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What’s Wrong With Tommy Robinson?

Posted on January 2, 2018 by malatesta32

reporting live from Nanatesta’s Caravan @ Rhyl…

Before my trip to the barbers …

…and after! Fux sake!

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! Since doing this wee blog I’ve been asked many times what I have against career criminal, convict, fraudster, professional racist and political opportunist Tommy Robinson. Well, where to start? I know, let’s start with his criminal career.

2005: Jailed for 12 months for assault

2010: Arrested for public order offence

2011: Convicted for football hooliganism

2011: Jailed for breaching bail conditions

2011: Convicted for assault

2011: Jailed for rooftop protest in Switzerland

2013 Jailed for using false passport

2014: Jailed for mortgage fraud

2014: Convicted for public order offences

2015: Recalled to prison

2017: Convicted for contempt of court

But why not trust someone with a dozen convictions who’s spent several years on HMP nonce wings, cowering in fear? Would you support any other political figure with such an appalling record, who has also organised numerous violent racist demonstrations? And for someone with a record of violence, albeit against women or with a mob behind him, he ain’t impressive on the cobbles is he? And when he gets the treatment he runs off to complain…

‘Sir’ Tommy is also an opportunistic spiv who will leech off any political organisation where he can smell money. Let’s have a wee look:

2004: BNP (abandoned)

2009: United People Of Luton (left)

2009-13: EDL (abandoned)

2011: British Freedom Party (flopped)

2012: European Defence League (flopped)

2013: Quilliam Foundation (left)

2015: UK Pegida (flopped)

2017: Gays Against Shariah/UK Against Hate demo in Manchester (flopped)

October, 2017: Turns up in London at Football Lads Alliance march (Unwelcome by organisers).

And how does someone with no job or discernible source of income afford to support three kids, live in a large house worth awell over £250, drive a flashy car, and wear expensive designer clothes? Hardly the ‘working class’ bloke he tries to pass himself off as.

Tommy: Black Eyed Boy!

And what is real name? Stephen, Steven, Stephen Christoper, Lennon, Paul Harris, Yaxley, Yaxley-Lennon, Andrew McMaster? Would you trust any other political figure who didn’t know their own name?

Tommy & His Little Tool

So what’s wrong with Tommy Robinson? Well, Everything.

Happy New Year to all anti-fascists!

Bee Seeing You! Although we won’t be seeing this little shit-slime for a while:

Milos: All’s Not Well!

Posted on December 29, 2017 by malatesta32

Live from Nanatesta’s Caravan @ Rhyl

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! This morning we stumbled into dismal consciousness (and vegan seaweed lasagna boak) to read about the perpetual Alt Right headache that is Milos Yiannopoulos and his book called ‘Dangerous’ (which should really be called Tedious. Or Vacuous). Publishers Simon & Schuster originally commissioned the book for $250k but rejected it due to multiple editorial concerns. Milos has since ‘self-published’ his ghost written screed and is now suing S&S for $10 million. In December, 2017, the original editors comments on his manuscript were leaked which turned out to be much more interesting than the book itself.

Milos Yiannopoulos: ‘Love me! I’m Fabulous!’

The original text attacks ‘feminists’ for being fat or owning cats, and fails to differentiate between bourgeois suffragettes, radical feminists or women in the 21^st century who support the right to vote, work, and have social and sexual freedom…

Feminism In Action

The original text refers to ‘the left’ in an equally vague manner. Does he mean the Democrats? Hollywood liberals? Socialists? Communists? Anarchists? His weak analysis of Gramsci aside (16), for Milos the left are all the people who have failed to see how wonderful he is. On page 59, he makes a silly claim that the American right are ‘hotter than lefties’ then goes on to discuss Donald Trump… And Milos, Victoria Beckham jokes? In 2017?

Falstaff’s Message To Milos!

Oh, Milos, if you want to show off your knowledge of Shakespeare, it helps if you have, i/ read him, and ii/ can tell the difference between Henry IV part 1 and All’s Well That Ends Well… (56). Anyway, I got to page 74 then had to drink the contents of the paraffin lamp.

Simon & Schuster

Simon & Schuster were right to criticise the manuscript as poorly written and badly argued but what the absolutely fuckington fuck did they expect from him? To quote the editor, no doubt hammered by Milos’ migraine inducing narcissism, ‘this is inflammatory, don’t toss it off casually.’ (33) Sadly, Milos will be tossing it off for a long time yet.

Be Seeing You In The New Year!

PS: This link takes a bit to download:

https://iappscontent.courts.state.ny.us/NYSCEF/live/EXHIBIT_B.pdf

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The UK Far Right In 2017

Posted on December 21, 2017 by malatesta32

Nazi Gary Crane Gets A Hole In 1 Or 1 In The Hole!

