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This is a link post Here's what passes for kids TV today...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 2:53, Reply)
This is a link post 80s Nipper TV NSFW
Once a year at primary school if you were unlucky enough to live anywhere near a farm.

GC as anything obviously.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:48, Reply)
This is a link post A nipper in The Netherlands
I once watched this when I had a fever, gave me nigthmares ever since. But it's so unbelievable boring. About two dolls who come to live after the store closes.
(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another big name in showbiz outed for exposing themselves behind the scenes.
I do hope this one gets the same kind of treatment the others have received of late.
 (Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like two bags of blue stilton

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Veiny, rich and delicious, with just the slightest crumble.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Hawkshaw - "Beat Me Till I'm Blue"
Because who *doesn't* love a portion of dirty organ on a Friday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end, and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Had this blasting out at work today
In fact a Good half hour of hawkshaw, writing tonight's cocktail board for the club.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "cocktail board", eh?
You're a Bristol b3tard, aren't you? Which club?
(I almost certainly won't know it 'cos I'm old)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end, and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah not bristol.
Me and the mrs run a funk n soul club in brum.and theres No sutch thing as too old for clubbin, im a propper old bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great swelling organ.
I'm off down Carnaby Street now for a purple hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha !
Top mod....
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat will prancercise for food, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Where can I buy a T-shirt with `Bhenchod` on it?
I like obscure t-shirts
 (I helped save b3ta! EatYourFace Wubba lubba dub dub!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.

(Prufrock Since you're here... I have a small favour to ask, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post not everyone speaks hindi/urdu

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky is somewhere over the rainbow, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Or has access to Google and a sense of curiosity as to why an ex is bestowing gifts.

(Prufrock Since you're here... I have a small favour to ask, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be great if it was a double bluff
and the word just meant "unresearched journalism"
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gaijintendo (1 like), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post merry candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky is somewhere over the rainbow, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post Romanian TV lady gets her knickers in a twist
Luckily there's a gentleman in a smoking jacket to help out.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Luring disco dollies to a life of vice, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Powla?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorchio!

(MC Chicken Sandwich Luring disco dollies to a life of vice, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nimbo Cumulos
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post I dun some goofing around. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Maybot Run I made this!
Move over Bremner, back off Culshaw, fuck off Bird, Fortune and Private Eye...

Here's some political satire to blow you away...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Final touches made to Coronation Street set
for one off post-brexit dystopian Christmas special
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to it? Is it all green screen now?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They've just been looping the last 12 episodes
for four years now and nobody has noticed yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as we are posting nipper memories...
In the UK we had to deal with this madness. Anyone seen "nosegays" at their local gardening center?
(I helped save b3ta! DuffGardens I have identified enough fucking street signs, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post Inspired by the Monkey opening theme below
I can't believe they're still doing the rounds in Japan singing the closing credits to audiences.
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post im confused
is it popular because of monkey or because its an epic tune that people love?
 (I helped save b3ta! DuffGardens I have identified enough fucking street signs, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
The tune and monkey can also fly on a little pink cloud.
 (Sherbs, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a style of music called Enka,
essentially, Japanese Blues...a sentimental ballad style that's been very popular over there for decades and is a karaoke favourite.

I'm honoured to be working with this UK-based Enka singer next weekend for the third year in a row.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post insightful review

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You wrote that review didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post In Germany, we watched this as nippers
(don't ask me why everyone looks chromosomatically challenged)
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky is somewhere over the rainbow, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post In the UK we got telly where everyone WAS chromosomatically challenged.
and it were glorious!
 (Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old Ron. He's only got three words for you..
"Away you go!"
 (I helped save b3ta! I am Doncaster, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post New restoration of the original Canadian version of Rock & Rule.
One of my all time favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not familiar with this...
I'll definitely give it a watch when I get a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post German police find 'WW2 bomb' was big courgette

(I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post My granddad was in the vegetable division during the war

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shooting down the dreaded Luftbanana?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Flying a Hurri(bean)cane?

(I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not Home Gourd then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably got an infestation of doodlebugs

(I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a link post Nips etc
youtu.be/FHmA37crG8c?t=121
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it though?
A lot of telly thought stuff like this is ok because the screen qualities crap no-one will notice.

But notice we did, still have very fond memories of Dr Whos assistant Leela.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't George Lucas instruct Carrie Fisher that there was no underwear in space?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I find your lack of lace disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post what a delightful gif
i could stare at that all day - if I forgot its a dancing corpse. *cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! DuffGardens I have identified enough fucking street signs, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowsers!
I thought Lucas had them strapped down with gaffer tape though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaffer tape only on her nipples because they would have poked through that flimsy costume and had someone's eye out.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 3:20
Wasn't that sampled by UNKLE at the beginning of "Drums of Death" on Psyence Fiction?

