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Welcome to the pre-apocalyptic glories of Jimland Novelties, the Artistocrat's Automat. If you see something you like, just reach out (to me) and take it! As you may know your Uncle Jim is an island recluse with practically no savoir faire; that's why he is offering these artifacts by mail to you, the discriminating connoisseur of mysterio authentico.