Luscious Love Hewitt recently appeared on some dumb talk show and turned the conversation around to her "Vajazzle"! She went on to say her pudenda shines like a disco ball!!
Shines like a disco ball? Has she been using a radioactive dildo or something?
Yap, apparently not happy enough with having countless types of VD down there, rich posh brainless chicks like Paris Hilton are spending lots of dosh on being vajazzled!
The crazy 'art' of vajazzling apparently involves getting the "garden fully mowed" and then having some sort of shiny crystals affixed to the vacated "lawn area"!
It's hard to imagine why any chick would want some clit crystallisation, least of all uber-hotty filmstar Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Mad Jenny claims to have got vajazzled in order to feel better about herself after a break up!! ... Which in English means she did it cos she's a total bimbo!
Man, I hope this bullshit doesn't catch on among normal chicks! Imagine the shock and agony you'd feel when peeling off some hottie's panties, only to have your eyes suddenly and painfully ruptured as a result of the glaring lights of a sparkly vagazzled holy of holies, shining like a fucking demented disco ball!!
Shines like a disco ball? Has she been using a radioactive dildo or something?
Yap, apparently not happy enough with having countless types of VD down there, rich posh brainless chicks like Paris Hilton are spending lots of dosh on being vajazzled!
The crazy 'art' of vajazzling apparently involves getting the "garden fully mowed" and then having some sort of shiny crystals affixed to the vacated "lawn area"!
It's hard to imagine why any chick would want some clit crystallisation, least of all uber-hotty filmstar Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Mad Jenny claims to have got vajazzled in order to feel better about herself after a break up!! ... Which in English means she did it cos she's a total bimbo!
Man, I hope this bullshit doesn't catch on among normal chicks! Imagine the shock and agony you'd feel when peeling off some hottie's panties, only to have your eyes suddenly and painfully ruptured as a result of the glaring lights of a sparkly vagazzled holy of holies, shining like a fucking demented disco ball!!
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