my family spent four hours lovingly making a cake and left it on the kitchen table but while we were playing mario kart our dog climbed on a chair and ate HALF THE ENTIRE CAKE and is now hiding in shame under my grandad’s legs because we’re all screaming COLIN HOW COULD YOUpic.twitter.com/ef45wxUjE0

It's happening. WOW: http://on.nfl.com/X7ie5R pic.twitter.com/laMsmRC5zA

I don’t know why we had to cut him, I love that man, but this is a lot for me to deal with.pic.twitter.com/tM2rKbacTR

This is Bailey. It’s her first Christmas. She’s concluded that it’s all a bit much. Prefers the snoozle. 13/10 would not disturbpic.twitter.com/W0WveDCPvm

Enjoy this holiday time by reliving #TheStorytellerTour Live from @TheGarden. Download or stream now on @iTunes, @Amazon, or @QelloConcerts! http://strm.to/StorytellerLive  -TeamCUpic.twitter.com/syPAhkVpgG

Celebrate the holidays in The Dawning. Enjoy a game of hockey with your clan at both the Farm and the Tower.pic.twitter.com/PD1rdvF494

Not in my house! Check out the TOP BLOCKS of the Week presented by @Mobil1!pic.twitter.com/R5c4ukhI1Q

A mining company announced that it is proceeding with plans to build an Alaskan gold and copper mine, which critics say threatens to pollute the home of the world's largest wild sockeye salmon population http://cnn.it/2lcyIHp pic.twitter.com/FpGVq0OoTQ

JUST IN: Minnesota to sue FCC over net neutrality repeal http://hill.cm/nHqGpFs pic.twitter.com/JdRhde5dUj

Diamondbacks first baseman Pavin Smith paid off his parents mortgage for Christmas and their reaction was everything. (via Instagram/psmith24)pic.twitter.com/t2SPlj8izU

Support streamers with our newest cheermote and spread joy by Cheering to give an emote in chat! Learn more: https://watch.twitch.tv/2pCa8VX pic.twitter.com/mJnQl3FYLj

A little boy thought this Muslim accountant was Santa and he's played along for 4 years http://bzfd.it/2BLFLSw pic.twitter.com/IUs5dvKNKf

I’m obviously feeling pretty good about the sweater my son Reed & better-half Ashley gave me.pic.twitter.com/OXsx0KkBak

#MATTEMOISELLE is HERE We got a color for every mood.... get all 14 lip shades now at @fentybeauty http://fentybeauty.com  @sephora @harveynichols and #SephorainJCP today!! pic.twitter.com/SEZ6nxRBss

#6 of 2017 goes to introducing #AllNight to the largest crowd I’ve ever djed to. 150,000 people in Mexico @laurenjaureguipic.twitter.com/tXCqcpTQqk

@SMignolet made his 200th Reds appearance tonight! He's made some stunning saves along the way... pic.twitter.com/3jGgk5dl0S

What is it like to draw Trump for a living? Cartoonists share the challenges of sketching their perfect presidential caricature: http://politi.co/2C8rNad pic.twitter.com/C0JXjAcji7

2017 has been a crazy year! I'm gonna post a memory every day this week. First has to be my baby boy Bear! Holding him for the first time is a memory I will never forget and watching him grow up is just amazing to see.pic.twitter.com/ZDtHh0ky7C

999 moons finally ggpic.twitter.com/bTGTFpL3Kh

Looking for something awesome to display on your new TV, tablet or smartphone? Watch LIVE HD views of our home planet! Tune in here to watch Earth orbit under @Space_Station: http://go.nasa.gov/2C6VVVT pic.twitter.com/P14fTyKh23

Thousands of people have petitioned the Metropolitan Museum to remove Balthus’s “Thérèse Dreaming” painting from view: http://nyer.cm/MuaFOGG pic.twitter.com/Nipu6qmAKb