevin Arscott over the issue. However, in its corrections column, which it has been featuring more prominently following a pledge by editor Paul Dacre before the Leveson Inquiry into press standards, the paper has today printed a surprising clarification of this latest Winterval reference:

"We stated in an article on 26 September that Christmas has been renamed in various places Winterval.

Winterval was the collective name for a season of public events, both religious and secular, which took place in Birmingham in 1997 and 1998.

We are happy to make clear that Winterval did not rename or replace Christmas."

This is a specific correction for 26 September, so it is perhaps too much of a stretch to view it as a collective correction for the countless occasions on which the Mail has repeated the Winterval/War on Christmas myth, but it will certainly be interesting to see whether it appears in the paper again. It's actually pretty difficult to imagine a world in which the Daily Mail doesn't refer to Winterval (just do a search for the word on their website), so I'm not holding my breath.

Update: Just as an interesting addendum, here's Mike Chubb, former head of events at Birmingham council and the man who devised "Winterval", explaining the whole thing back in 2008. (If only some journalists had read it then.)

Was the Met in bed with Islamists? My interview with Bob Lambert

Robert Lambert

For the latest issue of New Humanist, I interviewed Robert Lambert, the former Metropolitan Police detective who ran the Muslim Contact Unit, a Special Branch team which, from 2002-2007, was responsible for working with Muslim groups within London to combat the influence of al-Qaeda sympathisers.

The MCU, and Lambert in particular, became controversial due to their choice of partners – in order to counter the activities of extremists such as the infamous Abu Hamza, the MCU worked closely with Muslim groups which are themselves viewed by many as hardline. In Finsbury Park in north London, where Abu Hamza and his followers had seized control of the local mosque, the unit developed a close partnership with two Islamist groups, the Muslim Association of Britain and the Muslim Welfare House, while south of the river in Brixton they worked with a group of black converts who follow a literalist Salafi interpretation of Islam.

Since leaving the police, Lambert has continued to attract controversy. He is now researches Islamophobia as an academic and runs the European Muslim Research Centre at Exeter University, which has received heavy criticism on account of being funded by the Cordoba Foundation, which has a close relationship with the Islamist Muslim Brotherhood (David Cameron has described it as a "front" for the Brotherhood). He has remained close to various Islamists, and has recently been criticised for supporting Raed Salah, the Palestinian preacher who is fighting deportation from the UK amid accusations of inciting anti-Semitic hatred.

The MCU's strategy and Lambert's relationship with Islamists are discussed in more detail in my piece, but the reason I'm also publishing this blog post is that the story took an unexpected twist after our magazine went to press. On 16 October, it was revealed in the Guardian that Lambert had worked as an undercover police spy in the environmental and animal rights movements during the 1980s. Under the name "Bob Robinson", he posed as an activist in London Greenpeace between 1984 and 1988, and even had an 18-month relationship with a fellow activist who was unaware of his true identity until the revelations broke last month.

Inevitably, the revelations about his undercover work in the environmental movement raised questions about his work with Muslim groups after 2001, not least for the groups that actually worked in partnership with him. In a statement, he has reassured his Muslim partners of his "ability to build genuine trust with groups campaigning for social justice" and pointed to his book on his MCU work, Countering al-Qaeda in London, as evidence of his "good faith moving forward".

While the revelations don't intrude directly on the subject of my interview with Lambert, clearly it will have to be read with this news in mind. For those who have criticised him for becoming too close to hardline Muslims, his activities in the environmental movement in the 1980s could be viewed as further evidence of an alleged tendency to "go native" in his police work. Meanwhile, for those sympathetic to his arguments around Islam and terrorism, his emphasis on partnership could be undermined by his history of spying on activist groups.

As you'll see if you read my piece, I end by considering where Lambert's arguments fit in to the wider debate over counter-terrorism and counter-extremism. Should the authorities simply be looking to prevent violence, or should they take a broader approach and reject all hardline Islamic groups, with a view to moulding a moderate, distinctly British version of Islam? The revelations about Lambert clearly have no bearing on these questions, but, depending on how you view them, they could be seen to undermine his own contributions to the debate.

See what you think – my article is online now on our main website.