Crivvens! Jings! & Help Ma Boab! Whit a year! 2017 saw us up-sticks & move the yurt to the banks of the Tay, home of fine insects & assorted bitey things, to inhale the independent, rarefied & not very Brexit air of Scotland. However, bad weather & worse tempers forced us to flee down south to Nanatesta’s caravan in Rhyll to contemplate our future happiness – which didn’t take long as there won’t be any. But at least we could gather round the Bunsen burner sized heater to take swift ales, strong liquor & much succour in the various far right bacon drapers, defenestrators & desecrators of mosques who ended up in prison following acts of Orangu-stupidity.

Crossland: Fucking Ugly Twat!

The embarrassing EDL, Infidel scrotes, Poo & Mash piss artists and SEA grasses (yes, Paul Prodromofo, we mean you) couldn’t capitalise on the incipient racism behind Brexit or find a media friendly spokesperson who wasn’t a career criminal, football hooligan or incoherent self-abuser, whilst the NF remained splintered and the BNP utterly irrelevant.

Jayda: Well Cross!

Britain First took an energizing colonic when Donald Trump retweeted some of their nasty tasting dumbo-gumbo whilst BF’s leadership were entwined in mutual rancour, sexual indiscretion and penile malfunction. Which is all pretty dire, although not as dire as the BNP and NF factions. Or the English Defence League. The politically catatonic EDL have been ‘managed’ by utterly incompetent & incontinent fuck bugles like Ian ‘Wurzel’ Crossland or ex-BNP Alan ‘Boiled Spud’ Spence. They wander further into obscurity, fouling their trousers, convinced of their relevance, & are the only ones who haven’t realised it was over in 2013.

Saffiyah Khan: Anti-Fascist!

Other distributors of silly stickers, racist posters & nazi flyers (& we don’t mean Hanna Reitsch) harbour a chronic impulse to boast on social media about the pointless shit they’ve done before having their patio doors kicked in & their shag pile ruined by early morning plod boots. Or indeed, by their former far right associates seeking retribution for drunk & insulting comments the night before.

We obviously cannot ignore the largescale marches of the Football Lads’ Alliance, who told us that they weren’t far-right because they had no far-right supporters & no far-right policies, apart from the ones that they do have. A good friend of the ‘Malatesta Blog’ summed it up, saying ‘they are the EDL without really knowing it.’ Anti-fascists have noted that the anti-extremist FLA only seem to focus on non-white extremists so here is a list of far-right extremists the FLA will no doubt be mentioning in future speeches.

Jailed, suspended or on license.

But the main questions are: can the FLA continue to gather impressive numbers on their ‘non-violent’ demonstrations in 2018? Will supporters start suffering from demo fatigue? And will they finally unveil a plan on how they’ll be opposing extremism?

We shall see…

Well, that’s it from us for this year.

Thanks to everyone who has supported us.

And be seeing you in the New Year!

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2017: Far Right Low Expectations Achieved!

Posted on December 18, 2017 by malatesta32

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! 2017 is drawing to a close so it’s time to see which fuck-bugling far right jizz spigots and serial onanists have been making absolute toolbags of themselves this year. As usual we have a wealth of idiocy to peruse but there is one who stands out more than any other on the far right: he is jobless, toothless and clueless; a riddle within an enigma wrapped in an eejit; forever blessed with the manly aroma of kebab and lager farts; a racist who hates ‘race mixers’ who married a forrin … Well, who else but …

… David Coppin with his weird guppy fish lips and rubbishy girl trainers. 1 kind soul who shall remain nameless (thank you Paul P) sent us several photos of Dobbin and his Aryan Brood clearly claiming benefits they don’t deserve!

This is a photo of Dobbo getting a kicking off anti-fascists …

… and this is his photo from Tinder – Helloooo Ladies!

It was a close call really as the UK far right regularly throws up all kinds of scumbags and deviants so we need to acknowledge a couple of minor contenders. First up we have Nigel ‘Cunt’ Sullivan who was burgling an OAP’s house when his accomplice brutally assaulted the aged resident. Sullivan, a fucking major piece of shit with dozens of convictions, got the hot water/sugar treatment in prison then did a Fred West and hung himself. The loss of such a great law abiding patriot was felt by all.

Sullivan: missed by no-one.

This is ‘Bunny’ Crehan,’ another fascist loser with an embarrassingly large criminal record, jailed for attacking a mosque with a few rashers of bacon, who was later found dead in his prison cell. At the time of writing, the inquest has still not happened and we go into the new year no wiser but as we all know, ‘The only good fascist …’

Bunny: hopped off!

However, not all convicts from the UK far right have died in jail. Yet. This is Pete Gillett who turned up at the EDL demo in Nottingham, 2016, did a weirdly incomprehensible speech, then fell out with everyone he met there. He spent almost 2 decades in prison for robbery and drug dealing and is currently on remand for historical sex offences. Gillett was recently convicted for sending nasty pervert videos so hopefully he, like Sullivan and Crehan, will end his days in some horrible prison cell where he can be forgotten.

Gillett: A close shave?

