Lil Dicky - White Dude (Official Video)

Third video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard." Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Brian Storm on the visuals http://dreamchaser-films.com Starring Melissa Soria as a woman http://twitter.com/meet_melissa And Merk S. VIllain as Daquan http://merksvillain.bandcamp.com/ Lyrics - Chorus And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude Verse 1 shit, im living good up in this bitch dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision For a white boy Hollatcha muthafuckin k***, boy Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi They ain't suspicious of jews Ill show contrition it's cool Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise Das what I do kid Happy that my name aint stupid Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids But now I'm farting, overeating at meals, If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look... I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss) Chorus And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude Verse 2 Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka They up in heels And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal... And ion't bleach shit Ion't gotta eat dick I aint bleeding up out ma penis Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing In disagreements, i participate without weeping And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut So what up Ya boy cut up But eat butter and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her And I been getting better looking with age But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face Seal interlude I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl! Chorus And y'aint even want it wit da boy Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy On some grown man BI I could have been a girl Or any ethnicity up in the world but I'm rollin with the top back I ain't gotta worry where the cops at I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap Me and the crew Are really doing everything that we like to Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude Outro (arguably the best part, stick around for it) Beat - Where the Boys At by OMG Girlz (check out their original track on itunes, really talented ladies) https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/where-the-boys-at-single/id532584465 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.