Lake Effects (2012)

Actors: Sean Patrick Flanery (actor), Mary Shellogg (miscellaneous crew), Kera O'Bryon (miscellaneous crew), Casper Van Dien (actor), Jeff Fahey (actor), Richard Moll (actor), Jane Seymour (actress), Ron Canada (actor), Richard Riehle (actor), Brian Wimer (actor), Adam D. Wright (miscellaneous crew), Mary Beth McDonough (actress), Madeline Zima (actress), Kerrie Kordowski (costume designer), Jennifer Massey (actress),

Plot: Sara and Lily grew up at Smith Mountain Lake. Sara became estranged from the family and without explanation moved to Los Angeles to study law. Her sister Lily, an artist, teaches locally and lives with their parents, Ray and Vivian, until Dad dies in an accident. Sara returns to help settle his estate, and all our ladies cross paths with an eclectic group of local oddballs, as they search for a Loch Ness-style monster they believe lurks in the lake's depths. A few real Smith Mountain Lake characters make appearances. The next week at the lake is filled with adventure, tears, and laughter as Vivian and her two daughters finally understand, through the guidance of Dad's spirit, if they still belong on the lake, even though Ray is gone. All paths converge at the Smith Mountain Lake Wine Festival, on course for a heart-warming and hilarious collision.

Keywords: community, death, family-home, family-pet, fly-fishing, friendship, hearts, houseboat, jet-ski, lake
Genres: Comedy, Family, Romance,
Taglines: Look Deeper

Quotes:

Old Vic: Mark Futterman ain't gonna come to Smith Mountain Lake! He goes for big name stuff!::Bob: Yeah, like that episode on the Bigfoot they found in Malasia?::Carl: No, Bob. That's stupid, cause Bigfoot isn't real.::Bob: I know Bigfoot isn't real, Carl.::Old Vic: I think Bigfoot killed Kennedy.

Carl: Next order of business. What did we learn from our last stakeout? Larry?::Larry: No Mallomars. Melted all over my backpack!

Vivian: I thought you'd never get here.::Sara: I had to fly into Greensboro, its a two hour drive.::Vivian: I wish you'd come over the summer when I invited you. But I guess you won.::Sara: Won?::Vivian: Whatever cruel game you had going with your father. Now you don't have to see him after all.::Lily: Mom! She didn't mean that...

Sara: I thought you liked being a teacher.::Lily: I love the kids. But watching ten year olds draw robots, and me, and me as a robot, is not quite how I pictured my life.

Sara: I know you wrote those letters!::Ray: Yes I did. Every one of them. When you think you know everything, you might just want to look a little deeper.

Mark Futterman: Know anything about a sea monster lives out in the lake? You ever hear anything about that?::Miranda: Been a rumor 'bout a 600-pound catfish out by the dam.::Mark Futterman: Well, that's a lot of Long John Silver's isn't it?

Old Vic: You married, hon?::Sara: No.::Old Vic: Engaged?::Sara: No.::Old Vic: Boyfriend?::Sara: No, I don't have a boyfriend.::Old Vic: That's great, cause my nephew is 26, he'd be perfect for you!

Vivian: Now I chose this life. I chose family and community and simplicity and nature, over wealth and power and position and fame. Now I respect your choices; and I know folks in your neck of the woods don't respect mine; but I expect you to know better.

Ash Henson: Can you tell me how to get to Scruggs Road?::Old Vic: Be easier to take you there than to tell you. You got a boat?::Ash Henson: Do I look like I have a boat?::Old Vic: No, son. You look like you have an attitude problem.

Sara: Tyler! Thank god! I can't get her started.::Tyler: You got gas?::Sara: I forgot you like 'em gassy.

Dawgs Playing Poker (2008)

Actors: Christopher Cordell (actor), David Tompa (actor), Glen McDonald (writer), Glen McDonald (director), Glen McDonald (producer), Glen McDonald (actor), Andrew Nisker (editor), Andrew Nisker (producer), Toby Proctor (actor), Catherine Black (actress), Rebecca Davis (actress), Daveed Louza (actor), Lara Kelly (actress), Jacqueline Pillon (actress), Drew Nelson (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're As Dumb As They Look

Uninvited (1993)

Actors: Jack Elam (actor), Jerry Rector (actor), Jerry Rector (producer), Christopher Boyer (actor), Michael Derek Bohusz (writer), Michael Derek Bohusz (director), Erin Noble (actress), Larry Kaster (producer), Ted Haler (actor), Shawn Coulter (producer), Shawn Coulter (miscellaneous crew), David Kleinman (producer), Zane Paolo (actor), Patricia Bowman-Stein (miscellaneous crew), Bari Buckner (actress),

Plot: On a cold, eerie evening, on a barren, wind-swept mountainside, a leathery, evil man named Grady brings eight people to their destiny. A priest looking for the money to build a church hides a dark past, a young married couple looking for the wealth to start a life together, a prostitute searching for a way out of her present, - they all share one thing - a desire for the gold that is buried deep in the mountain. What they find instead is a terrifying horror and a powerful greed that leads them into a descent into the maelstrom of their existences.

Keywords: gold, greed, independent-film, mountain, newlywed, one-word-title, priest, prostitute
Genres: Horror, Western,
Taglines: In the blink of an eye, the madness begins. Only the brave would dare to awaken the guardian of the dead.

Quotes:

The Priest: There's a body right outside your front door.::Jackson: I know, I put it there.::The Priest: I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?::Jackson: What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.::The Priest: Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.

Edward II (1982)

Actors: Philippe Nahon (actor), Hélène Vincent (actress), Philippe Clévenot (actor), Jean Badin (actor), Jean Badin (actor), Hervé Pierre (actor), Hervé Pierre (actor), Roger Jacquet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Jean-Pierre Hutinet (actor), Daniel Briquet (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor), Patrice Bornand (actor),

Genres: ,

Malibu Beach Party (1940)

Actors: Treg Brown (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Henry Binder (producer), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Friz Freleng (director), Dave Barry (actor), Jack Miller (writer), Jack Lescoulie (actor), Gloria Curran (actress),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,