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ThreeTimeDaddy
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threetimedaddy
Manchester
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Dad of 2 boys and a girl. Voted 'best daddy ever' by one and 'rubbish at reading and football' by another, but youngest is yet to form a reliable opinion
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ThreeTimeDaddy
@threetimedaddy
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I tell my kids that if they have a problem, share it with me and I will carry the weight
But I didn’t mean their school bags, PE kit, trainers, random snack wrappers, scooters and other crap they brought from school today when I picked them up
I still carried it all though 🙄
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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8 sa. |
Today marks that special day of the year when the washing is hung on the line outside for first time 😃😃😃
... then builders next door start a bonfire pic.twitter.com/GU0DjbSjDO
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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9 sa. |
Aw that’s awesome - I was too young to go to gigs back then 😬
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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9 sa. |
Sounds like the voice of experience - had a few of those have you 🤔😂
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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10 sa. |
25 years 😢
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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20 sa. |
When you live in the UK that is never going to be a fair match up 😂
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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21 sa. |
*prints off tweet to show wife later* 🤞🏻
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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22 sa. |
Clinical 👌🏻😂
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Jonesy the Canuck 🇨🇦
@Jonesy_donkey
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22 sa. |
8: Daddy, lets play doctor! What seems to be the problem?
Me: Well, doc, my daughter is a pain in the butt hahahaha
8: No, Daddy. Actually you have severe anxiety and Mommy says that YOU are the pain in the butt.
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MumInBits
@MumInBits
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4 Nis |
7yo said he was ‘very grateful‘ for his dinner so obviously I’ve had to hire a private investigator to find out who this kid is and what’s happened to my actual 7yo
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
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22 sa. |
pronounces gif like knife
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A Bearer Of Dad News
@HomeWithPeanut
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22 sa. |
My wife and I have never been in an IKEA together, so we apparently are like the unicorn of married couples.
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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22 sa. |
I love setting parental controls and then switching them off again when my kids ask me to.
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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22 sa. |
Turns out no one else has a man crush #awkward pic.twitter.com/Z2t5MzZ4lh
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WTFDAD
@daddydoubts
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4 Nis |
My wife and I parent like tag team wrestlers but right now neither of us want to be in the ring.
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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22 sa. |
😂😂 no, thanks for helping 👍🏻
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ThreeTimeDaddy
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22 sa. |
👌🏻spot on 😂
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Richard Dean
@dad_on_my_feet
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4 Nis |
Anxiety lies to you.
It tells you that you’re not enough,
Unappreciated,
And unloved.
Even worse?
It makes you lash out at the very people who care about you most.
The people you NEED the most.
So recognize anxiety
Take steps to control it
And NEVER let it win.
#anxiety
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