Last updated: October 29, 2017

Saturday 28th October 2017

Rejection has Stinkatron smoking

Rejection has Stinkatron smoking

Sports’ rejection of an independent tribunal has got our new invention, the Stinkatron, blowing foul-smelling smoke.

Shirts fly off the shelf

Simon McLoughlin dinkus

When Ben Simmons hit his historic triple double this week, Melbourne’s Mecca of basketball started to buzz.

Class of ’73 lit the flame

Class of ’73 lit the flame

Today’s match between the Wallabies and the Barbarians will brings back many fond memories for me.

Baa-Baas a potential roadblock

Baa-Baas a potential roadblock

The Barbarians are likely to put pressure on a Wallabies side now burdened with the idea of being world-beaters.

New world threat to Ashes

New world threat to Ashes

What protects the Ashes has at least as much to do with cents as sentiment.

Friday 27th October 2017

Apology to Manly unlikely to appear

Apology to Manly unlikely to appear

There will be no apology from NSW Police to Manly after the investigation into match-fixing was wrapped up.

Thursday 26th October 2017

Brain cells decline as tribunal rejected

Brain cells decline as tribunal rejected

If players are subject to drug tests then sporting officials should take mandatory brain cell counts.

Wednesday 25th October 2017

Cracks in Ange Whingecoglou

Australia's football coach Ange Postecoglou listens questions from journalists during a press conference after the 2018 World Cup qualifying football match between Syria and Australia at the Hang Jebat Stadium in Malacca on October 5, 2017. / AFP PHOTO / MOHD RASFAN

The mighty Ange was Australian soccer. He was loved. Now he cannot take criticism. He is the shell of his former self.

Tuesday 24th October 2017

Cronk saga shifts focus from Cup

Cronk saga shifts focus from Cup

The most pressing issue in rugby league is not the lead-up to the World Cup clash between Australia and England.

Monday 23rd October 2017

Caulfield Cup the reward

Caulfield Cup the reward

You would be absolutely wrong to say Saturday’s success fell into the lap of Cory Parish with a longshot Caulfield Cup winner.

Heart of Darkness skips a beat

Heart of Darkness skips a beat

The Wallabies gave everything to beat the All Blacks, but there is still much work to be done.

Saturday 21st October 2017

Recognition is a long time coming

Recognition is a long time coming

Tonight’s Test match is a significant moment in finally recognising the contribution of indigenous players.

Kiss man claims he bought Blues

Simon McLoughlin dinkus

Gene Simmons has done his part to perpetuate the story that he once owned the Carlton Football Club. For a single day.

Carnival’s mountain of a task

Carnival’s mountain of a task

Pondering how to attack the spring carnival. Considering putting on a race like The Everest but eventually ruled a line through it.

A bear trap is possible

A bear trap is possible

There is just the suspicion that New Zealand are vulnerable at the moment.

Why 51 is the magic number

Why 51 is the magic number

How much do you deconstruct your game in preparation for the next?

Warner’s fighting words

Warner’s fighting words

David Warner. A microphone. A recorder. A question about sledging. What could possibly go wrong?

Thursday 19th October 2017

Integrity ahead of inclusion

Integrity ahead of inclusion

Unfortunately, most of the discussion surrounding Hannah Mouncey has been unhelpful and definitely irrelevant.

Garth lands NRL’s toughest gig

Garth lands NRL’s toughest gig

Garth Brennan will walk into the most difficult job in the NRL as new coach of the Gold Coast Titans.

Wednesday 18th October 2017

Simple game turned on its head

Simple game turned on its head

The Australians will be motivated by a ‘hatred’ of the England players. That should settle things down.

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