Reddit Crackdown On Hate Somehow Doesn’t Include Elliot Rodger Worshipers, ‘Helicopter Ride’ Enthusiasts

On the bright side, several Nazi subreddits have finally been taken down.

Donald Trump Has Come Up With The Solution For Drug Deaths, And It Is Bootstraps!

Donald Trump will solve the country's drug problem by doing ... NOTHING. Yeah, we were shocked, too.

Donald Trump Attacks VA Dem Ralph Northam, Gets More Than He Bargained For

Donald Trump wants to Make the Confederacy Great Again

Grateful Private Prison Company Leaves Trump’s Cash On Bedside Table On The Way Out

Let's hear another angry speech from Donald about 'pay to play.'

GOP Congressdentist Very Mad CNN Reporting On This Crazy Nonsense He Made Up

We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.

OC, LA, SD, Big Bear And Vegas, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY????

California knows how to party.

Maybe Restoring Puerto Rico’s Electricity Shouldn’t Be Handled By Jerkass Grifters

It's just Disaster Capitalism in action, kids.

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

Wait, You Don’t Want Poppy Bush To Grab Your Ass From His Wheelchair? WHY EVER NOT?

Get it? David Cop-a-Feel? Wait, where are you going?

Kris Kobach LITERALLY Copy-Pasting Your Uncle’s ‘Illeagalz’ Chain Emails

Trump has the very best people. And they get their information from the very best fever swamp emails.

Trump Knows What Happened In Niger And It Is Did You Know He Went To Wharton?

We're pretty sure Trump thinks he KILLED IT in Wednesday's press conference.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Don’t Know How To Say This, But Donald Trump Really Sucks At Speaking English

Words! What do they mean??????

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

National Park Fees Could More Than Double, Depending How Much Ryan Zinke Skims Off The Top

Turning management of the National Parks over to the Kushner Companies is next.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!
Jeff Flake, really, The Hill?

Never Mind, Jeff Flake’s A Pussy Again

One pussy that doesn't grab back.

Republicans Save Banks From Greedy Customers. THANK GOD!

Oh, look, Republicans are screwing everyday Americans to help the big banks. Boy are we astonished.

Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE’s Damn Hands Off Her Body

Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
Drilling rigs, mine tailings not shown

Ryan Zinke SCAM PACS???? Well, Knock Us Over With Half A Percent Of The Take

Boy, this Interior Secretary, I don't know.

Trey Gowdy And Devin Nunes Flooding Earth With Jizz Over New Hillary Investigations

Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.