(6:30, too.)

/trainspotting
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They sampled Alan Hawksaw's Countdown.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMM8dCelBFw

Looks like the Blakes 7 team used it too.

Had to look that up though, thank you "who sampled" and IMDB.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, well, well.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, from what little of that album there is on YouTube,
it sounds fantastic.

It's not on Amazon, though. Darn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post loads of Alan Hawkshaw was released by KPM. Tbh, everything KPM releases is amazing.
I love that Hawkshaw, wrote "The Champ". There's footage of him; gruff, white-bearded, flat-capped Yorkshireman being asked what it's like to have written one of the most sampled songs ever.
"'Appen it's alright", or somesuch self-deprecation was the response.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end, and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post nip etc
the bear @ 3:42 - shudder
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That "bear"
is a jerk. I think she looked alright, even before she started beating stuff with her clogs
 (Haz, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
just for its sheer strangeness
 (I helped save b3ta! DuffGardens I have identified enough fucking street signs, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Did I watch this as a kid or just dream it?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Which is where this came from - youtube.com/watch?v=7XqMF5ou7hE&t;=39s
 (benzyl, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Naked Scientist reporting about 100 proof goldfish avoiding being frozen in winter?
Question is, was it schnapps or vodka? I didn't pay enough attention to the dialogue.
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 2:23, Reply)
This is a link post The real reason why people queue up for days to buy the new iPhone
I genuinely learned something from this. The Conversation piece.
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I learned that the whole thing depresses me more than I thought

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I was in a queue once to buy some tat for the kids and someone went down the line offering money to exchange places. A couple of people in front were disapproving and he was all like 'we live in a capitalist country..'

To their credit, no-one gave up their place to the oily cunt
 (benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post On the bright side, I just noticed that the IPhone X has a puberty sensor.
Sorry, misread that, it's a boring proximity sensor.
 (smellysaminThemiddleofthefuggingAtlantic Smelly but not long, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are the stats, and the 'academic rigour' promised in that site's tagline?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You could probably check out the authors peer-reviwed publications
www.sci.manchester.ac.uk/about/people/students/harald-wieser/
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason in this piece he backs his claims with links to the Sun and DM.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they'll be easily accessible.
Journal papers aren't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I stopped reading Nature and have the DM bookmarked.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *hammers fisty at sky*
*hammers fist towards sky*
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post God must enjoy being fisted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That post went completely wrong
I'm blaming brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead resigned for undisclosed actions on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it went exceedingly well.
Sent from my iPhone X
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know it had a puberty sensor?

(smellysaminThemiddleofthefuggingAtlantic Smelly but not long, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How does it work?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post By proximity, apparently.
(Btw, I am a bit dyslexic, only a bit)
 (smellysaminThemiddleofthefuggingAtlantic Smelly but not long, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone that's had that as their email sig since the iPhone x was announced.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/forums/speaking-in-tongues/topics/etiquette-of-signing-off-with-x-s
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post So people aren't excited
about the phones, but are excited about the line and the media attention to the line instead? That's even more odd to me. Oh well
 (Haz, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post 3 brexit voting students open up about the abuse they get on campus

(benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "no one wants to be the black sheep"
racist bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post poor James has never been to a house party in his life

(benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post How do people know how they voted?
Could it be that they�ve been telling people? Repeatedly? Whether they look interested or not?

Who knows, maybe they outed themselves by being the only people to ever buy a DM from the shop in the student union.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob rolls off the tongue, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post at least one of them has a barbour jacket

(benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Exactly, like walking onto the University of Liverpool campus with a ManU shirt...you are going to get stick. Tribalism under a new name where you have just marked your own card, as old as time. Though the threats are out of order...unless she said "I voted leave...you C**ts!"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like walking home drunk late at night on your own wearing a strappy top.
You're simply asking for it.
 (eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Being laughed at because you've done something stupid is the same as rape of course

(benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless knees got touched during the mocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That one's not quite there is it
Have another go
 (benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find I responded to someone talking about football shirts.

(eViLegion Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I am trés trés confused by all of this.
Please �laborate pour my �ducation.
 (smellysaminThemiddleofthefuggingAtlantic Smelly but not long, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Which are strictly the preserve of Jack Russells and cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Students having contrary opinion? *drops monocle*
Still can't blame the youth for feeling worried about brexit, poor fuckers have known nothing else but eu rule.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus If you see Tab, tell him he's fucking welcome., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wise beyond their years.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, virgins forever

(benito vaselini NEWTS caused my housing crisis, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Soon they'll learn
to shut the fuck up about it. That way they have to listen less to people bristling with a terrible conviction that the EU is the promised land but who couldn't tell you any of its presidents, what it's for or how it's structured. I don't mean you. You could probably name a president or two.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:34, Reply)

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