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Author of "The Year of Living Biblically" and the upcoming "It's All Relative." Your cousin.

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  1. Jan 23

    Loved talking with and about "practice books," blurbs, Jess's son and Langston Hughes's day job. Thanks for having me on.

    Our guest on this week's podcast is the MYTH, the LEGEND, the WRITER, . I experienced some fangirl moments, I'm not gonna lie.
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  2. Jan 18

    I was Sam Harris’s podcast and had the most wide-ranging (random?) conversation of my life. Topics included: funeral planning, ethical cannibalism, mixed fibers, gossip, the value of values, radical honesty, manure storage on Noah’s ark and ethnic fluidity

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  3. Jan 6

    Loved being on with my friend, the brilliant podcaster Chuck Bryant. We talked about movies, including what it says when you are more interested in Mr. Hand’s Cuba lecture in Fast Times than in Spicoli’s antics. Hint: Means you are old!

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  4. Jan 6

    It's like you're inside my mind!

    Replying to @ajjacobs
    I, too, am worried about what happens when Taco Bell raises the price of the Stackerm
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  5. Jan 6

    I'm, like, really scared.

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  6. 20 Dec 2017

    Glad to see the government investing in healthcare!

    Experiments to make lethal viruses more deadly will again receive federal funding.
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  7. 20 Dec 2017

    Calling this bill "tax reform" is like calling catastrophic climate change "weather improvement."

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  8. 20 Dec 2017

    Watched "The Santa Clause" with the kids, where Tim Allen has to learn to believe in the magic of Christmas. Can we do a remake where Tim Allen has to learn to believe in evolution?

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  9. 18 Dec 2017

    A (Possibly) Final Installment of my Self-Serving List of Nice Things People have Said About my New Book...

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  10. 18 Dec 2017

    First person shooter game but with muskets so that you spend 95 percent of the time tamping down gunpowder and cleaning your muzzle and reloading. If the kids are going to play violent games, at least teach em patience.

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  11. 18 Dec 2017

    I held a contest for short stories containing the words "vulnerable," "fetus," "science-based," etc. Some excellent (and vulnerable and diverse) entries here. I donated to ACLU in honor of winners.

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    18 Dec 2017

    Today, we review ' "wonderfully smart" IT'S ALL RELATIVE ():

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  13. 15 Dec 2017

    Can we have a short story contest where the stories have to contain the words “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.”? And the winner gets to choose a free speech or pro-science charity? I'll put up $100

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  14. 15 Dec 2017

    Thank you to the Washington Post for this lovely review of my book! You are good people. And I do promise to be more judicious in my use of the phrase "cousin humper"

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  15. 14 Dec 2017

    Testing to see if this Tweet still goes through: Comcast, kiss my ass. If you were my kid, I'd give you a clump of dirt for Hanukkah. And maybe some Crocs and Clamato.

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  16. 13 Dec 2017

    I love that the White House is like a reality show where the winners stay on and the losers die in 25 years from mass starvation caused by climate change!

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  17. 12 Dec 2017

    Look at that! Human beings are a wonderful species after all! You go homo sapiens! Proud of y'all!

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  18. 12 Dec 2017

    Looking fwd to going offline soon, then checking at midnight to see if humans are a wonderful species that rise above our brutish origins or if we should just call the whole thing off! See you then!

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  19. 12 Dec 2017

    Thanks cuz!

    Amareur genealogists run, don't walk, to pick up a copy of IT'S ALL RELATIVE by ! This delightful book covers every aspect of family history from DNA to uncovered secrets, all wrapped up in an informative and often hilarious package.
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  20. 11 Dec 2017

    You can't argue with logic!

    by is a great audiobook to listen to with family because it's all about family!
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