Speaking of prison losers, let us also remember Shane ‘Diddyfiddler’ Calvert who was jailed for organising the violence in Dover. He was released on licence this year but was then remanded after pleading guilty for the brou-ha-ha in Liverpool. He is still awaiting sentencing but will no doubt be tucking into his halal turkey twizzlers come Christmas day!

Diddyfiddler: shares a dentist with Coppin.

As well as getting a kicking off anti-fascists in Liverpool, twice, tweeny terrorists National Action were proscribed by the state this year and various over-enthusiastic, and now penitent, toss-bubbles are facing prison sentences for their futile allegiances over the next year. Anyway, our good friends at EDL Criminals have diligently put together a list of loser far right criminals, convicts and deviants that seems to emphasise the point well:

Jailed, suspended or on license.

When anti-fascists have been arrested, put on trial and convicted, they often receive lesser sentences than our far right opponents who then claim some sort of 2 tier system. However, anti-fascists do not have dozens of previous for robbing or assaulting OAPs, drunken violence, drug dealing, domestic violence, child abuse, rape …

Fatty Marshbubbles: not in this article but currently in hiding over ‘accidentally’ incriminating some of his ‘friends.’

Anyway, enough of these degenerate thieves, dealers, and abusers. If you really want to fight against radical Islamists, then why don’t you do what these anti-fascists have done and go and fight them where they operate, not in the UK.

Victory to the YPG/YPJ!

To anti-fascists around the world,

To those fighting imperialism, patriarchy, and racism

Whatever your struggle involves,

May your fight be righteous,

Your ventures victorious

And may you return home safely

In solidarity,

‘Malatesta.’

Posted in Anti-Fascism, Britain First, Coppin, david coppin, Eddie Stampton, EDL, foreign wife, Jayda Fransen, Paul Golding, Shane Calvert, Shane Calvert is going to prison ha ha ha!, Uncategorized | Tagged Anti-Fascism, National Front | Leave a comment

Police Spend Weekend Protecting Far Right Failures!

Posted on September 12, 2017 by malatesta32

Crivvens! Jings! And Help Ma Boab! It’s been a busy weekend for the far right membership who held 3 demos in 1 weekend and support, like the filling in a Greggs sandwich, was spread very thinly!

The Scottish Defence League turned up in Scotland’s 13th largest town, Perth, and managed to attract a wee clutch of Buckfast cowboys, washing line thieves and bath-tub rejects complaining about a new mosque and the fact that it will only have 14 car park spaces! 14! It’s an ootrage and nae mistake, pal! A large counter demo was organised to oppose them and the SDL stood about, surrounded by police for their own safety. As a former resident of Perth we can assure readers that there are plenty of car parking alternatives round Tayside.

Meanwhile, down south in Newcastle, the EDL hardly did better and it didn’t take too long to show their true allegiances. They just can’t help themselves can they?

The EDL: Not saluting, but drowning!

The EDL have delusions of relevance and the leadership have no idea what to do apart from wandering round, shedding members and shouting behind coppers. Ian ‘Smelly’ Crossland led his incontinent crowd of trouser-foulers into the dark and they continue blindly on under some other fuckbucket’s guidance. Give it up. Please!

The EDL front group Gays Against Shariah turned up in Bristol with their leader Little Tommy, a strangled goth who works for NCP car parks, and managed a couple more than their impressive turnout of 6 in Stockton On Tees last year. That said, it still took dozens of plod to protect them from roving anti-fascists and yet again Bristol told the far right where to go!

Little Tears for Tiny Tommy!

So, all in all a good turnout for anti-fascists and a piss poor weekend for the far right. However, we need to be keep an eye on what is happening with association soccer team enthusiasts the Football Lads Alliance (FLA) in the next few weeks as rumours of inter-firm animosity appear more frequently as do fallouts with far right groups.

Be Seeing You!

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Paul’s Penis Paraded Proudly Proves Pitiful!

Posted on September 9, 2017 by malatesta32

Pauly Poos: What was he thinking?

Last week we published a blog about far right uber-munch Paul Golding of Britain First losing control of his massive face but it seems that the doughy looking potato-man-failure is not so massive elsewhere. His enemies in BF are moving to oust him whilst making outrageous claims about his micro-sized man penis and Pauly-Poos is furious (and he’s certainly putting the fury into Fuhrer!). Deputy leader Jayda Fransen stated that

‘He said it was this big …’

‘… but in reality!’

However Pauly Poos is claiming otherwise:

‘I like to put it between them!’

We spoke to Jayda earlier today and asked how many inches it actually was…

.. then she described her own bizarre quadrangular lady parts:

‘It was like filling a square hole with a tiny penis!’

But the main question is, if Jayda grabs the leadership position, will she have bitten off more than she can chew?

Meanwhile, on Saturday the utterly pointless EDL demo in Newcastle didn’t even come close to treble figures:

Give it up boys, you have achieved nothing! Anyway, tune in next week for more cheap sexist jibes about people we really don’t care about!