Chris Cairns

@cairnstoon

Cartoonist, best-selling author, prize-winning journalist, scratch golfer and liar

Edinburgh
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Joined May 2013
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    7 hours ago

    Dear - I'm sure what you meant to say was that no makeover was necessary...best wishes, your wife!

    Best makeover of 2015: ( with full credit to Edinburgh boutique )
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    8 hours ago

    This man's trousers fell down as he collected an award from the Croatian President:

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    9:26 a.m. - 9 Dec 2015 · Details
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  3. 9 hours ago

    As seen in If only there was a reason later in the month to give presents ...

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    This seems like an opportune moment to signpost some of 's excellent portfolio (HT )
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    14 hours ago

    BREAKING: MP acquitted of election offence on grounds his actions were politically motivated slams "politically motivated" actions. Droll.

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    12 hours ago

    This is how much Brasso will need for his neck.

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    5:51 a.m. - 9 Dec 2015 · Details
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    17 hours ago

    Thanks to signatories of petition calling for end to stoning of Muslim Sri Lankan woman. Case has been reopened:

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  7. 17 hours ago

    Good morning from Fort William. Looks like another 'day' of sodden gloom. And that's just the weather.

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    20 hours ago

    Trump

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    10:07 p.m. - 8 Dec 2015 · Details
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    17 hours ago

    Wounded British soldier shuts up anti-Muslim racists with epic message:

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    18 hours ago

    Does anyone have a copy of speech in the original German?

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    Dec 8

    Alistair Darling joins Morgan Stanley; Gordon Brown joins Pimco: Better Off Together

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    18 hours ago

    You can begin to understand Donald Trump's statement when you discover that his hairdresser's a Muslim

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    Dec 8

    Cameron has a surprise coming opening doors on his advent calendar. It's like a normal advent calendar, but there's a dick in number 10.

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    Dec 8

    This was retweeted by . Over to

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    Dec 8

    Well.

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    2:35 p.m. - 8 Dec 2015 · Details
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    Dec 8

    and brightening up Easter Road on this dreich day

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    6:13 a.m. - 8 Dec 2015 · Details
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  17. Dec 8

    Appears I've over-shot. Now heading *south* to Fort William for tonight's event. I wonder who's speaking ...

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    Dec 7

    My reply to Loki Read:

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    Dec 7 North Berwick, Scotland

    Donald Trump trumping & reintroduction of the League Cup group stages on the same night. Truly is the end of days

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    3:17 p.m. - 7 Dec 2015 · Details
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