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Jason Gore
Comedian/Writer/Performer. The Best Show DUDIO. Bridge & Tunnel writer/performer. UCBT performer. Oh, and I flip cats.
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Jason Gore 1h
Tonight! 9:30 at ! This is going to be a fantastic show! is opening! COME!
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patrick 2h
Tonight at 9:30 at the PIT, come see & in a bunch of wildly funny sketches, & also me
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Jason Gore 8h
Not really in the mood for jokes. Just want to say you all are great & thanks for being connected to me in some way.
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Jason Gore 22h
"God, tonight's a perfect night for my BRAND!" Ann Coulter
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Jason Gore 22h
Hey ! In case you were wondering, tonight would be an absolute PERFECT night for you to go fuck yourself.
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Jason Gore 24h
Just be good people.
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Jason Gore Nov 13
"But where will I go?!??" Buckethead faces a reunited Guns N' Roses. "My name's Buckethead. I can't get another job!"
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Jason Gore Nov 12
Wait. You have a podcast?!
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Jason Gore Nov 12
If you're not watching this video with the wonderful , you're missing out on greatness.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
Yep. I walked into Doug's Pawn and said, "8 copies of Relish, please!" in 2001.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
I don't buy cats. I sell them.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the release of Joan Osborne's "Relish," I'm selling 8 copies of it back to a pawn shop.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
And it was all worth it.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
At the end of , we'll lock the doors & start the films again in chronological order.
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Jason Gore Nov 12
Now I'd totally be into watching a live feed of Michael Caine watching ALL of his films in reverse chronological order.
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Jason Gore Nov 11
SIMON: Art, lie down on this bench. Gotta talk to ya. GARFUNKEL: Okay? S: You're out of the group. G: Shit. S: Yep
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Jason Gore Nov 11
Your Dad, Billy Joel.
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Jason Gore Nov 11
Can't wait for the futuristic wasteland that will be the backdrop for Kris Jenner's 90th birthday version of "I Love My Friends."
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Jason Gore Nov 11
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Jason Gore Nov 11
Just when my Grandma finally stopped talking about My Big Fat Greek Wedding, they release the trailer for My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.
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