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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Oct 2013

    Ppl love Batman b/c his stories speak a universal truth we all feel deep inside: Crime can be solved by a billionaire punching poor people.

    42 replies 522 retweets 631 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    A reminder that Hillary Clinton is the *only* losing presidential candidate to have their favorable rating DROP after the election. This is even more impressive given that her favorable rating was already tied for the lowest level in history on election day.

    51 replies 356 retweets 760 likes
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  3. 7 hours ago

    Congratulations to the winners and my sympathy to the losers, i.e., anyone who watched the Grammys.

    1 reply 3 retweets 37 likes
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  4. 9 hours ago

    Did they give another Grammy to Hillary?

    2 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
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  5. 9 hours ago

    I don’t understand why anyone would want to listen to a State of the Union address.

    9 replies 4 retweets 36 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    157 replies 5,744 retweets 10,724 likes
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  7. 11 hours ago

    Drove through a whole town in Texas where my Verizon phone only had one bar of 1X coverage. I don’t know how you’d live like that.

    16 replies 3 retweets 14 likes
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  8. Jan 27

    If even Hollywood can be dragged kicking and screaming into the most basic standards of decency, then there is hope. I’m not even being sarcastic.

    Woody Allen’s career is over as we know it
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  9. Jan 27

    Hillary Clinton’s current purpose is to make us feel better about electing Trump and that is very noble of her.

    9 replies 150 retweets 556 likes
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  10. Jan 27

    You would think the antidote to Trump would be some sort of reasoned, intellectual analysis, but everyone is instead just trying to out-dumb him. And succeeding.

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  11. Jan 27

    They need to believe their positions are so good that even the slightest challenge is a huge betrayal, but in fact their ideas are terrible which is why they are so sensitive to them being challenged as they lack the ability to defend them by anything other than spewing emotion.

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  12. Jan 27

    Man, I’ve seen a lot of people on the left lately complaining about the NYT not being left-wing biased enough. Sounds like winners.

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  13. Jan 27

    This isn’t that complicated. Scientifically, human life begins at conception. The area for debate is the religious question of when do you give value to that life, a debate science can inform but not decide.

    13 replies 30 retweets 85 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    Me: Hey, Twitter liberals, I'm basically with you on DACA, I just think framing illegal aliens as "dreamers" is an Orwellian twist of the English language Twitter Liberals: How can you be disagreeing with us on DACA so much Me: *drinks Lysol*

    304 replies 239 retweets 1,940 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    I honestly believe this.

    Just finishing up my 3rd book of the year thanks to . Who happens to be the author of the book I’m reading. This book has quite possibly the funniest & truest words in the English language.
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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    Tonight, 8 years ago, my Twitter account caught fire and Axe Cop went viral. Today is releasing their trailer for the RPG they’re working on.

    5 replies 8 retweets 31 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    2018: “How come there were no women in ‘Dunkirk’?!” 1940: “Because there were no women in Dunkirk.” 2018: “Oh. Well... you just watch yourself, mister.”

    14 replies 167 retweets 1,141 likes
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  18. Jan 27

    All of my followers are real and are very smart and attractive.

    21 replies 7 retweets 83 likes
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    Jan 27

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  20. Jan 27

    It’s like some people are trying to make the choice between toxic masculinity and no masculinity which only makes toxic masculinity more appealing.

    The time has come for Hollywood to turn away from war movies that, while satisfying to both a studio’s bottom line and a flag-waving concept of patriotism, perpetuate a model of masculinity that does violence to us all.
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  21. Jan 27

    A lot of people responded with the Cathy Newman interview, but that’s more of a reaction to him. I’m looking for one of the lectures or whatever that made him popular in the first place. Gotten a few suggestions now; thanks!

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