Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Actors: Robert Folk (composer), Steve Oedekerk (writer), Ron Yuan (actor), Steve Oedekerk (actor), Sung Chao Yu (actor), Steve Oedekerk (producer), Chia Yung Liu (actor), Fei Lung (actor), Hui Lou Chen (actor), Ming Lo (actor), Philip Kwok (actor), Chi Ma (actor), Yu Wang (actor), Yu Wang (miscellaneous crew), Steve Oedekerk (director),

Plot: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts.

Keywords: anvil, bloopers-during-credits, brawl, bullet-time, cell-phone, chop-socky, chosen-one, comic-violence, critically-bashed, deliberately-bad-dubbing
Genres: Action, Comedy,

Quotes:

Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [pause] My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.

Chosen One: You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.

Wimp Lo: I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

Master Betty: Shirt ripper.

Wimp Lo: I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

Ling: But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!::Chosen One: He wasn't at the restaurant, do you know where he is?::Ling: No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH!::Chosen One: Look Ling, those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight!::Ling: You'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?::[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly yelling]::Chosen One: [calmly] I implore you to reconsider.::Ling: Hmmmmm, OK.

Mayor: That tiny net was sure-fire master!::Master Betty: Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!

Master Betty: Orson!::Henchman: Welles.

Master Tang: Again, with feeling!::Students: One of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra. It's lacy. And cute.