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Fallon fallen...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 1 Nov, 21:16, Reply)

shouldn't their ties be around their heads?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 21:41, Reply)

Mister Speaker, perhaps the right honorable gentleman would care to indicate WHICH cabinet minister was unable to restrain himself and saw fit to discharge his load into this year's budget box?

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drimble 糞, Wed 1 Nov, 21:45, Reply)

My oh my...

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Ninj, Wed 1 Nov, 11:59, Reply)

That's a very pleasing combo of twee and dark

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 1 Nov, 12:59, Reply)

Call it Bijou Noir. Open Etsy shop. Swim in money.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Nov, 13:12, Reply)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Nov, 13:12, Reply)

LOOK LIKE A SAW HEAD TO ME

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 13:52, Reply)

"What a short neck you've got" said Red.

I likes it.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 1 Nov, 16:51, Reply)

I see she's followed Donald's lead...

She's written a book...

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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 1 Nov, 11:16, Reply)

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ozof, Wed 1 Nov, 11:02, Reply)

Baddest of all the Good Boys.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Nov, 13:30, Reply)

IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE

Make movies sci-fi - All the Presidents Cybermen, American History X-wing
Worst Issue Ever - Design magazine covers to ruin existing magazines.
The 1970s Internet - Google Bay city rollers and buy flares on Amazon
Funny Graves - Cheer mourners up with a novelty tombstone

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 1 Nov, 10:20, Reply)

1 please God

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Ninj, Wed 1 Nov, 10:28, Reply)

B, thanks. OOH! OOH! What's this warm trickle running down my leg?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 1 Nov, 10:47, Reply)

F please your all-powerful sky beardedness

(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Wed 1 Nov, 11:19, Reply)

movies again, but not 70's

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Nov, 11:58, Reply)

B please

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Nov, 12:08, Reply)

I'll hav a wun pleez God

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 1 Nov, 12:29, Reply)

Bee

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Nov, 13:29, Reply)

DA YELLOW WUN

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 13:49, Reply)

Not 1, because it'll just be wall-to-wall fucking LOL STAR WARS as usual

OH LOOK I PUT DARTH VADER'S HEAD ON NEMO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 1 Nov, 14:54, Reply)

^this^

No - 5

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 17:57, Reply)

OH LOOK I PUT DARTH VADER'S HEAD ON NEMO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov, 19:12, Reply)

Actually, that is comedy gold

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov, 19:12, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 19:58, Reply)

FP this now!!!!

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The_cold_stare Any queeeestions?, Wed 1 Nov, 20:55, Reply)

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PedroHin, Wed 1 Nov, 21:04, Reply)

~~feeble~~ mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov, 21:08, Reply)

Who?

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PedroHin, Wed 1 Nov, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah, I see you, mods, undoing all the likes this is getting

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drimble 糞, Wed 1 Nov, 21:46, Reply)

*closes photoshop*

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Tribs <this space for hire>, Wed 1 Nov, 20:40, Reply)

not movies again not movies again not movies again not movies again not movies again not movies again

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 16:47, Reply)

"If ads told the truth..."

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 16:47, Reply)

Cinq please. Saucy Seaside postcards

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unclepills says to donate to b3ta at least once in 2017, Wed 1 Nov, 17:24, Reply)

Grave matters.

(macroscian is just an ignorant Swede, Wed 1 Nov, 17:50, Reply)

B or iii.

Not fussed.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Nov, 18:14, Reply)

It's just a punch to the left.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Oct, 22:45, Reply)

Is this about Theresa May?

I'm not going to laugh unless I know it's about Theresa May.

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The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 31 Oct, 23:00, Reply)

Whilst it may appear as just a literal minded compo entry,

it is actually a clever satire about Trump. The clue is in the gold pants.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Oct, 23:26, Reply)

I honestly did not notice the gold pants until you said this.

Sting in Dune is worse though.

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 1:12, Reply)

What are you talking about, that role was the peak of his career

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gronkpan, Wed 1 Nov, 5:31, Reply)

That's quite possibly true.

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 6:03, Reply)

stormy monday... just sayin'

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ozof, Wed 1 Nov, 7:50, Reply)

NOW it's funny.

/ac

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drimble 糞, Wed 1 Nov, 6:26, Reply)

O shit wait you guys I found a way to make it even better

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drimble 糞, Wed 1 Nov, 6:35, Reply)

winnaaaah!

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ozof, Wed 1 Nov, 7:53, Reply)

Astounding~

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PedroHin, Tue 31 Oct, 23:05, Reply)

madness takes its toll

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Woodkovsky is somewhere over the rainbow, Tue 31 Oct, 23:09, Reply)

haha, very nicely done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov, 7:35, Reply)

Oh Brad !!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 16:50, Reply)

Pea for Halloween :D

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Oct, 19:47, Reply)

I like peas

(macroscian is just an ignorant Swede, Wed 1 Nov, 5:39, Reply)

not as much as I do

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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 1 Nov, 10:45, Reply)

peas on earth

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 1 Nov, 18:11, Reply)

Bit of Halloween pencil arts for your eyeglobes...

