Showing posts with label Shakira. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakira. Show all posts

Saturday, 2 April 2011

The Sport - Shakira Knightly in James Richardson's European Footy Paper Review






Mischevious punster supreme AC Jimbo - some sort of mutant constructed with DNA from Yul Brenner, Steven Wright and Karl Pilkington! - is in rare form in this week's European Football Paper Review!

Fucking hilarious! That bald pate is obviously a solar panel connected to some alien comedy machine on the Planet Pundom!

Great to hear that the screaming hispanic banshee skank Shakira Knightly has a contract on her head in Madrid! Let's get that fatwa extended worldwide!

BTW ... hey Piquet, don't you realise you could still be luxuriating in the greyness of Madchester, getting tea-cups thrown at you by Alex Ferguson and travelling to exotic spots like Sunderland and Wigan every week, rather than banging curvy screamy superstars in the Spanish sun! You f*cking idiot!!

All that plus the most sure-fire betting tip there's ever been! Yap, those spaghetti chewing mafiosi have got their black teeth into Sunday's Chievo/Samp game! Yap, it's gonna be a draw, probably 1-1. Therefore, I've remortgaged my shack ... and confidently expect to have 2 shacks on Monday!

Keep up with AC Jimbo from Planet Punland at guardian.co.uk





















Saturday, 24 October 2009

Hot Popper Shakira the Screama






Shakira the Screama never ever looked this good before!

Isn't Photoshop a great thing?!

The two gay guys are praying Shakira the Screama doesn't start to scream out one of her awful dirges!








Thursday, 13 August 2009

Hot Popper - Shakira






If only her muzak was 10% as good as that ass!





Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Barack Obama’s “We Are One Concert” - 18 January 2009




Barack Obama’s “We Are One Concert”
18 January 2009

mp3/ 150mb



Some very strange contributors here - what the fuck are the likes of Jack Black and Marisa Tomei doing here? (unless perhaps Marisa did a spot of stripping as in "The Wrestler"!) - and a fair bit of muzak - Garth Brooks et al - but a historic document nonetheless.

Great to hear folk stalwart Pete Seeger perform the classic This Land with Bruce Springsteen, and the Boss perform the best song of the day in "The Rising".

Where's Bob Dylan though? We thought Obama was a big fan!

We never knew Boner and 'Shakira the Screama' were Americans!! They say you learn something new every day. With us, it's once every year!

Man, it sure looked cold there! We hope 'Shakira the Screama' wore her thermal g-string!




Bey: "Are you grabbing my tit there, Brucie?"




Tracklisting

01. Various - Concert Intruducion.mp3"
02. Various - The Star Spangled Banner.mp3"
03. Denzel Washington - Speech.mp3"
04. Bruce Springsteen - The Rising.mp3"
05. Laura Linney & Martin Luther King III - Speech.mp3"
06. Mary J. Blige - Lean On Me.mp3"
07. Steve Carell & Jamie Foxx - Speech.mp3"
08. Bettye Lavette And Jon Bon Jovi - Long Time Coming.mp3"
09. Tom Hanks - Speech.mp3"
10. Marisa Tomei - Speech.mp3"
11. James Taylor, John Legend & Jennifer Nettles - Shower The People.mp3"
12. Joe Biden - Speech.mp3"
13. John Mellencamp - Pink Houses.mp3"
14. Queen Latifah - Speech.mp3"
15. Josh Groban & Heather Headley - Freedom Ring.mp3"
16. Kal Penn & George Lopez - Speech.mp3"
17. Herbie Hancock, Will.I.Am & Sheryl Crow - One Love.mp3"
18. Tiger Woods - Speech.mp3"
19. Renee Fleming - Medley.mp3"
20. Jack Black & Rosario Dawson - Speech.mp3"
21. Garth Brooks - American Pie-Shout-We Shall Be Free.mp3"
22. Ashley Judd & Forest Whitaker - Speech.mp3"
23. Usher, Stevie Wonder, & Shakira - Higher Ground.mp3"
24. Samuel L. Jackson - Speech.mp3"
25. U2 - Pride (In The Name Of Love)-City Of Blinding Lights.mp3"
26. Various - Bald Eagles Presentation.mp3"
27. Barack Obama - Speech.mp3"
28. Pete Seeger With Bruce Springsteen - This Land.mp3"
29. Beyonce & Cast - America The Beautiful.mp3"
30. Various - Concert Credits.mp3"




Beyoncé - America The Beautiful
“We Are One Concert”





We found a link for this historic bootleg ... that means it's not our link, Internet Nazis!


http://rapidshare.com/files/186346215/O ... .18.09.zip


Thanks GG


Note: The poster adds;
My version of Winrar does not like the " in the directory name. To extract it, I manually created a target folder, then in Winrar opened the archive & the il-named folder within. The I selected all and told it to extract to the destination folder. Before clicking OK, I clicked on the Advanced tab and told it "do not extract paths".







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Sunday, 16 March 2008

Shakira ! Shakira !


http://www.dumparump.com/image/63/KBm2fS4.jpg

This wailing banshee makes unlistenable muzak.

But she loves to let her tit slip out on live TV shows! And on giant Billboards!!

Hurrah for the Colombian banshee!

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