Jason Weisberger

@jlw

publisher , companion to a great pyrenees, slave to a maine coon, charmed by a cavalier king charles. proudly disliked by nazis.

Muir Beach, CA
Joined September 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Dec 2017

    Merry Christmas! Spoiler: He dies in April.

  2. Retweeted
    4h
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    Yessir, the check is in the mail.

  3. 7h

    "Good things come to those who wait" says the flavorless fortune cookie

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    POTUS on 12/28: “I have the absolute right to do what I want with the Justice Department.” Today he slanders career DOJ professionals as “deep state,” calls for prison for a political opponent, and tries to sic DOJ on a potential witness against him. Beyond abnormal; dangerous.

  7. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2017

    I replaced . with his Disney animatronic figure and honestly, it's an improvement

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  8. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2017

    This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

  9. 27 Dec 2017

    One of the great mysteries of my universe, answered.

  10. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2017

    Q: Who goes on vacation but can’t stop tweetin’ bad things about the folks investigation them? A: Guilty people.

  11. Retweeted

    Donald Trump used his account to attack people's careers, to incite violence, and threaten war. His account should have been deleted a long time ago, Twitter. Please RT if you agree.

  12. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2017

    Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burtonjust looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it

  13. 22 Dec 2017

    Eternal optimism thy name is Parappa...

  14. 21 Dec 2017
  15. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2017

    Love that McGahn was googling “is lying bad?” and had to hand it over to Mueller.

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    The appalling sycophancy led by the Vice President at yesterday’s cabinet meeting is an affront to our Democratic norms. The President should not be venerated by his cabinet the way a pack of miscreant cronies would bow and scrape to an autocrat leading a banana republic.

  17. 21 Dec 2017

    I remember a world before yoga pants.

  18. 20 Dec 2017

    You can still get this in time for the holidays! Best LEGO gift of the season:

  19. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2017

    Actually running the rape test kits and investigating ends up convicting a boatload of Michigan rapists!

  20. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2017

    And here are the individual images from last year and this year.

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