Click for bigger (76 kb)

(Mistermook, Tue 31 Oct, 18:31, Reply)

That's mighty fine.

Art.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 18:50, Reply)

Skills!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Oct, 19:23, Reply)

wow!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Oct, 19:44, Reply)

Fucking impressive.

I'm getting a waft of Blue Velvet off of that.

No idea how you do stuff like that. Haha.

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cowcat will prancercise for food, Tue 31 Oct, 21:09, Reply)

Just right for the wall over the crib in the nursery!

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PedroHin, Tue 31 Oct, 22:14, Reply)

Cor!

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drimble 糞, Tue 31 Oct, 23:13, Reply)

lovely

you might even pop that youtube vid on /links for more well-deserved approbation

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ozof, Wed 1 Nov, 1:18, Reply)

amazing stuff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov, 7:36, Reply)

can't sleep clown will eat me

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Nov, 9:06, Reply)

Blimey!! That's even better than *I* could do!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 1 Nov, 11:20, Reply)

Ghoulander

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Oct, 18:14, Reply)

Happy Halloween!

(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Tue 31 Oct, 17:55, Reply)

Ok there was meant to be a pic

Fuckups galore

(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Tue 31 Oct, 17:57, Reply)

Have this :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Oct, 18:15, Reply)

lol

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broadsword, Tue 31 Oct, 19:42, Reply)

Life is like a bo... oh...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 15:53, Reply)

Nicely

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 31 Oct, 17:12, Reply)

*Gulp*

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Ninj, Tue 31 Oct, 14:46, Reply)

Mark Kermode's looking well.

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drimble 糞, Tue 31 Oct, 23:25, Reply)

Fear has a number

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Ninj, Tue 31 Oct, 12:26, Reply)

Didn't the Sisters of Mercy have a hit with that ?

Oh wait... [click]

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 12:34, Reply)

Hahahaha!

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Ninj, Tue 31 Oct, 14:24, Reply)

"HEY NOW, OOH-LA-LA-LA...."

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Oct, 17:03, Reply)

Arf!

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mikenco, Tue 31 Oct, 17:49, Reply)

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Oct, 20:45, Reply)

Nice work

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drimble 糞, Tue 31 Oct, 23:12, Reply)

ooh I like it

(macroscian is just an ignorant Swede, Wed 1 Nov, 5:40, Reply)

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Wed 1 Nov, 6:06, Reply)

And now face the left, Mr President.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 12:21, Reply)

if there were any justice in the world,

the "2017" would be sometime in the 70s

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 12:25, Reply)

Best justice money can buy.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Oct, 16:59, Reply)

Shit!

I'm on fucking fire!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Oct, 17:00, Reply)

mazel tov, joefish

enjoy your bright day

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Woodkovsky is somewhere over the rainbow, Tue 31 Oct, 20:09, Reply)

Didn't realise my b3taday was Hallowe'en.

Shall try to remember in futur*.

*Other fonts are available.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov, 13:11, Reply)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Oct, 20:47, Reply)

Oh HAI Taxiclab!

It's colder here than in your neck of the woods! WHAT DID YOU DO????!!!

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PedroHin, Tue 31 Oct, 22:15, Reply)

Got the "race" wrong

Should be "orange"

(m.auron, Tue 31 Oct, 17:07, Reply)

Oompa-Loompa with pituitary problems more like

(gijoel, Wed 1 Nov, 10:33, Reply)

it's an art i did. please enjoy

Click for bigger

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 11:08, Reply)

his name is Hiro, by the way

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 11:09, Reply)

you people sure love art! i'm so glad to be a member of this arts community, purile or no.

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 13:41, Reply)

I like it.

Arts community? really? o.O

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 14:48, Reply)

...you must be new here.

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 15:02, Reply)

puerile digital arts community

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2003/aug/21/internet.onlinesupplement

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Tue 31 Oct, 18:47, Reply)

Oh. I did not know that. Fairy nuff.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 19:21, Reply)

YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?

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unclepills says to donate to b3ta at least once in 2017, Tue 31 Oct, 14:49, Reply)

Whadda you mean 'You people' ?

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct, 15:01, Reply)

I think he's being racist.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 31 Oct, 15:03, Reply)

at the very least

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Tue 31 Oct, 18:48, Reply)

CHILL! Alright? Just chilll it.

Now let's go get those Viet Congs.

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unclepills says to donate to b3ta at least once in 2017, Tue 31 Oct, 20:25, Reply)

Now that is lovely

(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Tue 31 Oct, 13:43, Reply)

smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 15:01, Reply)

Nice hair!

(dirk speedrift, Tue 31 Oct, 14:40, Reply)

my eyes are figuratively literally green with envy.

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maia i'm a dryad, Tue 31 Oct, 15:03, Reply)

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mofaha in the nirvana picture, Tue 31 Oct, 18:45, Reply)

hurrah!

fab :)

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mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 1 Nov, 20:56, Reply)

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