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Matt Novak
Married to the lovely , writes the Paleofuture blog for
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Matt Novak 1m
Replying to @ErickFernandez
Mueller’s camp seems airtight so far. Doubt we’d see anything until he wants us to see it.
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Matt Novak 3m
Mueller obviously has Trump’s tax returns by now, right? Do you suppose we’ll get to see them by Christmas or is that more of a Valentine?
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Matt Novak 18m
tell them the way we measure time is basically a lie we all agree upon but then explain that everybody eventually dies anyway
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Matt Novak 23m
Whoa whoa whoa we told you to get rid of the Nazis but I don’t remember anybody saying anything about porn
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Spencer Ackerman 54m
The judge specifically said that your utterances in the case necessitated lenience.
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Matt Novak 28m
it’s appears that the brands are at it again
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Matt Novak 48m
As the editor in chief of I'm angry that NBC Chicago scooped us on the fat garbage raccoon
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Matt Novak 51m
Replying to @Terr @FDRLST
I have always been editor in chief of a very good site for normal people
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Matt Novak 1h
As editor in chief of I’m angry that my employees got scooped by the toilet bear
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Matt Novak 1h
As editor in chief of this is bullshit
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Matt Novak 1h
As editor in chief of let me just say that Paul Manafort is guilty as hell
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Matt Novak 2h
As the editor in chief of I’m concerned that our big boy president is going to tweet all the way to Asia
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Matt Novak 2h
As editor in chief of I’m firing you for this bad opinion
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Matt Novak 2h
I'm the editor in chief of so I think I know what I'm talking about
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Matt Novak 2h
As editor in chief of I'd just like to say that the pee tape is real and our enormous wet president screened it for me personally
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Matt Novak 2h
Items 1-11 are just a plane ticket to anywhere outside of the US
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Matt Novak 2h
Replying to @InezFeltscher @FDRLST
I'm the editor in chief of the Federalist
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Matt Novak 2h
If Donald Trump is so great then how come nobody's ever heard of him
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Matt Novak 2h
Replying to @stillgray
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