50 States of McMansion Hell: Tulsa County, Oklahoma
OOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE THE UGH COMES SWEEPIN’ DOWN THE PLAIN!
McMansion Hell is back from the Finals From Hell and do I have a treat for y’all:
Hoo boy, this house is wilder than a collegiate football rivalry, with a roofline that’s probably the most mountainous geography in the whole state. This wonderful 1998 abode, featuring 4 beds and 5 baths, tops out at around 6500 square feet. It can be all yours for around $750,000 USD!
Without further ado:
The Lawyer Foyer
✓ Topography joke
✓ Typography joke
“Those DANG Girl Scouts always coming around these parts asking for a handout! Who do they think we are, Uncle Sam?!”
“Grandpa, can we please not talk about this at Thanksgiving dinner?”
Dining Room
Side note: I just watched Seinfeld for the first time (I know, I know), and I have to say everyone who is painting their kitchen cabinets muted colors right now is only a collection of cereal boxes away from imitating Jerry’s kitchen.
Great Room
Wait a second, what the heck is that reflection in Mirror No. 1?? Mother of…
This is more goth than that time I told myself in the 10th grade that I refused to date anyone who didn’t in some way resemble Robert Smith from The Cure.
Speaking of dark…
Hell’s Kitchen
(Combining two jokes in one): Hell has a foyer just for the lawyers, amirite??
Living Room
Antique Roadshow, 2026:
Announcer Bot 3000: My goodness! This is the largest collection of bland, mass produced art I have ever seen! Don’t you realize what this means?
Collector: *face brightens up in astonishment*
Announcer Bot 3000: You’re going to be a five-dollar-aire!
Collector: …oh.
Master Bedroom
Having a babby ceiling fan just to cool you off during the two times a year you guilt yourself into using the elliptical is the perfect demonstration of the sheer fecklessness of stupidly wealthy people.
Master Bath
Nothing makes for a relaxing, soothing bath like being reminded of the brief period of innocent joy prior to the imminent Fall of All Mankind.
Bedroom 2 (Mustache Room)
Congrats to these homeowners for making beige walls and ceilings somehow goth.
Sadly, there’s no shots of the rear exterior (I can only assume the realtor was blinded by what they saw), but don’t worry, this rec room more than makes up for it:
Rec Room
>mfw
Well folks, that does it for our Oklahoma House! Join us this weekend for a special Looking Around (on sound), and next Wednesday for our Oregon McMansion of the Week! Have a Happy Winter Festivities Session!
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