Area woman Geena Wolferman’s chocolate pudding pie with an Oreo crust is just one of the ways in which an entire 14-ounce bag of the sandwich cookies is smashed into tiny chips and then incorporated into 9 out of 10 of the dishes she prepares for the holidays.

Catch all the food that misses your mouth with a shirt from The Onion Store. Use code HEY15HOLIDAY to get 15% off.

Via ClickHole:

New research in the British Medical Journal suggests that “man flu”—a term describing the tendency of men to exaggerate flu symptoms—may have a medical basis in testosterone suppressing the immune system. What do you think?

"Wow, Kyle just rattled off the name of the Nazi Party anthem like it was nothing."

According to accounts, the person who will expertly contort your nude cadaver into a resting position and massage rigor mortis out of your muscles is in existence some place in the world and is engaged in everyday human activities.

"I’m looking forward to just kicking back, throwing together some halfhearted spiel about the broad powers of police, and letting the grand jury spit out an acquittal."

"It's actually pretty simple: We just have to ask ourselves if people doing the same thing in the past caused something bad to happen."

"This was a one-bedroom apartment housing a family of six, but a wall was cleverly constructed to create a small studio."

"Evidently, this is a typical way they choose to occupy their time while waiting for a flight rather than just reading a book or watching something on their laptop. Huh."

"Christ, I came into Episode VIII thinking they’d at least delve deeper into his backstory as a Sullustan arms dealer, but mostly he’s just a blurry extra standing in the background."

Via ClickHole