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Roy Moore Disgusted By Thought Of Groping Breasts Of Sexually Mature Woman https://trib.al/0HNWU9G pic.twitter.com/HGG1JONGfx
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Democrats Call For Convincing Amount Of Condemnation For Al Franken https://trib.al/SB4TmUd pic.twitter.com/NeS5bli7eq
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Buyer Of $450 Million Da Vinci Painting Sort Of Assumed It Would Come With Frame https://trib.al/e3kxL5p pic.twitter.com/Xdfac2hSrS
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Al Franken Pledges To Make Up For Sexist Behavior Over Course Of Next Four Senate Terms https://trib.al/heOQ34b pic.twitter.com/exyQ4Pdykn
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Bar Table Scientists Awarded 4-Beer Grant To Complete Analysis On Why He’s Not Good Enough For You https://trib.al/X2w5wly pic.twitter.com/2pzialhlXQ
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Christie's Auctioneer Throws In Sketch Of A Horse He Did To See If Anyone Bites https://trib.al/geVu5L5 pic.twitter.com/p1COzgntU8
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Confident Philadelphia Officials Preemptively Raze Center City To Make Room For Amazon Headquarters https://trib.al/MFj4wZi pic.twitter.com/Vcw1zjhxDF
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Kid With Massive Head Probably Psychic https://trib.al/7IRdoyB pic.twitter.com/rsox0KsQII
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NFL Announces Plans To Stream ‘Thursday Night Football’ Exclusively On Delta Flights https://trib.al/5UfoEBy pic.twitter.com/ajiCE6JRBB
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Hollywood Removes Statue Of Louis B. Mayer Beckoning Judy Garland To Sit On His Lap https://trib.al/NQthD3W pic.twitter.com/lJ9STRF7mb
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Bill Gates Invests $80 Million In Arizona ‘Smart City’ https://trib.al/r3mGK1e
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Man Hates It When Other Guys Treat His Girlfriend With Respect https://trib.al/wXHg3K2 pic.twitter.com/PTOObomhPk
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Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit https://trib.al/qo6hmr2 pic.twitter.com/5nxh0ZawHK
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Materialistic Single Mom Constantly Thinking Of Money https://trib.al/acqIJ9k pic.twitter.com/Ay6Mo8UGGd
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Encouraging U.S. Department Of Labor Reminds Job Seekers About All The Dumbfucks Out There https://trib.al/CR6dYdO pic.twitter.com/WQ8aPwWVNP
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Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke https://trib.al/THjb37G pic.twitter.com/tinI5Mo4VD
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