Ripple Effect (2011)

Actors: Laura Jean Bransky (miscellaneous crew), Hugh Mun (actor), Fahim Fazli (actor), Ahmed Lucan (actor), Sophia Morizet (composer), Glenn Akers (miscellaneous crew), Noah J. Smith (actor), Ari Skye (actor), Jason Poh (producer), Patrick Quinlan (actor), Christopher McDaniel (actor), Velvet Andrews-Smith (producer), Velvet Andrews-Smith (producer), Pasha Bocarie (actor), Velvet Andrews-Smith (writer),

Plot: A young Afghan boy witnesses men burying a roadside bomb outside his village in a remote part of Afghanistan. Before he can tell his parents, the same men brutally kill his mother and wound his father. When an American Special Forces team comes to the village as part of a medical clinic, the boy seeks help from the American medic. The soldier promises to help the boy's father, and his compassion makes a powerful impact on the boy. When American surveillance picks up signs of an ambush, the team abruptly leaves the village in an effort to avoid getting villagers caught in the crossfire. The boy realizes the American convoy is speeding into the path of the roadside bomb. He shortcuts through the village to stop them, cutting them off and placing himself in grave danger. Although their cultures are worlds apart, the boy and the soldier share a moment of human connection, which has the power to change the course of events for both of them.

Genres: Action, Drama, Short, War,
Taglines: Everything Connects.

Postal (2007)

Actors: Chris Spencer (actor), Paulino Nunes (actor), Mike Dopud (actor), Dave Foley (actor), Michael Paré (actor), J.K. Simmons (actor), David Huddleston (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Michael Eklund (actor), Uwe Boll (actor), Mark Brandon (actor), Tony Alcantar (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Zack Ward (actor), Verne Troyer (actor),

Plot: The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.

Keywords: 911-conspiracy-theory, 911-joke, absurdism, accidental-killing, actor-playing-himself, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, adolescent-humor, adulterous-wife, adultery, al-qaeda
Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller,
Taglines: Some comedies go too far... others start there. Getting banned from a theater near you! Live-Action South Park!

Quotes:

Uncle Dave: When was the last time I saw you?::Dude: Bachelor party. The night before the wedding.::Uncle Dave: Oh, fuck yeah, that was fun! I wonder if that donkey survived.

Uncle Dave: All in all this has really not been a very pleasant day.

[from trailer]::Osama bin Laden: Uwe Boll may be an infidel, but he made a very funny film.

Uncle Dave: Today we're doing god work. So get in there and give those boys a god-job.

Osama bin Laden: Write me up an e-mail, tell me what pipe you're talkin' about and I'll blow it all the way to Mecca.::George W. Bush: I really appreciate it. I'll ask Laura to type that out. You know me and spelling and all... [laughs]::Osama bin Laden: Later... [hangs up; to Taliban] Jihad!

Dude: I will do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of Paradise! Anything! Anything!::Uncle Dave: Ok. Take me up the ass. [Akward silence] Just kidding!

Osama bin Laden: I'm telling you, Mohammed, I've seen that gas station before. We're lost.::Mohammed: We're not lost. All gas stations look alike in this country. What is wrong with you?::Osama bin Laden: Would you just stop to ask for directions?::Mohammed: Would you get off my back? I'm doing the best I can, okay?::Osama bin Laden: I should be driving.::Mohammed: Oh, so you can do everything around here, huh? Be the head of an organization and also be the driver? What is wrong with you?

Uwe Boll: There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!

Richard: [on the walkietalkie] This is Anne Frank. Hitler 2, come in.

Official Licenced Krotchy Doll: Only my father and my priest are allowed to touch me there!

Bratan (1991)

Actors: Bakhtyar Khudojnazarov (writer), Bakhtyar Khudojnazarov (director), Akhmad Bakayev (composer), Leonid Makhkamov (writer), Tatyana Maltseva (editor), I. Tabarova (actress), N. Arifova (actress), Timur Tursunov (actor), Firus Sasaliyev (actor), A. Allabergenova (costume designer), R. Kurbanov (actor), N. Begmurodov (actor),

Plot: Farukh, 17 wants to go away. He takes a train with his little brother Azamat (7) to visit their father. Farukh intends to leave Azamat at his father's before leaving. This is the story of their journey.

Genres: Adventure,

Izumo (1991)

Actors: Nozomu Sasaki (actor), Toshihiko Seki (actor), Megumi Hayashibara (actress), Hiromi Tsuru (actress),

Genres: Animation,

Atlari yaharlayin (1984)

Actors: Gasan Turabov (director), Rasim Balayev (actor), Gasan Turabov (actor), Shakhmar Alekperov (actor), Ramiz Azizbeili (actor), Emin Sabit-Ogly (composer), Gümrah Rahimov (actor), Abdül Mahmudov (director), Omur Nagiyev (actor), Enver Gasanov (actor), Akhmedaga Muganly (writer), Eldaniz Kuliyev (actor), Suleiman Rustam (writer), Memunat Kurbanova (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Nafas-borideh (1980)

Actors: Behrouz Vossoughi (actor), Sirus Alvand (director), Sirus Alvand (writer), Bahman Mofid (actor), Mojtaba Mirzadeh (composer), Fereydoun Jourak (producer), Kiumars Malekmotei (actor), Abbas Mokhtari (actor), Arash Taj (actor), Sepideh (actress), Nosrat Dastmardi (actor), Hassan Haghparast (actor),

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