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ThreeTimeDaddy
Dad of 2 boys and a girl. Voted 'best daddy ever' by one and 'rubbish at reading and football' by another, but youngest is yet to form a reliable opinion
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ThreeTimeDaddy 45 dk.
I tell my kids that if they have a problem, share it with me and I will carry the weight But I didn’t mean their school bags, PE kit, trainers, random snack wrappers, scooters and other crap they brought from school today when I picked them up I still carried it all though 🙄
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ThreeTimeDaddy 8 sa.
Today marks that special day of the year when the washing is hung on the line outside for first time 😃😃😃 ... then builders next door start a bonfire
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ThreeTimeDaddy 9 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @Devman33 @DaddyPoppinsBlg ve 12 diğerleri
Aw that’s awesome - I was too young to go to gigs back then 😬
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ThreeTimeDaddy 9 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @cariward060471 @StranDadAbroad
Sounds like the voice of experience - had a few of those have you 🤔😂
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ThreeTimeDaddy 10 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @Devman33 @DaddyPoppinsBlg ve 12 diğerleri
25 years 😢
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ThreeTimeDaddy 20 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @RebeccaMinnock
When you live in the UK that is never going to be a fair match up 😂
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ThreeTimeDaddy 21 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @lems_x
*prints off tweet to show wife later* 🤞🏻
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @lems_x
Clinical 👌🏻😂
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Jonesy the Canuck 🇨🇦 22 sa.
8: Daddy, lets play doctor! What seems to be the problem? Me: Well, doc, my daughter is a pain in the butt hahahaha 8: No, Daddy. Actually you have severe anxiety and Mommy says that YOU are the pain in the butt.
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MumInBits 4 Nis
7yo said he was ‘very grateful‘ for his dinner so obviously I’ve had to hire a private investigator to find out who this kid is and what’s happened to my actual 7yo
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @FredTaming
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Taming Fred Savage 22 sa.
pronounces gif like knife
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @Tired_Dad_of_2 @momsense_ensues
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A Bearer Of Dad News 22 sa.
My wife and I have never been in an IKEA together, so we apparently are like the unicorn of married couples.
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
I love setting parental controls and then switching them off again when my kids ask me to.
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @Charlot05486834
Turns out no one else has a man crush
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WTFDAD 4 Nis
My wife and I parent like tag team wrestlers but right now neither of us want to be in the ring.
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @PhilBolgertweet
😂😂 no, thanks for helping 👍🏻
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ThreeTimeDaddy 22 sa.
Şu kişiye yanıt olarak: @Le__Chicken
👌🏻spot on 😂
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Richard Dean 4 Nis
Anxiety lies to you. It tells you that you’re not enough, Unappreciated, And unloved. Even worse? It makes you lash out at the very people who care about you most. The people you NEED the most. So recognize anxiety Take steps to control it And NEVER let it win.
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