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Good Taste

Food To Leave Out For God On Christmas Eve

A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Love

A Fun Recipe With Jackfruit You Should Learn To Avoid Looking Like A Knuckle-Dragging Dirt Person

5 Things

5 Things To Know About The GOP Tax Bill

5 Things To Know About Roy Moore

5 Things To Know About Bowe Bergdahl

You're Right

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Reminds Viewers To Purchase His Liberal Merchandise So Others Know They’re Good

‘You’re Right’ Viewers Tells Ted He’s Wrong

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Changes Stance On Abortion After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have His Show If He Were Aborted

Onion Film Standard

The Onion Reviews ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

The Onion Reviews ‘Coco’

The Onion Reviews ‘An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power’

Onion Info Clips

Christmas By The Numbers

How Russia Infiltrates Your Social Media Feed

Tips For Reporting Sexual Harassment In The Office

The Morning Sweat

Hank's Having A Great Time In The Studio Alone On Thanksgiving

Will The Masked Hero On The Celtics Ever Reveal His Secret Identity?

Should NASCAR Ban Uber Drivers?

Insights

How To Talk To A Family Member About Politics And Also The Fact That Their New Jewelry Business Is A Pyramid Scheme

How Much Credit Does The Sitting President Deserve For The Tides?

How Do Self-Driving Cars Avoid Driving Straight To The Beach?

By The Numbers

Halloween By The Numbers

Extinction By The Numbers

Social Media By The Numbers

Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside: Marcus Mariota

Strongside/Weakside: Mike Tomlin

Strongside/Weakside: DeShaun Watson

NOW: Focus

Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping In Public Park During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’

Farmer Explains How Climate Change Has Put His Prize-Winning Turnips—Boy, Those Things Are Scrumptious—At Major Risk

Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes

Onion Fact Checks

Onion Fact Check: Trump’s Speech To The UN General Assembly

Onion Fact Checks: Trump Administration’s Claims About Russian Collusion

Onion Fact Checks: Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ Senate Testimony

Onion Explains

How Hurricanes Form

How To Survive A Nuclear Attack

How The ‘Alt-Right’ Recruits New Members

Live Coverage

Highlights Of President Trump’s Inauguration

The Onion Speaks To Voters Across Nation On Election Day

Highlights From The Final Presidential Debate

Sportology

How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

Onion News Network On IFC

Stargazing Tips

Reporter Investigates Claims He Ruined His Family's Thanksgiving Dinner

Wild Fall Break Parties Pose Risks For College Students

ONN Newsroom

Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures

Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights?

Tech Trends

Study: Technology Making It Easier For Mankind To Get More Annoyed Than Ever

Google Engineers Invent New Body Part To Strap Gadgets Onto

6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies

Mothershould

Mothershould: Season 1

The Seven Male Role Models Every Child Needs For A Healthy Upbringing

Mothershould: Season 1

How To Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tricks

Mothershould: Season 1

Baby-Naming Tips For New Moms

Tito's Vodka

Season 1: Russia Declares Return Of Cold War

The Cold War Is Back, Ep. 1

Overstock

What You've Been Missing: Season 1

What You've Been Missing, Ep. 3

What You've Been Missing: Season 1

What You've Been Missing, Ep. 2

What You've Been Missing: Season 1

What You've Been Missing, Ep. 1